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« Reply #30 on: August 22, 2008, 02:22:09 PM » |
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Anyone who pays superstrict attention to sentence structure is just cruisin' for a bruisin', if you ask me.
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Wow. I am so full of bull.  Gre sprite courtesy of Spritemeister (all rights reserved) Oh, that's just Marvin. He's dead, so he kinda smells a little bad.
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« Reply #31 on: August 22, 2008, 02:22:17 PM » |
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You ever heard a Brit trying to speak French to a Frenchman in France?
They don't.
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« Reply #32 on: August 22, 2008, 02:37:04 PM » |
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They don't have the stereotype of not caring about other countries. I'd guess that the reason Brits don't speak French to a Frenchman is partly because they know that they have a good chance of embarrassing themselves. I know that the reason most Americans don't speak French to Frenchmen is that they consider themselves to be above learning another language.
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« Reply #33 on: August 22, 2008, 02:49:41 PM » |
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Conveniently to most Brits, most European countries are taught English at an early age.
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« Reply #34 on: August 22, 2008, 04:20:20 PM » |
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Conveniently to most Americans, it is getting so that you would be hard pressed to find a location without at least one English-speaking individual.
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« Reply #35 on: August 22, 2008, 05:27:11 PM » |
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Some aquatic animals speak English?
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« Reply #36 on: August 22, 2008, 05:44:21 PM » |
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Dolphins can; they just choose not to.
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« Reply #37 on: August 22, 2008, 05:53:34 PM » |
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I was about to question why they wouldn't warn humans of world destruction in English, but then I realized what our reactions would be.
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« Reply #38 on: August 22, 2008, 05:57:18 PM » |
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Right. Once a credible source says the world will end, chaos would follow. Governments would crumble, and the suicide rates would rival those at a Celine Deon concert. It would basically be a self-fulfilling prophecy.
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« Reply #39 on: August 22, 2008, 06:04:09 PM » |
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Or just a reduction in people purchasing hallucinogens.
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« Reply #40 on: August 22, 2008, 06:06:06 PM » |
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That works too. And before someone says anything, yes, I know that dolphins aren't considered a "credible source."
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« Reply #41 on: August 22, 2008, 06:51:46 PM » |
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Maybe we should have the BOB forum awards for different things.
You'd so win the 'understatement of the year' award.
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« Reply #42 on: August 22, 2008, 06:55:56 PM » |
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Sleepy-sleepy time!!
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« Reply #43 on: August 22, 2008, 06:58:01 PM » |
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Maybe we should have the BOB forum awards for different things.
You'd so win the 'understatement of the year' award.
We seem to be in an announcements thread.
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« Reply #44 on: August 22, 2008, 07:09:11 PM » |
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So, who else thinks the new Mercenaries game looks awesome?
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« Reply #45 on: August 22, 2008, 07:14:21 PM » |
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I think it looks great, but if I had to choose one upcoming game (aside from Spore, which will win against anything), I'd go with Red Faction 3.
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« Reply #46 on: August 22, 2008, 07:15:24 PM » |
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"It looks like toxic waste, it smells like toxic waste."
But it's a breakfast cereal!
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« Reply #47 on: August 22, 2008, 07:19:52 PM » |
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Me and my dad are crazy excited about two upcoming releases:
1: Spore, due to come out very soon.
2: The Watchmen Movie, certain to kick all kinds of butt left, right, and in the middle, due to come out next March.
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« Reply #48 on: August 22, 2008, 10:41:25 PM » |
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Mercenaries looks like kind of game that tries too hard to be cool. If it were human, it'd be skinny, white, and 40, and call itself 'hip' and down'.
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« Reply #49 on: August 22, 2008, 10:49:26 PM » |
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Mercenaries looks like kind of game that tries too hard to be cool. If it were human, it'd be skinny, white, and 40, and call itself 'hip' and down'.
That may be true in some way, but the actual game is rather good. I don't get the card-based leadership system, but the blowing people up all across Korea is pretty neat. That said, I still think Red Faction will be better.
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« Reply #50 on: August 22, 2008, 11:35:25 PM » |
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Ah, but that's only in the first game. The sequel, which I was discussing, uses a completely different method of choosing targets. BTW, the "card-based leadership system" is the "Deck of 52" method used by the United Nations (Or, in the game, the Allied Nations) to identify high-priority targets, such as they did in the Iraq War.For comparison.
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« Reply #51 on: August 29, 2008, 09:31:59 PM » |
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Bedtime!
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« Reply #52 on: August 29, 2008, 11:03:57 PM » |
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Bah. Bedtime is for wimps and pansies.
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« Reply #53 on: August 30, 2008, 07:46:43 AM » |
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And 4 o'clock in the morning.
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« Reply #54 on: August 30, 2008, 12:15:16 PM » |
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2 o'clock, acshually.
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« Reply #55 on: August 30, 2008, 06:59:24 PM » |
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Actually, quarter to two.
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« Reply #56 on: August 30, 2008, 07:16:22 PM » |
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5 AM, actualeah.
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« Reply #57 on: August 30, 2008, 07:24:06 PM » |
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for me?
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« Reply #58 on: August 30, 2008, 07:26:55 PM » |
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I dunno. I just wanted to say actualeah.
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« Reply #59 on: August 30, 2008, 07:34:13 PM » |
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You do realize that I've copyrighted the use of 'eah!' as an alternative to the letter 'Y'. (I have to use Word>symbols for the letter 'Y' as that button types 'eah!' each time I press it.)
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