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« Reply #30 on: September 26, 2008, 12:32:57 AM » |
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How long of an act?
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« Reply #31 on: September 26, 2008, 12:33:58 AM » |
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Minimum of two double-spaced pages.
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« Reply #32 on: September 26, 2008, 12:42:06 AM » |
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Alright then.
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« Reply #33 on: September 26, 2008, 10:34:14 PM » |
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Heh, my English teacher is the only person in the class who can proofread it. Even Matt, who is taking the AP course, didn't find anything actually wrong with it.
Orangey's English prowess has enhanced my already "exceeding" writing skills.
Win.
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« Reply #34 on: September 26, 2008, 11:01:41 PM » |
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Hooray?
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« Reply #35 on: October 02, 2008, 06:06:59 PM » |
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Three men were walking down a street
Just when they met a ghost.
It said “I’ll move out of the way
For the man who knows the most.”
Man one said “God that’s easy!
I’m a very clever man!
Fire away, you pesky ghoul,
Beat me if you can.”
“The question I shall give to you
Is a very simple one;
Answer me correctly
And soon you shall be gone.
You have a wife and three kids
You’re oldest one is ten,
Find his favourite colour
Then come back again.”
He walked up to a corner
And then he phoned his wife.
Why ask him such a question
So trivial in his life?
Man two walked up to the ghost
And said “I’m not too bright,
But such tiny question
I’ll put up quite a fight.”
“Your question” said the apparition,
“Is not like Man-The-First,
It is a logic puzzle,
A thing you may find worse.
Your question is an easy one
So promise not to frown;
What can’t go up a chimney up,
But can down chimney down?
While man two did ponder,
Man one then came back,
He said “My son’s favourite colour
Is the colour black.”
“I’m sorry mate, three’s already won.”
The ethereal man said,
“For he just walked straight through me
While you two just stood dead.”
The moral of the story:
If there's something in your way,
Just keep plodding on and on,
If not, enjoy your stay.
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That is because you are the bestest and the awesomenest.
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« Reply #36 on: October 02, 2008, 06:09:36 PM » |
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Nice use of meter.
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"Now prop your lazy bones on those getaway sticks and shake a leg, mister! Everyone get in the flivver or this trip's for biscuits, see?"
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« Reply #37 on: October 02, 2008, 06:10:57 PM » |
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Thanks.
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« Reply #38 on: October 02, 2008, 06:11:42 PM » |
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It sounds like a poetic version of a long joke.
I like it!
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Pieman
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« Reply #39 on: October 02, 2008, 06:14:44 PM » |
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Awesome!
Do you mean a specific joke, or just jokes in general?
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« Reply #40 on: October 02, 2008, 06:35:13 PM » |
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jokes in general. But it starts with the 'Three men were walking down a street' line, so it brings to mind the format of a joke.
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« Reply #41 on: October 04, 2008, 01:09:52 PM » |
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That poem made me lawl.
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« Reply #42 on: October 04, 2008, 01:13:16 PM » |
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It's the first one I've written in ages. The last time I wrote one was probably a few years ago.
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« Reply #43 on: October 04, 2008, 01:55:39 PM » |
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Ooh, post it.
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« Reply #44 on: October 04, 2008, 04:32:52 PM » |
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The only one I can remember is this one:
There was once a man called Bin Laden
Who was running along in his garden;
He fell in his pond,
Met James Bond
And said "I beg your pardon!"
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« Reply #45 on: October 04, 2008, 04:34:25 PM » |
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I've heard that before. It's still terrible.
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« Reply #46 on: October 04, 2008, 04:36:11 PM » |
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I wrote a poem for class once....It was called 'masks'
Here.
Masks
We all wear masks.
We don’t realize it.
But we do.
For every person you’ve ever met,
For strangers, for lovers
For parents and teachers.
A different mask
For each of them
Plus tenfold more
For yourself.
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« Reply #47 on: October 04, 2008, 04:38:56 PM » |
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A preacher's cat lived in his pew,
And when the preacher had nothing to do,
He taught it to speak
alphabetical greek,
But never got farther than μ.
If you get that, I love you.
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"Now prop your lazy bones on those getaway sticks and shake a leg, mister! Everyone get in the flivver or this trip's for biscuits, see?"
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« Reply #48 on: October 04, 2008, 04:40:49 PM » |
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I actually got that! My Pre-Calc teacher just gave us sheets with the Greek alphabet!
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the Scarf
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« Reply #49 on: October 04, 2008, 04:41:54 PM » |
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I get it too!!
I don't know HOW I know, but I do, for some reason....
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« Reply #50 on: October 04, 2008, 04:52:52 PM » |
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I only know it because I decided to learn the Greek alphabet recently.
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« Reply #51 on: October 04, 2008, 07:23:20 PM » |
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I think my old English teacher taught a bit to us....He wrote a few peoples names in Greek...it was cool...
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« Reply #52 on: October 05, 2008, 08:22:57 AM » |
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Awesome.
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the Scarf
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« Reply #53 on: October 05, 2008, 05:26:02 PM » |
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Mr. P rules....
I did badly in the class, though...
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« Reply #54 on: October 06, 2008, 05:25:32 PM » |
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Hey, I have a teacher named Mr. P! He teaches Chemistry, though...
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Pieman
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« Reply #55 on: October 06, 2008, 06:16:08 PM » |
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We have a Mr P, who is superman, is the head teacher, And Mr I. can turn into him when he's doing his superman thing. (26bp for ref.[just the last 5 words])
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« Reply #56 on: October 06, 2008, 06:48:32 PM » |
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Mr. P the English teacher was in the marine core....
And my new one is from south africa! His accent sounds british, but it's not quite right....
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« Reply #57 on: October 10, 2008, 11:22:47 PM » |
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Hey, I have a teacher named Mr. P! He teaches Chemistry, though...
Although his name is too short to be called Mr. P. |
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« Reply #58 on: October 10, 2008, 11:31:01 PM » |
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No, his name is Pellissier.
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Orangey
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« Reply #59 on: October 10, 2008, 11:39:29 PM » |
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Meister was insinuating that we have a chemistry teacher whose name starts with a P.
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