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« on: September 22, 2008, 02:01:06 AM » |
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Screw Baal.
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As the size of an explosion increases, the number of social situations it is incapable of solving approaches zero. The idea of you with a tank brings fear like I've never known.
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Pieman
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« Reply #1 on: September 22, 2008, 02:08:22 AM » |
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Sure.
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That is because you are the bestest and the awesomenest.
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Silfedac
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« Reply #2 on: September 22, 2008, 02:16:44 AM » |
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With gusto.
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We're talking about CROTCH BEARDS.
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« Reply #3 on: September 22, 2008, 02:18:36 AM » |
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Well, now you've scared Him away. He says you can keep your sacrifice.
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As the size of an explosion increases, the number of social situations it is incapable of solving approaches zero. The idea of you with a tank brings fear like I've never known.
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Silfedac
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« Reply #4 on: September 22, 2008, 02:20:15 AM » |
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Darnit, CRFH lied to me.
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We're talking about CROTCH BEARDS.
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Mystery Fish
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« Reply #5 on: September 22, 2008, 11:15:49 AM » |
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I'm so sad. The first thing that came to mind when you said Baal was Stargate SG-1.
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« Reply #6 on: September 22, 2008, 12:21:01 PM » |
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Legal in 17 days!
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That is because you are the bestest and the awesomenest.
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« Reply #7 on: September 22, 2008, 02:10:51 PM » |
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Legal to do what, and where?
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We're talking about CROTCH BEARDS.
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Pieman
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« Reply #8 on: September 22, 2008, 02:29:42 PM » |
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I'm 16 then. Figure it out.
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That is because you are the bestest and the awesomenest.
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« Reply #9 on: September 22, 2008, 02:42:35 PM » |
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...Drive?
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We're talking about CROTCH BEARDS.
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Pieman
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« Reply #10 on: September 22, 2008, 02:43:46 PM » |
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Drive at 16? I'm sure that's illegal...
(We can learn at 17, but legally drive unsupervised at 18)
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That is because you are the bestest and the awesomenest.
You become incredibly well-muscled and accidentally crush Pel's head. |
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Orangey
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« Reply #11 on: September 22, 2008, 02:53:00 PM » |
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In America, you can get your permit (which means you must have an adult with you) at 15, and your real license at 16. If you have special provisions, such as being an emancipated minor, you can get your license at 14.
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"Now prop your lazy bones on those getaway sticks and shake a leg, mister! Everyone get in the flivver or this trip's for biscuits, see?"
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"I'm fed up with this orgasm!"
-Stan, American Dad
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« Reply #12 on: September 22, 2008, 02:55:13 PM » |
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And in Kentucky, with your parent's permission, you can get married at 14. But what are you becoming legalized at?
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Pieman
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« Reply #13 on: September 22, 2008, 02:59:40 PM » |
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Sex
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That is because you are the bestest and the awesomenest.
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Orangey
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« Reply #14 on: September 22, 2008, 03:02:12 PM » |
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Hah, you have to be sixteen to legally have sexings? Oh the laughter.
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"Now prop your lazy bones on those getaway sticks and shake a leg, mister! Everyone get in the flivver or this trip's for biscuits, see?"
-Hysterical Dame, MSPaint Adventures
"I'm fed up with this orgasm!"
-Stan, American Dad
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« Reply #15 on: September 22, 2008, 03:03:18 PM » |
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Do you get free condoms? at any age until 18?
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That is because you are the bestest and the awesomenest.
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Orangey
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« Reply #16 on: September 22, 2008, 03:05:40 PM » |
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If you know where to ask; unfortunately, they're all regular size and regular texture.
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"Now prop your lazy bones on those getaway sticks and shake a leg, mister! Everyone get in the flivver or this trip's for biscuits, see?"
-Hysterical Dame, MSPaint Adventures
"I'm fed up with this orgasm!"
