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« Reply #90 on: October 09, 2008, 10:18:49 AM »

Lemon it is. I'm afraid I have no Earl Grey right now.

Oh, wait, we're supposed to be talking about perverted things...

Ummm...

*Teabag joke*
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« Reply #91 on: October 09, 2008, 10:24:21 AM »

Oh, Drakey, I'm disappointed. I thought you would make a 'lemon/yaoi' reference!

*lemon joke*
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« Reply #92 on: October 09, 2008, 10:27:51 AM »

Ah... I'm not up on the whole hentai thing. All I know is there's something about tentacles and orifices.
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« Reply #93 on: October 09, 2008, 12:12:42 PM »

*big smile*
Hentai is awesome,
Tentacle hentai is more awesome,
But you know what the best is?
Loli.
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« Reply #94 on: October 09, 2008, 02:30:34 PM »

See, this is just one of the many reasons we don't like you Dom.

I've never understood the attraction of animated pornography, especially of the spaghetti breakfast variety.

Also, what do lemons have to do with yaoi?
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« Reply #95 on: October 09, 2008, 04:32:32 PM »

Why must you ask these things that no one needs to know?
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« Reply #96 on: October 09, 2008, 04:37:37 PM »

It's just what they're called. *shrug*
I'm sure theres some sensible explanation for it, but I don't really want to look it up.
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« Reply #97 on: October 09, 2008, 04:39:33 PM »

An anime/manga or (anime/manga) based fan-work that depicts sexual acts.

Often shortened to simply "Lemon", the term is actually derived from a hentai anime in 1984, "Cream Lemon", which told a story about a girl called Ami and her relationships.

Since then "Lemon" has been used to refer to all sexually-oriented fanworks, in particular fan-fiction.


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« Reply #98 on: October 09, 2008, 04:40:22 PM »

Yes, I find the Urban Dictionary in my wanderings about the internet.
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« Reply #99 on: October 09, 2008, 04:41:25 PM »

yaaaayurbandictionary!
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« Reply #100 on: October 09, 2008, 04:44:04 PM »

Indeedly.
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« Reply #101 on: October 09, 2008, 08:28:34 PM »

Indeedly-doodly-doodly-dee.
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« Reply #102 on: October 09, 2008, 08:29:15 PM »

Hay guiz gues wut?!1?

Penises!
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« Reply #103 on: October 09, 2008, 08:31:34 PM »

LOLOLOLOL
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« Reply #104 on: October 09, 2008, 08:44:56 PM »

What's sad is that that's actually still on topic.
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« Reply #105 on: October 10, 2008, 11:20:20 PM »

Yep.
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« Reply #106 on: October 10, 2008, 11:22:43 PM »

Yep ends in p, the same letter penis starts with.

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« Reply #107 on: October 10, 2008, 11:29:54 PM »

That comment Roxxored my Boxxors. Just like your mom!

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« Reply #108 on: October 10, 2008, 11:32:03 PM »

Yep ends in p, the same letter penis starts with.
It's also the first letter in "pussy", "porn", "prostitute", "pedophile" and "priest". P seems to have more than its fair share of sex-related words.
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« Reply #109 on: October 10, 2008, 11:54:27 PM »

Heh, everybody was so preoccupied with figuring out what a 'lemon' is, that the last thing Dom mentioned was ignored. Yay for Dom failing! (in this case to creep people out)
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« Reply #110 on: October 10, 2008, 11:57:51 PM »

Actually, not only did we largely ignore him, I also insulted him:
See, this is just one of the many reasons we don't like you Dom.

In fairness though, I did address his comment. By disagreeing.
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« Reply #111 on: October 11, 2008, 12:32:42 AM »

Get back to the penises, guys. I'm not paying you to talk about quasi-serious stuff.
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« Reply #112 on: October 11, 2008, 12:34:30 AM »

Umm... What should we say about them? They're... Phallic.
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« Reply #113 on: October 11, 2008, 12:37:52 AM »

What's your favorite part of the penis? Personally, I'm a fan of the area just under the head. Good times...
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« Reply #114 on: October 11, 2008, 12:39:20 AM »

*Opens mouth*

*Shuts mouth*

*Blinks*

There are several things wring with that sentence, but I'll start with the lexical ambiguity.
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« Reply #115 on: October 11, 2008, 12:42:44 AM »

Just answer the damn question however you see fit.
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« Reply #116 on: October 11, 2008, 12:46:07 AM »

Umm... The part that's my penis?
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« Reply #117 on: October 11, 2008, 12:48:12 AM »

Umm... The part that's in her mouth?
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« Reply #118 on: October 11, 2008, 12:50:35 AM »

You know, I'm pretty sure wikipedia has a page for each part of the penis. You could look it up. But turn off images if you have a way to do so.
Unless you want them or don't mind.
In which case, just go for it, which seems to be your approach anyways, judging from your responses.
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« Reply #119 on: October 11, 2008, 12:52:45 AM »

Umm... The part that's in her mouth?
Nice.
You know, I'm pretty sure wikipedia has a page for each part of the penis. You could look it up. But turn off images if you have a way to do so.
Unless you want them or don't mind.
In which case, just go for it, which seems to be your approach anyways, judging from your responses.
I feel like I know enough about my penis, thanks. They have a relatively accurate page about size though.

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