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« Reply #30 on: April 24, 2008, 12:43:51 PM »

*Watching TV, eating Jelly Babies*
"Hmm... This sounds like a job for... AXOLOTL MAN!"
*Rips off clothes, and realises that he doesn't have his costume on underneath*
"Oh... Hehe, whoops."
*Sweatdrop! Puts his costume on and calls a taxi to outside the jail*
"Time... For JUSTICE!"
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« Reply #31 on: April 24, 2008, 02:51:05 PM »

(P E-D)*Sees Saile and King hiding, and wonders what they're hiding from.*

*waddles off*
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« Reply #32 on: April 24, 2008, 03:05:20 PM »

*nods to Ithe*
"I dont think im hidden well enough"
*takes out Echo blade*
"SWORD GRAVEYARD!"
*sword shatters and makes mist, hiding Ithe and myself*
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« Reply #33 on: April 24, 2008, 03:25:09 PM »

*Bumps into something*
*Turns around - there's nothing there*
*Shrugs without shoulders and continues waddling.*
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« Reply #34 on: April 24, 2008, 03:32:28 PM »

"did you hear that king?"
*stands up to look around*
"yes I can see inside my own mist"
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« Reply #35 on: April 24, 2008, 03:38:49 PM »

*Walks into a bar and orders a pint of unparticularity juice*

<Tastes like banana-ade this time.>
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« Reply #36 on: April 24, 2008, 05:02:59 PM »

*Sneaks up behind Saile and Ithe*
"Boo! Ha ha ha! Oh, man, I kill me. But not really."
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« Reply #37 on: April 24, 2008, 10:17:12 PM »

"Oh. Um. Hi."
*Stands up*
*coughs*
*Waves the mist away from face*
"Who are you?"
(I assume that the killers were in some sort of solitary confinement and therefore wouldn't recognize eachother.)
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« Reply #38 on: April 25, 2008, 10:06:43 AM »

*Walks up to Ithe, Steve and Saile*
"Excuse me, but you three wouldn't happen to know where the killers went and what they look like, would you? I missed that bit of the news... Because I was getting a Jelly Baby from down the back of the sofa."
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« Reply #39 on: April 25, 2008, 03:04:01 PM »

*scared by steve*
"waurrgh!! who are you!?!?"
*looking at Ithe coughing*
"sorry"
*mist returns to hand to make Echo blade*
"as I was saying.. WHO ARE YOU!?"
*points at steve*
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« Reply #40 on: April 25, 2008, 04:08:41 PM »

*Crosses arms and taps his foot on the floor, impatient*
"Yeah, just who are you? And why are you here, all of you?"
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« Reply #41 on: April 25, 2008, 05:04:40 PM »

*sheepish look*
"Who, me? I'm just a harmless bystander. Well, mostly harmless. Nice trick with the sword, by the way."
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« Reply #42 on: April 26, 2008, 12:40:41 AM »

"I'm... um... I'm Taph. Could... one of you escort me to the nearest shelter... please?"
*Looks at Saile, then Axolotl Man, then Steve.*
"Um... what are your names?"
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« Reply #43 on: April 26, 2008, 05:21:43 AM »

*From the roof of the jail Tortus waited, always waiting, always*
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« Reply #44 on: April 26, 2008, 06:38:48 AM »

"I'm... AXOLOTL MAN. Wherever there is danger, wherever there is trouble, wherever there is a 20% or more discount on all items of food, Axolotl Man will be there to save the day and bring JUSTICE."
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« Reply #45 on: April 26, 2008, 06:45:15 AM »

*cuts axolotl man in half*

*eats other half*
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« Reply #46 on: April 26, 2008, 08:24:32 AM »

"YOU ATE MY CLOTHES!"
*Regrows the eaten half and covers himself up with some leaves*
"Anybody got a spare change of clothes?"
*Be-SWEATDROP'd!*
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« Reply #47 on: April 26, 2008, 05:18:23 PM »

"yeah sorry"

*hands kentan a moomoo*

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« Reply #48 on: April 26, 2008, 05:50:38 PM »

"You , Sir, are a scoundrel and a cad!"
*Shakes fist*
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« Reply #49 on: April 26, 2008, 06:09:08 PM »

*looks at kentan in horror*

"your just  jealous"
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« Reply #50 on: April 26, 2008, 11:09:59 PM »

"Um... I'm not really looking for justice... Would one of you other gentlemen care to escort me?"
*Looks at Saile and Steve with a worried expression*
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« Reply #51 on: April 27, 2008, 03:54:21 PM »

*Grins and bows*
"It would be my honor, ma'am."
*Escorts Taph out*
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« Reply #52 on: April 27, 2008, 04:22:31 PM »

"Hey, HEY! Where do you think you're going!?"
"I still don't have your names. Or the appearances of the killers."
*Puppy dog eyes*
"Pleeeease?"
*Puts eyes back in puppy dog*
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« Reply #53 on: April 27, 2008, 04:33:18 PM »

*Nods to Steve and follows*
"So, what is your name, kind sir?"
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« Reply #54 on: April 27, 2008, 04:38:39 PM »

(P E-D) *Walks out of pub after finishing the Unparticularity juice.*

*walks into side alley, sees a random mirror leaning against the wall and, Like all people with a split personality, sees Bob in the reflection.*

*Fires mind beam at who he thought was bob, which reflects back at him.*

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« Reply #55 on: April 28, 2008, 03:06:10 PM »

"hmmm"
*follows a duck that was in the mist*
"There is somthing weird about that duck"
*sees the duck shoot a mind beam into a mirror*
"THAT DUCK IS MAGIC!!"
*runs back to tell Taph*
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« Reply #56 on: April 28, 2008, 09:13:16 PM »

*Notices Saile running*
"Hm... he sure seems in a hurry to escort me."
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« Reply #57 on: April 29, 2008, 03:10:55 PM »

"Taph!! its a magic duck, look!!!"
*points at the duck standing next to a mirror that was convieniently found outside*
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« Reply #58 on: April 29, 2008, 03:55:47 PM »

*Waddles off in search of victims.*
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« Reply #59 on: April 30, 2008, 02:56:50 PM »

*Looks at mirror*
*Doesn't see P-E-D standing there*
*Turns to Saile*
"Okay, a lot of things know magic where I come from. But a duck? Is there any sane man in this world?"
*Glances expectantly at Steve*
"So what's wrong with you, then. There's got to be something."
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