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« Reply #2700 on: February 08, 2010, 11:28:13 PM »

That does make a lot more sense.
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« Reply #2701 on: February 10, 2010, 11:38:26 AM »

Oh you, China.
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« Reply #2702 on: March 04, 2010, 06:30:01 PM »

Question to any of you who are sexually attracted to the female figure: What is your ideal style for pubic hair? I'm thinking about going to a pro for that kind of grooming for before my honeymoon, so any input in good. If you don't have any reference, Wikipedia is always helpful. Thank you all!

Edit: to clarify, I asked Pel, but he says he doesn't know what he wants, so I'm trying to get a general sense of what is liked.
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« Reply #2703 on: March 30, 2010, 09:22:02 PM »

It's really a personal preference thing. If you're gonna have hair down there then just get it super tidy and nice before you go.

I am remembering a scene in Blow Dry where this chick gets her pubes dyed red and then cut in the shape of a heart.
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« Reply #2704 on: April 04, 2010, 02:15:51 PM »

*giggle* Not something I think he would like. I did figure out what I'm going to do. Thank you all for your input!
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« Reply #2705 on: May 16, 2010, 06:30:43 PM »

Heheee...What if someone got crop circles? That would be awesome and hilarious.
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« Reply #2706 on: May 16, 2010, 08:06:58 PM »

Ha, I think there was a Something Positive strip about that.
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« Reply #2707 on: May 17, 2010, 01:12:22 AM »

*facepalm*
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« Reply #2708 on: May 17, 2010, 10:16:45 AM »

Definitely a more inventive "landing strip".
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« Reply #2709 on: May 17, 2010, 01:16:01 PM »

...maybe just a little cube?
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« Reply #2710 on: May 17, 2010, 04:17:16 PM »

Cube? I hope you mean square, I don't want three dimensional art in my pubes, in anyway you could make that out to mean.
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« Reply #2711 on: May 17, 2010, 07:14:57 PM »

What if you got Frank Lloyd Wright to style them? Shocked
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« Reply #2712 on: May 17, 2010, 08:02:44 PM »

I said no 3D art (and arcateture counts), I mean no 3D art!

By the way, I know what I'm going to do, so you can talk about what ever you want.
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« Reply #2713 on: May 17, 2010, 08:27:30 PM »

I went to Prom!
Pictures will come eventually.
But yeah, I'm posting that tidbit here because everyone was grinding.

Except for two people. They were awesome.
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« Reply #2714 on: May 18, 2010, 02:36:42 AM »

When I was at the prom, I slow danced with my blazer.
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« Reply #2715 on: May 18, 2010, 04:48:17 AM »

I was gonna catch up on this thread

And then it turned out there were 20 pages I'd missed

And I thought to myself "Self," I thought, "Self, do you think 20 pages of bonertalk is really worth it?"

And upon realizing I didn't think it was worth it, I realized I died inside some time ago
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« Reply #2716 on: May 18, 2010, 07:33:07 AM »

Every time I scroll past Poltaap's avatar it looks obscene.

Also upside down.

It makes me smile then feel bad about myself.

I'd say do it anyway, seeing as you still so clearlyhave the urge to Tongue
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« Reply #2717 on: May 18, 2010, 07:45:43 AM »

Nonsense; my voracious bonerlust doesn't mean I want to read a bunch of stuff about proms and love and shit.
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« Reply #2718 on: May 18, 2010, 09:31:13 AM »

And upon realizing I didn't think it was worth it, I realized I died inside some time ago
That happened when you left this forum.
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« Reply #2719 on: May 18, 2010, 11:06:05 AM »

And I thought to myself "Self," I thought, "Self, do you think 20 pages of bonertalk is really worth it?"

And upon realizing I didn't think it was worth it, I realized I died inside some time ago
YOU'VE CHANGED, MAN. YOU'VE CHANGED. WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU MAN. WHAT HAPPENED.
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« Reply #2720 on: May 18, 2010, 11:10:07 AM »

WHAT YOU TALKING ABOUT, KENTAN. WHAT YOU TALKING ABOUT.
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« Reply #2721 on: May 18, 2010, 11:15:49 AM »

THAT GUY IS NOT ORANGEY. ORANGEY WOULD THINK ANY AMOUNT OF BONERTALK IS WORTH IT.
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« Reply #2722 on: May 18, 2010, 12:10:20 PM »

Stop... Just stop...
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« Reply #2723 on: May 18, 2010, 10:02:26 PM »

I have just one thing to add to this conversation.


MASSIVE ERECTION.
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« Reply #2724 on: May 18, 2010, 10:44:59 PM »

You have a massive erection to add to this conversation? Then by all means let's see it.
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« Reply #2725 on: May 18, 2010, 10:55:20 PM »

I think that might be what finally brings down the mighty wrath of Chris onto this thread.
But hey, maybe not!
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« Reply #2726 on: May 19, 2010, 01:21:27 AM »

You have a massive erection to add to this conversation? Then by all means let's see it.

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« Reply #2727 on: May 19, 2010, 08:35:39 AM »

As long as we keep this place free of *ahem* pictures, I don't think he'll pay it any attention. Besides, he has more important things to do.
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« Reply #2728 on: May 19, 2010, 09:17:03 AM »

Thank you Ziggy, we love you!  Kiss

yes, I think I shall send ziggy a picture of my massive, throbbing, beating


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« Reply #2729 on: May 19, 2010, 09:51:01 AM »

As long as we keep this place free of *ahem* pictures, I don't think he'll pay it any attention. Besides, he has more important things to do.
I have yet to find anything more important than bonertalk.
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