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« Reply #5700 on: October 09, 2010, 05:20:56 PM » |
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RA: Just realised I don't want to be an adult. PETER PAN GO.
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That is because you are the bestest and the awesomenest.
You become incredibly well-muscled and accidentally crush Pel's head. |
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« Reply #5701 on: October 09, 2010, 09:36:38 PM » |
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My parents told me at dinner today that they don't think I should have kids, because I don't like them all that much.
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Yo dawg, I heard you like being ridiculous on the internet, so I put memes in your thread so you can lol while you lol. Your mum was a Tyrannosaur. |
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Torg
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« Reply #5702 on: October 09, 2010, 09:52:10 PM » |
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That seems like sound logic.
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Ziggy Stardust
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« Reply #5703 on: October 09, 2010, 10:22:25 PM » |
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Yes but they're supposed to be shoving grandchildren down my throat or something! Maybe they figure my sister'll have enough kids that I can have a free ride. Or maybe they just want what's best for me or some shit, pppfffft.  |
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« Reply #5704 on: October 09, 2010, 10:53:29 PM » |
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My girlfriend's mother told me that me and my girlfriend would create children that were "Beautiful but Evil".
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« Reply #5705 on: October 10, 2010, 06:07:02 AM » |
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Yes but they're supposed to be shoving grandchildren down my throat or something! Don't hold me to this, but I'm pretty sure that is illegal. |
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« Reply #5706 on: October 10, 2010, 06:17:54 AM » |
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Maybe they figure my sister'll have enough kids that I can have a free ride. Can I have a free ride? *Waggles eyebrows* |
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That is because you are the bestest and the awesomenest.
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« Reply #5707 on: October 10, 2010, 09:19:11 AM » |
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RA: I figured out my life actually is a pub joke.
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« Reply #5708 on: October 10, 2010, 10:00:59 AM » |
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Can I have a free ride?
*Waggles eyebrows*
Yeah, get on! *Tootles the horn* (That is probably a euphemism for SOMETHING) RA: I figured out my life actually is a pub joke.
Is it a good one? |
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« Reply #5709 on: October 10, 2010, 10:03:08 AM » |
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I'm not sure yet.
All I know is:
A Communist, A Former Nazi, A Jew and a Welshman walk into a pub......
And that was my yesterday.
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« Reply #5710 on: October 10, 2010, 01:01:20 PM » |
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:O Awesome.
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Yo dawg, I heard you like being ridiculous on the internet, so I put memes in your thread so you can lol while you lol. Your mum was a Tyrannosaur. |
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« Reply #5711 on: October 10, 2010, 04:10:44 PM » |
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A horse, a rabbi, and Michael Jackson walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"
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We're talking about CROTCH BEARDS.
I don't want the world, I just want your half. |
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« Reply #5712 on: October 10, 2010, 04:53:59 PM » |
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Random thought: The difference between being famous and not being so, is that other people get murdered, famous people get assassinated.
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That is because you are the bestest and the awesomenest.
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Ziggy Stardust
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« Reply #5713 on: October 10, 2010, 06:33:10 PM » |
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Also there's widespread publicity and promiscuous pictures of you on the internet.
RA: Arrrgh
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« Reply #5714 on: October 10, 2010, 06:41:33 PM » |
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promiscuous pictures of you on the internet.
I thought I got rid of the last of them. And arrrrgh? Not Pirates again? |
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« Reply #5715 on: October 10, 2010, 06:53:34 PM » |
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Nope, just not feelin' too well ATM.
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Yo dawg, I heard you like being ridiculous on the internet, so I put memes in your thread so you can lol while you lol. Your mum was a Tyrannosaur. |
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« Reply #5716 on: October 10, 2010, 09:56:10 PM » |
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I thought I got rid of the last of them.
I reposted them. Society cannot function without sexy Manson pictures. |
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« Reply #5717 on: October 11, 2010, 08:35:55 PM » |
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Hehe, yes. The world's economy would collapse!
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Capt. Ryu Battlehammer
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"I AM A SEXY, SHOELESS, GOD OF WAR!!!!!!!"
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« Reply #5718 on: October 11, 2010, 11:11:01 PM » |
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Wait... it hasn't yet?
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"I ROLLED A FOUR!!!!!!"
"I think i just had an evilgasm."
"I prepared explosive runes this morning."
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« Reply #5719 on: October 12, 2010, 06:50:48 AM » |
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I have a pragmatic way of looking at the world's job market.
If people are still giving the likes of me jobs, it's not all ruined..
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« Reply #5720 on: October 12, 2010, 11:15:21 PM » |
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Maybe they're just so distracted by all the calamitous events that they don't realize what they've gotten themselves into...
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« Reply #5721 on: October 16, 2010, 09:13:10 PM » |
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RA: I'm a massive idiot.
Tonight there was a gig that had 5 Anarchist, Communist and vaguely leftist bands playing.
Two hours before I went to set up my gear I learned I was in two of those bands.
Needless to say I'm exhausted, feeling stupid and scared of Horses.
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« Reply #5722 on: October 16, 2010, 10:08:54 PM » |
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Your fear of horses doesn't fall under the "needless to say" category at all, and should probably be elaborated upon.
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« Reply #5723 on: October 17, 2010, 05:49:40 AM » |
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What's not to be afraid of? They're Centaur, but without the human upper half.
Freaky.
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« Reply #5724 on: October 17, 2010, 09:32:51 AM » |
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What's not to be afraid of? They're Centaur, but without the human upper half.
Freaky.
Finally, someone who understands! |
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« Reply #5725 on: October 17, 2010, 11:11:24 AM » |
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How many bands are you in, Manson?
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We're talking about CROTCH BEARDS.
I don't want the world, I just want your half. |
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« Reply #5726 on: October 17, 2010, 02:13:08 PM » |
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At last count four and a half.
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« Reply #5727 on: October 17, 2010, 04:47:32 PM » |
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That's four and a half more than I'm in!
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« Reply #5728 on: October 17, 2010, 06:57:22 PM » |
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Ah yes, but you forget....
I do sod all else.
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« Reply #5729 on: October 17, 2010, 07:08:47 PM » |
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Does half a band mean you play Rock Band on occasion, or do they just not have all the instruments?
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