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« Reply #2250 on: June 23, 2011, 10:04:24 AM »

"Let's not and say we did."
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« Reply #2251 on: June 24, 2011, 12:35:25 AM »

"Boy, I tell ya I'm a terrible cook. But I can do one thing, even my wife'll tell ya this- I make a great omelet. You wanna know what the secret is? No eggs- just milk."
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« Reply #2252 on: July 02, 2011, 02:55:01 AM »

A conversation between me and someone I'm trying to avoid.

Her: "We should hang out sometime!"
Me:  "I can't. I'm busy."
Her: "Every day of the summer?"
Me:  "Yes, all of them. I have to go, my cat is on fire."
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« Reply #2253 on: July 03, 2011, 09:45:40 AM »

A friend of mine who just moved into a new house- "Yeah, we haven't got anything but Dr Pepper in the fridge yet..."
"You could... put your cat in there? Capitalize on vitamins 'n things?"
"...You stay away from my cat!"
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« Reply #2254 on: July 03, 2011, 11:33:52 AM »

(Why would you want anything other than Dr Pepper in the fridge?)
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« Reply #2255 on: July 03, 2011, 11:44:17 AM »

"What... terrifying eyes you have..."
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« Reply #2256 on: August 13, 2011, 08:57:54 PM »

"Pan down then it opens it's eyes!"
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« Reply #2257 on: August 15, 2011, 01:02:10 PM »

"Don't look Marian!"
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« Reply #2258 on: August 17, 2011, 07:36:51 PM »

"I can't look away."
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« Reply #2259 on: October 08, 2011, 09:48:03 AM »

"I can't believe(No ones posted in here for almost two months)it's not butter!"
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« Reply #2260 on: February 03, 2012, 10:54:59 AM »

I can't believe I can't believe it's not butter is in fact, not butter.
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« Reply #2261 on: February 03, 2012, 04:51:00 PM »

".......Really?"
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« Reply #2262 on: February 06, 2012, 11:54:06 AM »

So much bad at once...

Nuke it from orbit.
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