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« on: September 23, 2008, 08:51:23 PM »

Okay, I didn't know where else to put it, so I started a knew thread.

I like to know what the worst thing you've done to a car is.

For example: One time I was driving to school during a flood. The river had broke it's banks and was now flowing over the top of the road just on the other side of the bridge. Not realizing how deep or how fast the water was, I decide to drive through it with my little Saturn. The water was so deep that it went above my head lights, and the car began to move along with the current. Luckily, we were back out of the water before my engine seized and we were taken down stream.
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« Reply #1 on: September 23, 2008, 09:00:26 PM »

An interesting topic, but most of the people on this forum are too young to drive, and a decent proportion of those old enough (read as: me) choose not to.
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« Reply #2 on: September 23, 2008, 09:22:43 PM »

Well, then I'll expand it to things that people you know have done.
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« Reply #3 on: September 23, 2008, 09:55:44 PM »

My dad's first day of his freshman year of college, he was driving to class and got T-boned on the passenger side.
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« Reply #4 on: September 23, 2008, 10:42:03 PM »

My dad and his brother were driving from Ohio to Massachusetts. Out of boredom, they decided that one person would operate the gas pedal and the other would use the brakes. This worked fine until...THE YELLOW LIGHT! (cue dramatic music)
Dad wanted to stop, but his brother wanted to keep going. The engine did not appreciate this.
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« Reply #5 on: September 24, 2008, 02:17:54 AM »

Apparently, someone got about 20 points on their driving test, but still passed because the conditions were so bad.
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« Reply #6 on: September 24, 2008, 11:19:32 AM »

An interesting topic, but most of the people on this forum are too young to drive, and a decent proportion of those old enough (read as: me) choose not to.

Same here.

Anywho, there was this one time where I was riding in the car while my dad was driving. I can't remember which (as I was sleeping in the passenger's seat) but someone ran a red light. I think it was my dad because all I remember is being thrown around the car as he dodged cars.
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« Reply #7 on: September 24, 2008, 04:37:17 PM »

Unless it wasn't your dad, and more than one car ran the light.
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« Reply #8 on: September 25, 2008, 06:58:44 AM »

Before I had my license and was still learning, my dad made me stop on the side of the HIGHWAY to pick up a lock and a camper piece.
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« Reply #9 on: September 25, 2008, 10:03:34 AM »

I haven't even gotten my permit yet...

I usually just ride my bike everywhere anyways. I don't mind too much....
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« Reply #10 on: September 25, 2008, 12:47:22 PM »

I don't like to drive. I just do it out of practicality.
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« Reply #11 on: September 25, 2008, 03:31:10 PM »

I just never leave the house unless I have a ride.
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« Reply #12 on: September 25, 2008, 09:43:38 PM »

I just never leave the house unless I have a ride.
That's what I used to do...that all changed during the summer of 7th grade, when my mother ordered me to take at least a bike ride every day to stay fit. I would ride my bike to Jim and Patty's and drink some form of overly sugary coffee and eat some form of overly caloric (but delicious!) pastry.
That's an exercise plan that worked the other way....
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« Reply #13 on: September 25, 2008, 09:46:01 PM »

I just take the bus everywhere. The TriMet is awesome.
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« Reply #14 on: September 25, 2008, 09:54:27 PM »

I live in the suburbs. No buses out here except for school buses.
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« Reply #15 on: September 25, 2008, 10:02:18 PM »

I do to; however, in our area, there's a transit system called the TriMet that goes everywhere. It's pretty sweet.
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« Reply #16 on: September 27, 2008, 03:16:41 PM »

Yeah. I like TriMet...It's also nice if you have a cell phone, cause then you know how long you will have to wait...
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« Reply #17 on: September 27, 2008, 07:10:55 PM »

Or a watch.
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« Reply #18 on: September 27, 2008, 09:44:21 PM »

But if it's running late, you won't know with the watch! all the buses have GPS, and you can call the stop number, and it will tell you how many minutes away it is!
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« Reply #19 on: September 27, 2008, 09:52:21 PM »

I wish our buses did that.
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