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« Reply #30 on: June 22, 2008, 05:36:32 PM »

When you're sitting in your CHAIR, looking at your computer screen at half an hour 'til midnight, your brain so tired, it's burnt to a CHAR, your apostraphe's merge into their own formation.
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« Reply #31 on: June 22, 2008, 05:42:24 PM »

Really? We could have a CHAR RACE.
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« Reply #32 on: June 22, 2008, 05:43:24 PM »

We could RACE to the CAKE...but the cake is a lie!
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« Reply #33 on: June 22, 2008, 05:46:34 PM »

No, it's true. But it's also true that I LACE the CAKE with cyanide.
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« Reply #34 on: June 22, 2008, 05:52:20 PM »

I CALL your mother to try the cake that you LACE with cyanide.
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« Reply #35 on: June 22, 2008, 05:55:45 PM »

I CALL SleepingOrange on his LACK of cyanide.
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« Reply #36 on: June 22, 2008, 06:04:40 PM »

I go swimming in the LAKE. Also, I LACK ovaries.
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« Reply #37 on: June 22, 2008, 06:08:14 PM »

The KEEL of a large boat ploughs through the LAKE into your spine.
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« Reply #38 on: June 22, 2008, 06:09:36 PM »

A LEAK in the KEEL sinks the boat.
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« Reply #39 on: June 22, 2008, 06:14:25 PM »

But you're such a LAME swimmer, your already mangled spine gets caught in the hole where the LEAK is.
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« Reply #40 on: June 22, 2008, 06:19:11 PM »

I'm now a LAME MALE and get compesation from the government.
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« Reply #41 on: June 22, 2008, 06:21:12 PM »

You are no longer a lame MALE; I MADE you a female in the corrupt wish thread.
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« Reply #42 on: June 22, 2008, 06:23:05 PM »

DAMN, you MADE me a woman? But I liked heterogeny of sex chromosomes!
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« Reply #43 on: June 22, 2008, 06:24:23 PM »

The NAME is zygote, you DAMN foo'!
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« Reply #44 on: June 22, 2008, 06:25:24 PM »

The NAME of the MAIN event is...

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« Reply #45 on: June 22, 2008, 07:12:23 PM »

The MAIN event is cancelled due to RAIN.
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« Reply #46 on: June 22, 2008, 08:24:53 PM »

Once I RAN in the RAIN, but I didn't like getting wet, so I stopped.
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« Reply #47 on: June 22, 2008, 08:39:05 PM »

Once I RAN too NEAR to a bus, and I lost a shoulder. Not an arm, just the shoulder.
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« Reply #48 on: June 22, 2008, 08:41:31 PM »

I RATE that as NEAR impossible, but not entirely.
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« Reply #49 on: June 22, 2008, 08:43:09 PM »

While we're rating things, on a scale of one to ten, I RATE RATS eleventy billion.
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« Reply #50 on: June 22, 2008, 08:50:25 PM »

RATS are indeed STARS.
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« Reply #51 on: June 22, 2008, 08:54:50 PM »

It's best not to STARE at STARS, espescially the Sun.
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« Reply #52 on: June 22, 2008, 09:22:00 PM »

The Sun is the only STAR that is unhealthy to STARE at.
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« Reply #53 on: June 22, 2008, 09:25:46 PM »

That is because that STAR is the only one close enough to START to harm our eyes.
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« Reply #54 on: June 22, 2008, 10:12:12 PM »

I was going to START to bake a TART, but I got bored. And occupied with a different kind of tart.
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« Reply #55 on: June 22, 2008, 10:32:34 PM »

And what kind of TART might that be, you old FART?
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« Reply #56 on: June 22, 2008, 10:35:02 PM »

At nineteen, I am FAR from a FART.
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« Reply #57 on: June 22, 2008, 10:37:28 PM »

I know you are FAR from old; I just wanted to use fart FOR my word.
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« Reply #58 on: June 22, 2008, 10:50:07 PM »

Well, FOR that, you shall die FOUR times.
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« Reply #59 on: June 22, 2008, 11:33:41 PM »

You seem a little DOUR. Just bacause I called you a fart, you want me to die FOUR times?
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