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« Reply #30 on: October 05, 2008, 12:29:46 PM »

Exercise=More fit
Candy=Less fit.

It's all rather pointless, especially when you can just get your parents to buy some.
How often are your parents willing to buy you twenty pounds (weight) of chocolate in one night? And then throw in some Skittles and candy corn on top of that?
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« Reply #31 on: October 05, 2008, 12:31:20 PM »

Free candy. Why not go.
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« Reply #32 on: October 05, 2008, 12:58:19 PM »

Plus you get to dress up in costumes, an activity many enjoy.
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« Reply #33 on: October 05, 2008, 01:00:05 PM »

It's like getting payed to cosplay. But chocalate bars are the official currency.
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« Reply #34 on: October 05, 2008, 04:04:00 PM »

I'm more likely to get stabbed than candy, to be honest.
I'd much rather I night at home than a night in the emergency ward/a gutter/the morgue, thankyou very much.
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« Reply #35 on: October 05, 2008, 04:06:54 PM »

I live in a good neighborhood, so that's not an issue for me.
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« Reply #36 on: October 05, 2008, 04:07:31 PM »

I'd much rather I night at home than a night in the emergency ward/a gutter/the morgue, thankyou very much.

All four are the same place for me Cry
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« Reply #37 on: October 05, 2008, 04:07:47 PM »

And once again, our great American tradition pwnzors yours, British-head.

Free candy for our already obese children! Woo!

Also: Whoah, Torg.
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« Reply #38 on: October 05, 2008, 04:08:29 PM »

I live in a CHAV neighborhood.
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« Reply #39 on: October 05, 2008, 04:10:31 PM »

Also: Whoah, Torg.
I've changed "white" to "good". Is that better, or does the implication that they are synonymous make it worse?
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« Reply #40 on: October 05, 2008, 04:11:41 PM »

I live in a CHAV neighborhood.
True that, bludd my bredwin mate comrade.
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« Reply #41 on: October 05, 2008, 04:11:52 PM »

The implication was there to begin with, which was the problem. Honestly I'm just wondering at this point what you really meant to say.
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« Reply #42 on: October 05, 2008, 04:14:50 PM »

I'm just as confused as you are.
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« Reply #43 on: October 05, 2008, 04:20:04 PM »

Racism (regardless f that's what was present here) is a bizarre thing. I knew a guy who was an intelligent, nice, and compassionate guy, but was an admitted racist. He said he knew that he'd be a better person if he wasn't one, but he just plain didn't like black people. The implication was that this was an ingrained behavior; I wonder where he developed it, and why he didn't make an effort to change. I suppose he just didn't see it as that big a flaw; less like the equivalent of having a habit of kicking puppies many see it as, and more like a tendency to scratch himself in public.

Our society really needs to figure race out.

Affirmative Action. Huh.
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« Reply #44 on: October 05, 2008, 04:21:37 PM »

I'm not racist because I hate everyone.

Also, choclate fountain ads. *fap, fap, fap*
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« Reply #45 on: October 05, 2008, 04:22:03 PM »

... What?
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« Reply #46 on: October 05, 2008, 04:24:13 PM »

Fap is the soundeffect of masturbation. If I'm not mistaken. Yes, I know it's weird to beat it to a chocalte fountain.
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« Reply #47 on: October 05, 2008, 04:31:31 PM »

It is beyond weird.
Racism (regardless f that's what was present here) is a bizarre thing. I knew a guy who was an intelligent, nice, and compassionate guy, but was an admitted racist. He said he knew that he'd be a better person if he wasn't one, but he just plain didn't like black people. The implication was that this was an ingrained behavior; I wonder where he developed it, and why he didn't make an effort to change. I suppose he just didn't see it as that big a flaw; less like the equivalent of having a habit of kicking puppies many see it as, and more like a tendency to scratch himself in public.

Our society really needs to figure race out.

Affirmative Action. Huh.
It's even more complicated with me. I'm not racist in practice (I treat everyone equally in social situations and consider hiring based on race to be wrong), but I talk racist and understand that no sane white guy is going to walk into a poor black neighborhood, particularly after dark.
But this isn't a thread about racism. This is the thread where I discuss burning my sister at the stake.
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« Reply #48 on: October 05, 2008, 04:33:01 PM »

I thought that's what you were doing... I just fail to see why

1) You masturbate to chocolate fountain ads, and

2) Why you hate them if you find them erotic.
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« Reply #49 on: October 05, 2008, 04:34:17 PM »

It is beyond weird.It's even more complicated with me. I'm not racist in practice (I treat everyone equally in social situations and consider hiring based on race to be wrong), but I talk racist and understand that no sane white guy is going to walk into a poor black neighborhood, particularly after dark.
But this isn't a thread about racism. This is the thread where I discuss burning my sister at the stake.
And me fapping to chocalte fountains.
*fap, fap, fap*

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« Reply #50 on: October 05, 2008, 04:35:08 PM »

Sometimes, I think I'm weird.

Then, I come here.
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« Reply #51 on: October 05, 2008, 04:35:33 PM »

You, MP, are either clinically insane or on some serious narcotics.
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« Reply #52 on: October 05, 2008, 04:36:35 PM »

Or just a paraphiliac.
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« Reply #53 on: October 05, 2008, 04:36:40 PM »

I always think narcotics induce narcissism.
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« Reply #54 on: October 05, 2008, 04:41:00 PM »

I'm simulaniously bored and overexcited with my first VS. match in a long time. Everyone must watch.
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« Reply #55 on: October 05, 2008, 04:45:01 PM »

Does that mean everyone must read the thread or that everyone's avatar must be in the stands?
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« Reply #56 on: October 05, 2008, 04:49:39 PM »

Audience participation is desired. This should be epic.
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« Reply #57 on: October 05, 2008, 04:54:43 PM »

I honestly prefer it if the audience keeps relatively quiet. It makes things easier to track, and is less distracting.
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« Reply #58 on: October 05, 2008, 04:55:03 PM »

.....
This thread....it is about halloween, no?

I'm going to watch Nosferatu...

(I agree with Orangey...)
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« Reply #59 on: October 05, 2008, 04:56:59 PM »

Just watch then. It will be the epicness.

Also, Nosferatu FTW!
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