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It's like trying to fit your face into a dustpan!
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« Reply #7380 on: May 13, 2010, 08:43:08 AM » |
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Someone ruins it by putting vegetables on it.
I wish people would stop ruining good food by putting things that don't belong on them.
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House(s): Tiki Shack
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Ziggy Stardust
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« Reply #7381 on: May 15, 2010, 08:58:22 PM » |
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Now they've stopped putting bacon on sandwiches. THANKS A LOT.
I wish for a bacon sammich.
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Yo dawg, I heard you like being ridiculous on the internet, so I put memes in your thread so you can lol while you lol. Your mum was a Tyrannosaur. |
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Capt. Ryu Battlehammer
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"I AM A SEXY, SHOELESS, GOD OF WAR!!!!!!!"
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« Reply #7382 on: May 17, 2010, 01:28:57 AM » |
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you now have a guy named Sam-Mich covered in bacon sitting on your bed. i wish the universe would implode  |
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"I ROLLED A FOUR!!!!!!"
"I think i just had an evilgasm."
"I prepared explosive runes this morning."
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SpriteMeister
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« Reply #7383 on: May 17, 2010, 11:56:23 AM » |
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You missed it. It happened about 14 billion years ago.
I wish that the people around me didn't feel so down all the time.
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Pets/lackeys: wolf (Link), baby Yoshi
Bottles: 1 Blue fire, 1 Poltaap, 1 fairy, 1 chocolate milkshake, 2 empty
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Lich king
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It's like trying to fit your face into a dustpan!
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« Reply #7384 on: May 17, 2010, 01:11:30 PM » |
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Me, a very uppity person, am around you instead. FOREVER. I wish Plasmids were real and that I had some. P.S. Going insane is not considered bad by my standards. |
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Mystery Fish
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« Reply #7385 on: May 17, 2010, 01:36:56 PM » |
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You decide on the electric plasmid. You electrocute yourself when you're taking a whizz.
Electrocute yourself through your penis.
I wish I had the full version of Shadow Complex.
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  <Science isn't about why, it's about why not.>
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SpriteMeister
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« Reply #7386 on: May 17, 2010, 03:38:23 PM » |
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It turns out not to be anywhere near as good as Shadow Simple.
I wish it hadn't taken me two hours to get the the Peeping Eye soul in Castlevania: DoS.
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Weapons: Meister Sword, 2 attack fans
Housing/furnishings: Mana Tree
Pets/lackeys: wolf (Link), baby Yoshi
Bottles: 1 Blue fire, 1 Poltaap, 1 fairy, 1 chocolate milkshake, 2 empty
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Mystery Fish
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« Reply #7387 on: May 17, 2010, 03:39:55 PM » |
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(I was just about to Google for Shadow Simple. Oh man.)
You got the Peeping Eye soul, but it no longer highlights weak walls. Instead, it turns most of the screen black save for a thin line across the middle.
I wish for Laddergoat.
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<Science isn't about why, it's about why not.>
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Pieman
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« Reply #7388 on: May 17, 2010, 03:43:10 PM » |
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It walks off the roof onto your head.
I wish for a billion pounds sterling.
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That is because you are the bestest and the awesomenest.
You become incredibly well-muscled and accidentally crush Pel's head. |
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Mystery Fish
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« Reply #7389 on: May 17, 2010, 03:57:47 PM » |
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It buries you alive... and you KILLED BY GREED.
I wish UIHARU!
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<Science isn't about why, it's about why not.>
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juneloveslotr
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« Reply #7390 on: May 17, 2010, 04:22:36 PM » |
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The genie misreads your request and give you Uruk-hai, and they kill and eat you. AND YOU DIE! I wish it Lich didn't want in me...  lol (warning, June is running on little sleep and could say anything. There's a spoon in my ear!) |
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Angus Ghost in Jar
4 Fir Trees
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Scarf, Sentient Straightjacket
Sleeping Orangey painting
20 Spiderman Comic Books
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Ziggy Stardust
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« Reply #7391 on: May 17, 2010, 07:21:51 PM » |
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Instead he wants everything inside of you out. Good luck getting those intestines back in their proper order.
I wish to be injected with Midichlorians!
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Yo dawg, I heard you like being ridiculous on the internet, so I put memes in your thread so you can lol while you lol. Your mum was a Tyrannosaur. |
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juneloveslotr
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« Reply #7392 on: May 17, 2010, 07:58:28 PM » |
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That are treated as an outside invader and your body destroys them, but in the process, your immune system goes haywire and starts attacking your own cells. You slowly wither away as doctors watch helpless to save you. And you die.
I wish for tacos for dinner.
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My Stuff:
Angus Ghost in Jar
4 Fir Trees
Pets: Otter, Dragon
Sword and Shield
Scarf, Sentient Straightjacket
Sleeping Orangey painting
20 Spiderman Comic Books
Tree house
ShyMiester Mask
925 Battle Pastries left
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Ziggy Stardust
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« Reply #7393 on: May 18, 2010, 10:45:56 PM » |
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They have gonorrhea. D:
I wish for a simple food item that cannot be turned into innuendo.
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Yo dawg, I heard you like being ridiculous on the internet, so I put memes in your thread so you can lol while you lol. Your mum was a Tyrannosaur. |
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juneloveslotr
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« Reply #7394 on: May 19, 2010, 01:27:22 AM » |
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Everyone's intellect is dropped to that of sponges so that no one will have the capacity to make innuendos. This is less of a corruption, and more the only why to grant this wish, as we as humans have the mental capacity to make anything an innuendo.
