Biff's Eyebrows

[SUDDY has a big name]

I think it would be awesome if you could purchase Biff Eyebrows, and then put them on.(They'd be like those fake mustaches)
The trouble is trying to figure out what they'd be made out of.

Any ideas?

[DomanickX]

I said It once before, and ill say it again. Copper wire.

[Pieman]

And some form of adhesive.

Or would they just stay on from pure awesomeness?

[Torg]

I say Kevlar or some pipe-cleaner type thing. Pipe cleaners because they would look as close to a real uber-long eyebrow as possible, and Kevlar because it's awesome.

[Ninja Bob]

Haha, bullet proof eyebrows FOR THE WIN!!!  Pure awesomeness.

[Silfedac]

And they would have some sort of uber-mechanism that would activate full-body armor.