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« on: August 20, 2008, 06:50:12 PM » |
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I'm going to bed now.
guten nacht!!
*puts two fingers as a Hitler mustache, and puts the other hand in a Hitler salute and waves with fingers.*
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Orangey
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« Reply #1 on: August 20, 2008, 06:56:19 PM » |
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It's only 4:53 where I live. Lawl.
In unrelated news, my girlfriend's mom is leaving her husband to live with another woman! Yep.
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"Now prop your lazy bones on those getaway sticks and shake a leg, mister! Everyone get in the flivver or this trip's for biscuits, see?"
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"I'm fed up with this orgasm!"
-Stan, American Dad
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« Reply #2 on: August 20, 2008, 07:03:17 PM » |
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I'm 8 hours older than you think I am! Or at least if you knew how old I am. What kinda tense is this?!
Oh right...sleep. *obviously fake snore*
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« Last Edit: August 20, 2008, 07:10:03 PM by Pieman »
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« Reply #3 on: August 20, 2008, 08:12:34 PM » |
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It's only 4:53 where I live. Lawl.
In unrelated news, my girlfriend's mom is leaving her husband to live with another woman! Yep.
Wow. They must be really good friends. If my buddy was being abused by their spouse, I'd charge exhorbitant rent to let them live with me, and even then, only after the cops got involved. |
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Wow. I am so full of bull.  Gre sprite courtesy of Spritemeister (all rights reserved) Oh, that's just Marvin. He's dead, so he kinda smells a little bad. |
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« Reply #4 on: August 21, 2008, 03:48:29 PM » |
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I'm having trouble parsing your reply so, to clarify, my girlfriend's mother is a lesbian. She is not living with the other woman, she is Living With the other woman.
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"Now prop your lazy bones on those getaway sticks and shake a leg, mister! Everyone get in the flivver or this trip's for biscuits, see?"
-Hysterical Dame, MSPaint Adventures
"I'm fed up with this orgasm!"
-Stan, American Dad
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« Reply #5 on: August 21, 2008, 04:22:30 PM » |
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Pretty bad when your wife leaves you for a woman. That's even worse than leaving you for another man.
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As the size of an explosion increases, the number of social situations it is incapable of solving approaches zero. The idea of you with a tank brings fear like I've never known.
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« Reply #6 on: August 21, 2008, 04:38:43 PM » |
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Just a tip, use italics rather than capitalization to put emphasis on specific words.
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That is because you are the bestest and the awesomenest.
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« Reply #7 on: August 21, 2008, 04:44:06 PM » |
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I would if the situation warranted it. This one didn't. My stylistic choices are my own, and well thought-out; they reflect how I would say them were I speaking them out loud. The emphasis is different.
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"Now prop your lazy bones on those getaway sticks and shake a leg, mister! Everyone get in the flivver or this trip's for biscuits, see?"
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"I'm fed up with this orgasm!"
-Stan, American Dad
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« Reply #8 on: August 21, 2008, 04:51:59 PM » |
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Ah, emphatic syllables, you'll be the death of me (Or choking on my own laughter, which ever comes first...Oh buggery...)
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« Reply #9 on: August 21, 2008, 07:06:42 PM » |
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Again going for some sleep.
Text you later!
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« Reply #10 on: August 21, 2008, 11:20:35 PM » |
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Just got back from Cedar Point, which is why I haven't been on in a week.
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We're talking about CROTCH BEARDS.
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« Reply #11 on: August 21, 2008, 11:23:18 PM » |
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That's a good place. I can't blame you.
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« Reply #12 on: August 21, 2008, 11:34:11 PM » |
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O, koennen sie Duetsch sprechen? Ich kann, ein bisschen.  |
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« Reply #13 on: August 21, 2008, 11:44:10 PM » |
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No hablo.
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« Last Edit: August 22, 2008, 07:55:42 AM by Torg »
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« Reply #14 on: August 22, 2008, 12:13:00 AM » |
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Hey! None of that! We're in America, you speak American! Or British, as the case may be.
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« Reply #15 on: August 22, 2008, 12:13:58 AM » |
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American English? And, technically, we're not in America, we're on the internets! But I share your belief that people in America should learn some goddamn English.
>.>
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« Reply #16 on: August 22, 2008, 12:17:09 AM » |
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No, not English. American.
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« Reply #17 on: August 22, 2008, 12:21:45 AM » |
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I... What.
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« Reply #18 on: August 22, 2008, 12:30:17 AM » |
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Exactly.
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« Reply #19 on: August 22, 2008, 12:30:55 AM » |
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I see.
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« Reply #20 on: August 22, 2008, 12:31:59 AM » |
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Good.
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« Reply #21 on: August 22, 2008, 07:59:55 AM » |
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Hey! None of that! We're in America, you speak American!
Those of us near the Mexican border speak Spanglish. You just alienated everyone who likes to pretend they're bilingual. |
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« Reply #22 on: August 22, 2008, 09:11:22 AM » |
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Only BIlingual?
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Torg
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« Reply #23 on: August 22, 2008, 09:58:06 AM » |
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Most Americans are barely unilingual.
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« Reply #24 on: August 22, 2008, 11:00:30 AM » |
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It's so sadly true XD
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Pieman
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« Reply #25 on: August 22, 2008, 11:42:24 AM » |
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Badly phrased. Can't speak anything else, or almost always can?
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That is because you are the bestest and the awesomenest.
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« Reply #26 on: August 22, 2008, 11:52:08 AM » |
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I don't know. I personally speak English very well when I remember to, and I'm learning a second language right now.
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« Reply #27 on: August 22, 2008, 12:24:40 PM » |
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He means that they barely speak English.
Which, while true, fails to mention that every other English-speaking nation is just as bad; don't try to pretend it's not true, my Britties: the interwebs are eating EVERYONE'S language skills.
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« Reply #28 on: August 22, 2008, 02:06:56 PM » |
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Y'wah?
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« Reply #29 on: August 22, 2008, 02:20:23 PM » |
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Funnily enough, I learned more about sentence structure and grammar and all that good stuff on the internet instead of in my English classrooms. This isn't to mention that all the English teachers are slowly dumbing down even senior high school English for the people who don't have English as a first language. (mainly for people who speak Spanish, I've noted)
It drives me crazy.
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