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« Reply #30 on: October 01, 2008, 03:20:06 PM »

YAY! Another one! Usually people I know prefer Indian or Chinese. I hate those foods.
People find it strange that I'm half-Indian and don't like curry. Bombay mix ftw though.
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« Reply #31 on: October 01, 2008, 03:20:40 PM »

That's...edible...
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« Reply #32 on: October 01, 2008, 05:34:54 PM »

Italy has great Italian food, of course. They do cook it a bit differently than we do here, though. The pasta has a different texture. Gelato is incredibly addictive, and Sicily has the best pizza, in addition to friendly stray cats.



This one took a shine to my friend Jason, also pictured, when we had lunch at an outdoor restaurant. We named him Awesomeus Magnificus the Third.

In addition, I have some more videos on my YouTube page.
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« Reply #33 on: October 01, 2008, 05:41:07 PM »

The pasta's texture is probably different because they make it themselves and it's ever been dehydrated. God, it's good that way. June and I made ravioli once... It was heavenly. Now that I've had home-made pasta, it's hard to go back to store-bought.

Magnificus is very cute. Looks like he has or has had a flea problem though.
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« Reply #34 on: October 01, 2008, 05:55:20 PM »

Very likely. As I said, he was a stray. He was also skinny enough that you could see his ribs through his skin.
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« Reply #35 on: October 01, 2008, 07:00:40 PM »

Heeee... Parakeet isn't as man-pretty as me.

As far as you all know, I look like Clark Gable....


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« Reply #36 on: October 01, 2008, 07:06:17 PM »

Oh Yeah? Well, I'm a sexy beast.
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« Reply #37 on: October 01, 2008, 07:06:53 PM »

Yeah... You don't have to be gay to think Gable is pretty.

But it is an ugly man indeed that disparages the pictures of people on the internet. And I don't mean that figuratively. How mugly do you have to be to make yourself feel better by comparing yourself favorably to random guys on the internet? (This is all tongue-in-cheek, by the way. It just reminded me of how hilarious I find people who brag about the size of their penis on the internet.)
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« Reply #38 on: October 01, 2008, 07:14:26 PM »

Yeah... You don't have to be gay to think Gable is pretty.

But it is an ugly man indeed that disparages the pictures of people on the internet. And I don't mean that figuratively. How mugly do you have to be to make yourself feel better by comparing yourself favorably to random guys on the internet? (This is all tongue-in-cheek, by the way. It just reminded me of how hilarious I find people who brag about the size of their penis on the internet.)
Are you doubting my six-foot claim?
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« Reply #39 on: October 01, 2008, 07:16:22 PM »

I doubt your six-foot clam; mollusks just don't get that big.

As to your claim, I'd have to know what that claim WAS exactly. Then I could get started doubting it.
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« Reply #40 on: October 01, 2008, 07:30:45 PM »

Actually, it's interesting to note that the blood required to properly maintain an erection on six-foot penis of normal width would be of such great quantity that its removal from other purposes would likely cause the man in question to pass out.
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« Reply #41 on: October 01, 2008, 07:44:27 PM »

and/or die. Also, OMGWTFBBQ, what happened to your sig? The words are all wonky.
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« Reply #42 on: October 01, 2008, 07:44:47 PM »

Well, yeah. Or die. Even something of less ridiculous magnitudes would cause such problems; I recall reading a scholarly(peer-reviewed scientific journal) article about a man who was born with a phallus too large to gain an erection (I can't find that article, or I'd redirect you...). It's just hilarious to me how our culture has instilled such an insecurity in men about their size, especially considering about 90% of men are within a quarter of an inch of each other's erect length. People should do more research. And stop saying "LOL I hav a 13 incher lolol".
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« Reply #43 on: October 01, 2008, 08:04:42 PM »

I honestly see nothing wrong with my words....
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« Reply #44 on: October 01, 2008, 08:07:59 PM »

They're red with a yellow shadow on a bright blue background. It just looks weird.
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« Reply #45 on: October 01, 2008, 08:35:03 PM »

I apparently can't attach files to a message, so I'll post it here: It's not perfect, but it's better.

EDIT: Or not... Huh, it looks different here on the forum...


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« Reply #46 on: October 01, 2008, 08:49:32 PM »

The pasta's texture is probably different because they make it themselves and it's ever been dehydrated. God, it's good that way. June and I made ravioli once... It was heavenly. Now that I've had home-made pasta, it's hard to go back to store-bought.

Magnificus is very cute. Looks like he has or has had a flea problem though.

There are a lot of stores that sell fresh pasta (refrigerated). If you have any gourmet or specialty shops you could check there.
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« Reply #47 on: October 01, 2008, 08:53:21 PM »

I prefer to make my own if I'm in the mood; it's not hard, and I have an extruder to shape it.
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« Reply #48 on: October 01, 2008, 08:57:29 PM »

I prefer to make my own if I'm in the mood; it's not hard, and I have an extruder to shape it.

Was just throwing the option out there.

When I was in culinary school we made a lot of pastas. Yummmmm.
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« Reply #49 on: October 01, 2008, 08:57:47 PM »

Ooh, you make noodles? You could pretend they're special and sell them on the internet!
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« Reply #50 on: October 01, 2008, 08:59:49 PM »

When I was in culinary school we made a lot of pastas. Yummmmm.

You went to a culinary school? That's awexome!
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« Reply #51 on: October 01, 2008, 09:02:32 PM »

You went to a culinary school? That's awexome!
Agreed!

There was this pasta stall at pike place market! We got some CHOCOLATE pasta!!! :D
we put ice cream on it. It was very strange...
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« Reply #52 on: October 01, 2008, 09:05:33 PM »

Delicious strange or strange strange?

Also, Amanda, you went to culinary school? Are you a chef? Do you have one of those funny poofy hats?
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« Reply #53 on: October 01, 2008, 09:25:15 PM »

Delicious strange.
CHOCOLATE. PASTA.
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« Reply #54 on: October 01, 2008, 09:36:01 PM »

Sounds like fun.
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« Reply #55 on: October 02, 2008, 11:18:54 AM »

By (un)popular demand!

Forced smile is forced.
And I don't like to smile. Which is why I'm not smiling here.
Also, shine is from lamp (bad lighting from room light) and I just came out of the shower.
If the picture below offends you, don't look at it.
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« Reply #56 on: October 02, 2008, 11:32:03 AM »

*shrug* seemed like the best place to put it....
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« Reply #57 on: October 02, 2008, 11:41:50 AM »

Indeed it does.
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« Reply #58 on: October 02, 2008, 03:07:53 PM »

You look rather nice Kentan, in a totally non-homosexual way. Not that there is anything wrong with that now. This forum just got really flippin' complex.
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« Reply #59 on: October 02, 2008, 03:09:12 PM »

So if there had solely been heterosexuals, there would have been something wrong with it? Tsk tsk, Keet.
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