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« Reply #540 on: October 10, 2010, 01:18:08 PM »

Wait what? I thought it was 16 for both homosexual and heterosexual sex.
In SCOOTland it is. E/W it's 18.
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« Reply #541 on: October 10, 2010, 02:23:11 PM »

"Since 8 January 2001, the age of consent has been 16, regardless of gender or sexual orientation under the Sexual Offences (Amendment) Act 2000."

If gay sexings are your kind of thing, you've been missing out on 2 whole delicious legal years of them.
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« Reply #542 on: October 10, 2010, 02:32:28 PM »

Maan, I've been living in the past!
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« Reply #543 on: October 10, 2010, 04:04:20 PM »

The only difference here is that it's now legal for me to look at porn.
Yes. Now you can do that thing that you have certainly never done before because it would have been illegal and wrong and illegal.
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« Reply #544 on: October 10, 2010, 04:50:46 PM »

Exactly.
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« Reply #545 on: October 10, 2010, 06:29:37 PM »

How come the age of consent is 16 but you can't view any reference materials until two years after that?
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« Reply #546 on: October 10, 2010, 07:08:34 PM »

The government's hatred of single teens?
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« Reply #547 on: October 10, 2010, 10:38:04 PM »

Porn is not reference materials! It might be fun, but it is not real! (and no the really doesn't make any sense.)
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« Reply #548 on: October 11, 2010, 06:18:43 AM »

The point is Brits can have sex two years before they can watch other people having sex. As porn can't give you diseases or children, the logic behind that is questionable at best.
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« Reply #549 on: October 11, 2010, 07:53:02 AM »

It may be the thought that it objectifies women.
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« Reply #550 on: October 11, 2010, 08:50:42 AM »

Our newspapers have nudes in them.
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« Reply #551 on: October 11, 2010, 07:20:14 PM »

Our newspapers have FOOTBALL in them. AMERICAN FOOTBALL, the kind that doesn't count.
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« Reply #552 on: October 12, 2010, 12:31:29 AM »

Also Zits. That boy was fifteen when the series started thirteen years ago. What I'm saying is, he needs to move out.
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« Reply #553 on: October 12, 2010, 08:01:18 PM »

What a strange turn of events for the birthday thread.
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« Reply #554 on: October 12, 2010, 11:13:06 PM »

Also Zits. That boy was fifteen when the series started thirteen years ago. What I'm saying is, he needs to move out.
I think I saw a collection of those in Barnes and Noble. It doesn't run in our paper, hardly anything worth reading does. 'Dilbert' is the best I can hope for.
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« Reply #555 on: October 13, 2010, 10:46:01 AM »

Only saw that movie once, and I wasn't paying very much attention. It was over last Christmas, the first time Pel came home from the Navy. Movie not very important.  Grin
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« Reply #556 on: October 13, 2010, 10:09:02 PM »

That's cool, it was a pretty sexy movie anyways. Hugh Jackman with long hair? *Faints*
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« Reply #557 on: October 15, 2010, 05:45:47 AM »

Did I mention that I got a top hat? I got a top hat. I also got TF2.
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« Reply #558 on: October 15, 2010, 06:22:19 AM »

Next step: get a top hat in TF2!
 -Play Demoman, pray you get Scotsman's stove pipe.
 -Kill someone with a Ghastly gibus.
 -Randomly craft Noble amassment of hats.
 -Randomly craft Towering pillar of hats.
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« Reply #559 on: October 15, 2010, 06:24:00 AM »

Do you have said game?
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« Reply #560 on: December 01, 2010, 12:24:48 PM »

Happy birthday to Philip DeFranco!

Oh and myself.
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« Reply #561 on: December 01, 2010, 12:41:52 PM »

How old are you?
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« Reply #562 on: December 01, 2010, 03:26:23 PM »

18. Happy Birthday Mr. Eephish.
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« Reply #563 on: December 01, 2010, 07:38:32 PM »

Happy birthday old boy!
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« Reply #564 on: December 01, 2010, 07:59:26 PM »

HAPPY BIRFDAY GOOD FELLOW!
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« Reply #565 on: December 01, 2010, 08:20:20 PM »

Thank thee kindly, fellow Bifforumers. I tip my hat to you all.
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« Reply #566 on: December 01, 2010, 09:36:33 PM »

How thoughtful. There's a lot of people out there who think it's okay not to tip just because its their birthday.
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« Reply #567 on: December 11, 2010, 09:18:33 PM »

^Face palm^

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