-Stan, American Dad
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« Reply #17 on: September 22, 2008, 03:06:08 PM » |
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Well, legal age in the U.S. is 18. However, as I'm sure you know from propaganda and wacky teen movies, we crazy-horny Americans just can't keep our paws off of each other that long. which has led to a depressingly large amount of (illegal) teen pregnancies.
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« Reply #18 on: September 22, 2008, 03:08:35 PM » |
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that's the same for us, except 16. also, with the CHAV population increasing 100fold, the number has risen horrendously.
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That is because you are the bestest and the awesomenest.
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« Reply #19 on: September 22, 2008, 03:12:40 PM » |
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the legal age in sweden is 14  , cheap beer and driving is 18, but you cant buy real alcohol untill you are 22  |
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Azathoth'ai llll c-ebumna! fm'latgh gof'nn shugg-oth!
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Silfedac
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« Reply #20 on: September 22, 2008, 03:13:23 PM » |
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So the illegal teen pregnancies in Britainland would be, like, 15? Eewww...
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We're talking about CROTCH BEARDS.
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Orangey
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« Reply #21 on: September 22, 2008, 03:14:59 PM » |
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Actually, Mr. Silfington, the age of consent differs wildly from place to place with lots of variation as to what's considered statutory grape, et-cetera. Our teen pregnancy rate is the highest among developed nations, but nothing compared to less wealthy countries, and our teen abortion rate is also very high. However, teen pregnancies in the US have been on the decline since the 1950s, estimated largely to be the result of effective use of contraceptives and the availability of same. Assuming you don't want anything special, condoms are easy to get ahold of and reliable; the plus-size and specialty condoms, as well as diaphragms, spermicide, and other forms of less traditional contraceptives remain expensive, though.
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"Now prop your lazy bones on those getaway sticks and shake a leg, mister! Everyone get in the flivver or this trip's for biscuits, see?"
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"I'm fed up with this orgasm!"
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« Reply #22 on: September 22, 2008, 03:16:57 PM » |
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Okay. While that is all well and good, it's not what I was talking about. I'm talking about how girls below a certain age shouldn't begetting pregnant.
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« Reply #23 on: September 22, 2008, 03:20:30 PM » |
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Which relates to what I said: there is a wide availability of condoms; teen pregnancy rates are lower that they have been in fifty years; and sex-ed is widespread and generally teaches good habits.
One could infer from your statements that you don't think minors should be having sex; is this the case or is teen pregnancy just a big issue for you, for whatever reason?
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"Now prop your lazy bones on those getaway sticks and shake a leg, mister! Everyone get in the flivver or this trip's for biscuits, see?"
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"I'm fed up with this orgasm!"
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« Reply #24 on: September 22, 2008, 03:21:27 PM » |
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Teen pregnancies aren't the problem in Britland. Teens are a bit old for that.
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That is because you are the bestest and the awesomenest.
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« Reply #25 on: September 22, 2008, 03:22:39 PM » |
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One could infer from your statements that you don't think minors should be having sex; is this the case or is teen pregnancy just a big issue for you, for whatever reason?
The first one. Teen pregnancies aren't the problem in Britland.
I'm not surprised. If it's not forbidden, it's not as exciting. |
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We're talking about CROTCH BEARDS.
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Pieman
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« Reply #26 on: September 22, 2008, 03:24:29 PM » |
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I don't think you get what I'm suggesting.
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That is because you are the bestest and the awesomenest.
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« Reply #27 on: September 22, 2008, 03:26:46 PM » |
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Obviously not.
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We're talking about CROTCH BEARDS.
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Orangey
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« Reply #28 on: September 22, 2008, 03:26:51 PM » |
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Silf, he's implying that it's pre-teen pregnancy is the real problem, not teen pregnancy.
Also, is your view about teen sex religiously or morally based?
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"Now prop your lazy bones on those getaway sticks and shake a leg, mister! Everyone get in the flivver or this trip's for biscuits, see?"
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"I'm fed up with this orgasm!"
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« Reply #29 on: September 22, 2008, 03:36:52 PM » |
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Thank you.
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That is because you are the bestest and the awesomenest.
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