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« Reply #30 on: August 25, 2008, 07:33:50 PM »

I'm gonna look for that. For now, podcast.
http://webcomicbeacon.com/2008/01/11/episode-6-single-panel-comics/
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« Reply #31 on: August 25, 2008, 07:34:30 PM »

By being a normal person. Your face should be a secret, not merely unknown. Things are a lot more fun if you're some kind of crazy internet-hermit.

Well eventually I'll be going to cons and people will take pictures and post them. You can just pretend that I hire someone to impersonate me in public. The real me will always be here at home because of some sort of mysterious circumstances.

How's that?
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« Reply #32 on: August 25, 2008, 07:36:43 PM »

That is awesome. You're the best.
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« Reply #33 on: August 25, 2008, 07:39:42 PM »

I wish I could go to cons...
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« Reply #34 on: August 25, 2008, 07:59:16 PM »

I am intent on stalking you Chris, I am very bored.
This yours?
http://www.imeem.com/people/fDcoB9s
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« Reply #35 on: August 25, 2008, 08:04:01 PM »

Yep, that's some music I sometimes listen to at work.
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« Reply #36 on: August 25, 2008, 08:07:38 PM »

This is Torg's BTW.
http://forums.filefront.com/shameless-advertiser/374174-book-biff.html
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« Reply #37 on: August 25, 2008, 08:51:58 PM »

Well, at least someone read it.
Well eventually I'll be going to cons and people will take pictures and post them. You can just pretend that I hire someone to impersonate me in public.
Or you could wear a Biff-themed superhero mask. Though that might lose you more readers than it would gain...
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« Reply #38 on: August 25, 2008, 10:59:36 PM »

Nice. We should all make accounts at that forum and shamelessly spam that thread until it's #1.
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« Reply #39 on: August 26, 2008, 01:02:00 AM »


ZOMG, Chris, you sound entirely different than I've been imagining you sounding!
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« Reply #40 on: August 26, 2008, 02:42:58 AM »

I expected him to be a typing moose, so you can imagine I was pretty shocked.
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« Reply #41 on: August 26, 2008, 02:49:20 AM »

Although I feel very odd to admit it, I was expecting Morgan Freeman to be voicing his part during the interview.
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« Reply #42 on: August 26, 2008, 03:00:59 AM »

Like I say, a typing moose.

Also, why Morgan Freeman? Why not James Earl Jones?
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« Reply #43 on: August 26, 2008, 03:10:32 AM »

Because as awesome as James Earl Jones is, I like Morgan Freeman.  I've always wanted to be read a bedtime story by him.  It would be so awesome.
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« Reply #44 on: August 26, 2008, 03:22:10 AM »

You know, Morgan Freeman is God.
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« Reply #45 on: August 26, 2008, 03:38:39 AM »

Yes.  Yes I do.  And as such, he issued the 11th commandment:  "Thou shalt do the dance."
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« Reply #46 on: August 26, 2008, 05:55:05 PM »

I think it would have been weirder if you had imagined my actual voice.


Spooky even.
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« Reply #47 on: August 26, 2008, 05:59:53 PM »

I imagined it to be something like that, as I can only tell the difference between a few areas of America accent-wise, And I imagined you to be in the 'that one' category.
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« Reply #48 on: August 26, 2008, 06:57:55 PM »

I was expecting a Canadian accent. You know, being a moose and all.
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« Reply #49 on: August 26, 2008, 10:13:55 PM »

Which Canadian accent? Is he a Quebecois moose, a British Columbian moose, or a Nova Scotian moose?
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« Reply #50 on: August 27, 2008, 12:13:16 AM »

Nova Scotian, of course. They're the only mooses that can type.
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« Reply #51 on: August 28, 2008, 12:23:49 PM »

One thing...the cars.....he drives your cars.
You have a green invisible car?

AWESOME.
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« Reply #52 on: August 28, 2008, 01:41:27 PM »

Although I feel very odd to admit it, I was expecting Morgan Freeman to be voicing his part during the interview.
Freemanic paracusia?
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« Reply #53 on: August 28, 2008, 02:11:34 PM »

Drakey, I fully approve of your sig.
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« Reply #54 on: August 28, 2008, 02:37:27 PM »

Hee... Snarky comment ahoy!
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« Reply #55 on: August 28, 2008, 07:52:26 PM »

You have a green invisible car?

It's hard to prove otherwise.
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« Reply #56 on: August 28, 2008, 11:10:48 PM »

Does it work like invisible ink? Maybe a blowtorch would make it visible
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« Reply #57 on: August 30, 2008, 01:08:40 AM »

Does it work like invisible ink? Maybe a blowtorch would make it visible
But then it would just be a charred....normal...car...
I do not like that Idea.
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« Reply #58 on: August 30, 2008, 12:09:29 PM »

Also, at least partially meltered.
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« Reply #59 on: August 31, 2008, 01:02:14 AM »


Yes, actually.  When I said that, I was thinking of that exact comic.  Good show!
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