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« Reply #30 on: September 12, 2008, 12:14:25 AM »

Only if he was a lame and untalented one.
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« Reply #31 on: September 12, 2008, 12:18:32 AM »

No, but if he was an artist, he'd have Dada (Ba-ZING!)
I have a dad. That's kinda close, isn't it?
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« Reply #32 on: September 12, 2008, 01:39:20 AM »

Do you call him Dada?
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« Reply #33 on: September 12, 2008, 01:41:06 AM »

Nope. I call him dad.
My mom, I call "Mother," because I once wrote a character who did that to his mom, and I kinda fell into the habit myself.
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« Reply #34 on: September 12, 2008, 01:45:17 AM »

Hehe, I call my mom 'mother' sometimes too.
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« Reply #35 on: September 12, 2008, 01:53:44 AM »

My mom got ahold of my cell phone and was looking through my contacts list. She rather suddenly exclaimed in an offended tone, "Mother?"

'Twas funny.
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« Reply #36 on: September 12, 2008, 02:07:26 AM »

That IS pretty funny, actually. Personally, I just do whatever it takes to make my mom feel old; included in this is calling her mater.
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« Reply #37 on: September 12, 2008, 02:08:48 AM »

See, now that just makes me think of Mater, from Cars.
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« Reply #38 on: September 12, 2008, 01:25:46 PM »

I call my mom "mother", but only when I feel like creeping her out. I tend to do it in the voice of those creepy kids from The Shining... Muhahaha.
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« Reply #39 on: September 12, 2008, 03:35:55 PM »

I don't forget, I just don't really care/am too lazy to actually do anything about it.
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« Reply #40 on: December 10, 2008, 10:25:08 AM »

I think we should each post our five favorite Biffs here. Mine are:

To be determined...
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« Reply #41 on: December 10, 2008, 10:27:33 AM »

I don't really have five.

This is my all time favourite (I think)
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« Reply #42 on: December 10, 2008, 02:03:50 PM »

Yeah, that one is still top for most of us.

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« Reply #43 on: December 10, 2008, 04:29:59 PM »

I haven't read all of them.
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« Reply #44 on: December 10, 2008, 10:18:46 PM »

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« Reply #45 on: December 10, 2008, 10:19:37 PM »

I probably shall over Christmas break. Chill.
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« Reply #46 on: December 10, 2008, 11:03:51 PM »

Blasphemy!
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Which doesn't answer the question as it relates to you.
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« Reply #47 on: December 10, 2008, 11:17:59 PM »

Fine.

[Top five pending]
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« Reply #48 on: December 11, 2008, 12:26:32 AM »

Dammit, Chris, stop being so funny and clever. This is my top five; there are a few issues with it.

http://www.thebookofbiff.com/2006/01/09/drawer/
http://www.thebookofbiff.com/2006/01/27/phone/
http://www.thebookofbiff.com/2006/11/08/135-Orangey/
http://www.thebookofbiff.com/2007/02/13/189-lamp/
http://www.thebookofbiff.com/2007/04/02/215-helium/
http://www.thebookofbiff.com/2007/05/09/242-sandals/
http://www.thebookofbiff.com/2007/06/28/278-snake/
http://www.thebookofbiff.com/2007/06/12/266-dairy/
http://www.thebookofbiff.com/2007/09/06/328-chair/
http://www.thebookofbiff.com/2007/11/20/381-apollo/
http://www.thebookofbiff.com/2007/12/06/393-jiggle/
http://www.thebookofbiff.com/2008/01/23/427-soak/
http://www.thebookofbiff.com/2008/03/12/462-ceph/
http://www.thebookofbiff.com/2008/03/17/465-dander/
http://www.thebookofbiff.com/2008/04/08/481-sizzle/
http://www.thebookofbiff.com/2008/06/05/523-decibel/
http://www.thebookofbiff.com/2008/07/02/542-tone/
http://www.thebookofbiff.com/2008/07/14/550-switched/
http://www.thebookofbiff.com/2008/08/19/571-ripe/
http://www.thebookofbiff.com/2008/11/19/637-goebel/
http://www.thebookofbiff.com/2008/11/20/638-dragon/
http://www.thebookofbiff.com/2008/11/27/643-void/

To be refined at a later date. Maybe.


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« Reply #49 on: December 11, 2008, 09:27:34 AM »

Holy butt! Those are all my favorites too, with the exception of one or two of them, and the addition of This one, This one, and this one...
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« Reply #50 on: December 11, 2008, 02:07:44 PM »

Blasphemy!
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nobody expects the High Inquisitor of bath and wells!!!

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and here is my top 5:
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...6! my top 6!
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« Reply #51 on: December 11, 2008, 04:38:06 PM »

NARCISSISM!
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« Reply #52 on: December 11, 2008, 05:16:19 PM »

*A trowel calls up from the basement: Help me!*
<Top Five to be eaten at a later date>
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« Reply #53 on: December 11, 2008, 11:30:11 PM »

Bah. To find my top five, I'll have to read through the archives. I'll do it over the weekend.
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