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« Reply #30 on: September 28, 2008, 07:32:39 AM »

Raw baked beans, in all their awesomeness.
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« Reply #31 on: September 28, 2008, 01:37:13 PM »

And all their oxymoronic totally-existent-ness.
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« Reply #32 on: September 28, 2008, 03:52:46 PM »

Wiseacre.
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« Reply #33 on: September 28, 2008, 11:38:00 PM »

Done it. Not with Nightmare on Elm Street, but with other movies that weren't comedies.
We didn't WATCH any other movies! But we were all eating candy, and iply was singing the 'burnt toast' song during the scene where she falls asleep in the bath. (it looks like she's giving birth to Freddie, which is very odd, and should have probably been re-thought before they put it in the film..)
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« Reply #34 on: September 30, 2008, 06:15:43 PM »

The 'burnt toast' song?
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« Reply #35 on: September 30, 2008, 06:17:44 PM »

No idea, Google it.
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« Reply #36 on: September 30, 2008, 06:31:07 PM »

Don't bother. She made it up.
It's basically the repetition of the word 'burnt toast,' with some other lines thrown in.
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Burnt toast, burnt toast,
Freddie likes burnt toast,
burnt toast....

It's a very...tuneless tune....
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« Reply #37 on: September 30, 2008, 07:16:16 PM »

Videos?
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« Reply #38 on: September 30, 2008, 09:12:41 PM »

The first of November, 1991
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« Reply #39 on: September 30, 2008, 09:13:17 PM »

Why, that's not a video at all.
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« Reply #40 on: September 30, 2008, 09:16:16 PM »

no...sorry...
Unless one of my friends in a cyborg. (or a secret agent!)
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« Reply #41 on: September 30, 2008, 09:17:20 PM »

That makes no sense at all.
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« Reply #42 on: September 30, 2008, 11:37:04 PM »

Yah is does!
If one of them was a cyborg, then they could use their brain implants to record everything! And if one of them was a secret agent, then they could put hidden cameras everywhere!
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« Reply #43 on: October 01, 2008, 04:12:22 PM »

8 Days!
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« Reply #44 on: October 01, 2008, 05:36:18 PM »

Oh. I thought you were replying to the post I made after Dom.
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« Reply #45 on: October 09, 2008, 05:24:02 PM »

Happy Birthday Pieman!
You can has sexings naow!
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« Reply #46 on: October 09, 2008, 05:27:01 PM »

*Bom chika wah-wow*

He won't be on the forum until tomorrow anyway.
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« Reply #47 on: October 09, 2008, 05:41:03 PM »

What are the two sexiest animals on the farm?

*Brown chicken brown cow*
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« Reply #48 on: October 09, 2008, 05:45:46 PM »

If only because I've never heard that joke before, that is quite funny.
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« Reply #49 on: October 09, 2008, 05:46:26 PM »

One of my friends tells that joke all the time. It's still funny.
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« Reply #50 on: October 09, 2008, 05:52:11 PM »

I may steal that from them, if the opportunity arises...
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« Reply #51 on: October 09, 2008, 05:52:31 PM »

Do it!
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« Reply #52 on: October 09, 2008, 07:31:11 PM »

My section leader used to tell that ALL THE TIME!
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« Reply #53 on: October 09, 2008, 07:34:06 PM »

So, Pie, do you have any birthday sexings lined up, or should I come over this evening?
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« Reply #54 on: October 09, 2008, 07:35:08 PM »

Good thing you're asking now. It takes FOR EVER to get there!
I know from experience.
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« Reply #55 on: October 09, 2008, 07:57:21 PM »

You kidding? Get in the queue.
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« Reply #56 on: October 10, 2008, 04:55:38 PM »

According to the original post, Poltaap was born on August 17.
He then proceeded to be born on November 18.
I am confused.
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« Reply #57 on: October 10, 2008, 05:11:04 PM »

Umm....whoops?

I'll fix that...one second...
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« Reply #58 on: October 10, 2008, 05:24:35 PM »

November 18
I assume this was the source of your mistake.
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« Reply #59 on: October 10, 2008, 07:44:58 PM »

Aha! I thought there was something strange about that!
I'll fix that too!


and I'm putting you on the spreadsheet.
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