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« on: September 18, 2008, 12:24:13 AM »

http://www.reuters.com/article/oddlyEnoughNews/idUSLF22475520080916?feedType=RSS&feedName=oddlyEnoughNews&rpc=69


Seriously...

That. Is hilarious.
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« Reply #1 on: September 18, 2008, 01:04:43 AM »

Holy butt. That is ridiculous.
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« Reply #2 on: September 18, 2008, 11:28:52 AM »

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Not sure I'd be particularly happy with 170 littl'uns running around.
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« Reply #3 on: September 18, 2008, 03:37:07 PM »

You raise an excellent point.
I hate you for that.
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« Reply #4 on: September 18, 2008, 03:51:05 PM »

Love you too.
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« Reply #5 on: September 18, 2008, 03:56:51 PM »

It says that this was in a town? My god, all the kids will have to move away unless they want to marrie someone who's related to them.
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« Reply #6 on: September 18, 2008, 05:00:48 PM »

Chances are, everyone would be related to them.
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« Reply #7 on: September 18, 2008, 05:55:49 PM »

Love you too.
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« Reply #8 on: September 18, 2008, 05:57:41 PM »

I beg to differ:
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« Reply #9 on: September 18, 2008, 05:59:00 PM »

Oh, that's not a kissing smilie. It's whistling. I mean two smilie faces, and one is kissing the other. We have them on my favorite forum, but sadly, not here.
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« Reply #10 on: September 18, 2008, 06:01:35 PM »

KILL THE HEATHEN!!
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« Reply #11 on: September 18, 2008, 06:03:50 PM »

Not that I don't like you guys, it's just that there's another forum that holds a special place in my heart.
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« Reply #12 on: September 18, 2008, 06:13:26 PM »

Left ventricle, right?

It's always the left ventricle. Or sometimes lodged in the vena cava.

But that's dangerous.
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« Reply #13 on: September 18, 2008, 06:25:56 PM »

Ummm.... no. I lost my RP virginity to that site.

And..... ummm.... I lost other virginal aspects of myself to a certain member of that site, but that's anotherstory, and I'm not telling it.
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« Reply #14 on: September 18, 2008, 07:06:04 PM »

Aww... where's the fun in that?

In response to the topic title, I would not want to be this guy.
Firstly, 170 chil'ens is about 170 too many. Secondly, I had trouble when I only had one leech girlfriend. I couldn't imagine having any more than that (well, I can, but...). I'm quite happy with zero at the moment (although my libido isn't).
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« Reply #15 on: September 18, 2008, 07:10:08 PM »

The problem is assuming that he has a "Western" relationship with these women, which is probably not the case. It's more likely that they're more like a harem of 86 than 86 wives.
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« Reply #16 on: September 18, 2008, 10:44:38 PM »

Yeah. You hear '86 wives' the first thing that popped into my head was rows upon rows of aging farmhouse marms with bonnets and flowery skirts.
Clearly not the image he's going for...

Also, Deviantart has a bajillion smilies, some of them good, some of them butt, most of them rarely used.
However, there is a smiley kissing another smily. (as well as hugging, bothering, and humping, but those are different ones,)
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« Reply #17 on: September 18, 2008, 11:24:54 PM »

Actually, on VX, we have one smilie that's a hug, but it looks for all the world like one smilie is giving the other a blowjob or something.
I use it to creep people out sometimes.
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« Reply #18 on: September 20, 2008, 07:50:24 PM »

Aww... where's the fun in that?

In response to the topic title, I would not want to be this guy.
Firstly, 170 chil'ens is about 170 too many. Secondly, I had trouble when I only had one leech girlfriend. I couldn't imagine having any more than that (well, I can, but...). I'm quite happy with zero at the moment (although my libido isn't).

You know, they say that everyone has a soulmate.

Yours is named Lefty.

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