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« Reply #240 on: October 18, 2008, 10:13:39 PM »

Then....which one was always female?
I was never into horses much, but I like to think that I remember SOMETHING from that bordgame that I had...
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« Reply #241 on: October 18, 2008, 10:15:02 PM »

A mule can either mean a donkey-horse crossbreed, OR a male donkey-female horse crossbreed. A hinny is a male horse-female donkey crossbreed.
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« Reply #242 on: October 18, 2008, 10:29:04 PM »

Aaaaaugh!
*brain twits itself into knots trying to remember this*
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« Reply #243 on: October 19, 2008, 04:53:36 AM »

Also, both of those (mules and hinnies) are infertile. See, horses and donkeys are closely related enough to produce offspring, just not FERTILE offspring. Sort of like Lions and Tigers.

And Bears. Oh my.
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« Reply #244 on: October 19, 2008, 04:54:39 AM »

Some mules/hinnies are fertile. But it's rare.
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« Reply #245 on: October 19, 2008, 04:55:32 AM »

I did not know that.
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« Reply #246 on: October 19, 2008, 05:04:54 AM »

We should breed them!
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« Reply #247 on: October 19, 2008, 05:27:07 AM »

And make a super evil mule!
MAHAHA!!!
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« Reply #248 on: October 19, 2008, 05:51:02 AM »

BWA HAHAHA!
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« Reply #249 on: October 19, 2008, 03:21:31 PM »

Bad Mule!
They will stand up to Bad Horse!
...And probably Lose, because Bad Horse is the thoroughbred of sin.
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« Reply #250 on: October 19, 2008, 04:38:12 PM »

Then....which one was always female?
You could be thinking of the wrong hybrid. Liger/Tigon?
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« Reply #251 on: October 19, 2008, 09:25:38 PM »

Liger FTW. It's pretty much my favorite animal.
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« Reply #252 on: October 20, 2008, 08:29:00 PM »

Ligers!
I love them, but they are too big to keep..

I believe they keep growing due to a genetic defect, so they get bigger than most tigers.
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« Reply #253 on: October 21, 2008, 03:58:42 PM »

Really?
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« Reply #254 on: October 21, 2008, 06:20:27 PM »

Ligers are great, aren't they? Grin
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« Reply #255 on: October 21, 2008, 07:33:14 PM »

I did not know what they were until 20 seconds ago but they look pretty cool.... Massive though.
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« Reply #256 on: October 22, 2008, 08:22:51 PM »

Ligers is like the bestest thing since unsliced bread.
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« Reply #257 on: October 24, 2008, 09:34:43 PM »

Ligers is like the bestest thing since unsliced bread.

Why did this make me laugh?
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« Reply #258 on: October 24, 2008, 09:38:19 PM »

Because it's deliriously awesome?
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