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« on: April 16, 2008, 10:42:00 AM » |
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Ok, so it's my first topic. and i'm tired. Anyhoo, in the comments of the comics, alot of people keep suggesting what Biff is made of; cheese, tofu, styrofoam, whatever, so i decided to make a topic where people could have their say.
So what do YOU think he's made of?
oh, and don't say "he's made of Biff!" or anything like that. It's not funny. Seriously.
Have fun!
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« Reply #1 on: April 16, 2008, 12:24:31 PM » |
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I think Biff has Axolotl genes, since he seems to have the uncanny ability to regrow every. Single. Part of his body.
So I'd say he's made of the same things as Axolotls. In (to a certain extent) a humanoid form.
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« Reply #2 on: April 16, 2008, 03:13:18 PM » |
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Biff is made out liquid diamond.
nothing can hurt him. not even.. Chuck Norris.
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Pieman
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« Reply #3 on: April 16, 2008, 03:14:43 PM » |
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GASP!  thats not possible! |
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MagicParakeet
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« Reply #4 on: April 16, 2008, 05:01:06 PM » |
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Flesh, Bone, and Win.
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« Reply #5 on: April 16, 2008, 05:10:15 PM » |
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Biff is made out liquid diamond.
nothing can hurt him. not even.. Chuck Norris.
If that were true, he wouldn't be scratched, disinigrated, burned, eroded, or sliced apart like we see in the comics. I think he's made of some sort of clay, but I already discussed that in my thread of which name I can't remember. It's from forever ago, when I first joined. |
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« Reply #6 on: April 16, 2008, 05:15:36 PM » |
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The thread was What is Biff?. I was actually considering quoting part of my first comment on that thread, but decided I was too lazy. |
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Silfedac
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« Reply #7 on: April 17, 2008, 10:58:52 PM » |
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Biff? Biff is pure Awesomeness. Actually, not pure. There's some pony thrown in there, too.
There might or might not also be a LOLrus.
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« Reply #8 on: April 18, 2008, 11:46:53 AM » |
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So how does today's comic fit into your theories?  |
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Silfedac
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« Reply #10 on: April 18, 2008, 04:52:57 PM » |
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It fits in just fine with my theory, thank you very much Mr. Naysayer.
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« Reply #11 on: April 18, 2008, 10:04:24 PM » |
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Biff has to be made out of everything.
That's my only plausible theory. The others are angry at being made into existence.
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« Reply #12 on: April 19, 2008, 11:03:49 PM » |
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So how does today's comic fit into your theories? Another good note about how I work is that, after over-analysing something, My brain decides it's satisfied and stops. In other words, I'm done analysing Biff... |
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Silfedac
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« Reply #13 on: April 20, 2008, 12:15:19 AM » |
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Excellent. Now clear off/
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Pieman
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« Reply #14 on: April 25, 2008, 05:31:04 PM » |
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I think Biff is made of Clay that was integrated with Human DNA and a bit of fish DNA that lets him breath in water! That would explain everything! I think... *goes back to waiting for a good few books to read*
Another interesting theory from Biff FAQ. |
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« Reply #15 on: April 27, 2008, 07:07:05 AM » |
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I believe Biff to be made of some secret super-polymer capable of reforming itself rather than regenerating. So really, while it looks like he's growing back, he's just rebuilding himself out of the remaining substance, making him slightly smaller every time he comes back after being massively injured.
Why does he not appear smaller? Well, he keeps buying new houses and appliances that suit his new form between comics.
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« Reply #17 on: April 27, 2008, 09:48:18 AM » |
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Holy ****!!! Charlie! Where have you been man?
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Pieman
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« Reply #18 on: April 27, 2008, 10:13:34 AM » |
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Knowing biff, he's more likely to make something that shrinks the universe.
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That is because you are the bestest and the awesomenest.
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« Reply #19 on: April 27, 2008, 12:03:59 PM » |
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i dont know charlie but like.. ermm.... hey |
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« Reply #20 on: April 27, 2008, 02:02:31 PM » |
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Knowing biff, he's more likely to make something that shrinks the universe.
That really wouldn't supplies me. And it's bound to go horribly yet comically wrong eventually  |
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Pieman
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« Reply #21 on: April 27, 2008, 03:01:49 PM » |
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I need to stop replying to posts with just a single word.
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That is because you are the bestest and the awesomenest.
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« Reply #22 on: April 27, 2008, 03:47:15 PM » |
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Like he gets so small that regenerating a limb takes up all of his substance?
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« Reply #23 on: April 28, 2008, 09:21:14 AM » |
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Holy ****!!! Charlie! Where have you been man?
Man, you guys have so many posts now, that's mental! At the risk of derailing this thread temporarily, I've been busy with real life stuff. I kept up my constant reading of Biff comics, but something had to give, so the forum kinda fell off the radar for a while. Anyway, here I am, once again! New Biff theory: sentient mould. Yes, Biff is a fun guy! (Get it? Fungi? No? Fine, suit yourself.) |
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Pieman
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« Reply #24 on: April 28, 2008, 04:22:43 PM » |
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Badum...chhhhhhhh!
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That is because you are the bestest and the awesomenest.
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« Reply #25 on: April 28, 2008, 07:57:46 PM » |
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Even I have more posts than you! and I'm a newbie compared to some of these people....
methinks we spend to much time online, no?
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Pieman
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« Reply #26 on: April 30, 2008, 02:33:09 PM » |
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I'm more of a newbie.
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« Reply #27 on: April 30, 2008, 03:53:38 PM » |
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you are all noobs compared to me!! BLARG!!!
*boot to the head*
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Pieman
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« Reply #28 on: April 30, 2008, 04:02:05 PM » |
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Mine or yours?
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That is because you are the bestest and the awesomenest.
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Silfedac
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« Reply #29 on: April 30, 2008, 09:42:45 PM » |
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Man, you guys have so many posts now, that's mental!
Your mother is mental! |
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