I wish that Pel were up and able to talk without having to go to work in the morning.
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« Last Edit: May 19, 2010, 01:33:11 AM by juneloveslotr »
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Sorry, I'm Dyslexic and can't spell. Please don't bug me about it.
My Stuff:
Angus Ghost in Jar
4 Fir Trees
Pets: Otter, Dragon
Sword and Shield
Scarf, Sentient Straightjacket
Sleeping Orangey painting
20 Spiderman Comic Books
Tree house
ShyMiester Mask
925 Battle Pastries left
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Lich king
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It's like trying to fit your face into a dustpan!
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« Reply #7395 on: May 26, 2010, 09:54:48 AM » |
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Unfortunately, you fall asleep whenever he wakes and wake whenever he sleeps......so good luck with that. The genie misreads your request and give you Uruk-hai, and they kill and eat you. AND YOU DIE! I wish it Lich didn't want in me... lol (warning, June is running on little sleep and could say anything. There's a spoon in my ear!) I wish I could understand this wish and why in God's name I was included in it. |
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SpriteMeister
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« Reply #7396 on: May 26, 2010, 04:46:17 PM » |
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The genie misreads your request and give you Uruk-hai, and they kill and eat you. AND YOU DIE! I wish Lich didn't want in me... lol ( warning, June is running on little sleep and could say anything. There's a spoon in my ear!) Your understanding comes by way of a snarky remark pointing out the obvious. Dumbass. I wish I knew why everyone was so cranky/depressed/tired lately. |
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Bottles: 1 Blue fire, 1 Poltaap, 1 fairy, 1 chocolate milkshake, 2 empty
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Pieman
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« Reply #7397 on: May 26, 2010, 04:52:51 PM » |
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You now know, but it makes you cranky/depressed/tired. You go on a rampage killing people with a butter knife, then try to kill yourself, but fall to sleep before you manage to. You get arrested for life, and you have to suffer the crankiness/depression/tiredness caused by doing this for the rest of your life. Happy now?
Well, obviously no. Hah!
I wish I could be bothered to do my AS exams.
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That is because you are the bestest and the awesomenest.
You become incredibly well-muscled and accidentally crush Pel's head. |
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juneloveslotr
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« Reply #7398 on: May 26, 2010, 07:52:06 PM » |
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You study diligently only to fail them anyway. You lose all drive and end up smoking your life away watching stupid TV and having no friends. I wish for no bandwidth limits.  |
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Sorry, I'm Dyslexic and can't spell. Please don't bug me about it.
My Stuff:
Angus Ghost in Jar
4 Fir Trees
Pets: Otter, Dragon
Sword and Shield
Scarf, Sentient Straightjacket
Sleeping Orangey painting
20 Spiderman Comic Books
Tree house
ShyMiester Mask
925 Battle Pastries left
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Ziggy Stardust
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« Reply #7399 on: May 26, 2010, 08:14:55 PM » |
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The stupid levels become OVER NINE THOUSAND.
I wish my house was clean so summer could start.
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Yo dawg, I heard you like being ridiculous on the internet, so I put memes in your thread so you can lol while you lol. Your mum was a Tyrannosaur. |
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juneloveslotr
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« Reply #7400 on: May 26, 2010, 11:27:34 PM » |
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Well, you clean until your hands bleed only to find out that summer is not in fact triggered by the end of spring cleaning.
I my car would run perfectly forever.
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Sorry, I'm Dyslexic and can't spell. Please don't bug me about it.
My Stuff:
Angus Ghost in Jar
4 Fir Trees
Pets: Otter, Dragon
Sword and Shield
Scarf, Sentient Straightjacket
Sleeping Orangey painting
20 Spiderman Comic Books
Tree house
ShyMiester Mask
925 Battle Pastries left
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Poltaap
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« Reply #7401 on: June 01, 2010, 02:12:22 PM » |
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the car runs over everyone you love...perfectly.
I wish for more oreos.
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Azathoth'ai llll c-ebumna! fm'latgh gof'nn shugg-oth!
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Capt. Ryu Battlehammer
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"I AM A SEXY, SHOELESS, GOD OF WAR!!!!!!!"
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« Reply #7402 on: June 02, 2010, 01:17:44 AM » |
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you find the cream filling has been licked clean already.
i wish i had an LHC
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"I ROLLED A FOUR!!!!!!"
"I think i just had an evilgasm."
"I prepared explosive runes this morning."
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Ðefiance
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Уƒ¡ªñçê
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« Reply #7403 on: June 02, 2010, 02:36:53 AM » |
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idunno what that is.
I wish I had infinite nothing.
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Siggies are for lδsers
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juneloveslotr
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« Reply #7404 on: June 02, 2010, 01:09:23 PM » |
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You have it, it is in the space beyond this dimension and you will never go there. Just as well, as soon as you enter it it wouldn't be infinite nothing anymore, just infinite very little.
I wish for yummy vegetarian breakfast,
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Sorry, I'm Dyslexic and can't spell. Please don't bug me about it.
My Stuff:
Angus Ghost in Jar
4 Fir Trees
Pets: Otter, Dragon
Sword and Shield
Scarf, Sentient Straightjacket
Sleeping Orangey painting
20 Spiderman Comic Books
Tree house
ShyMiester Mask
925 Battle Pastries left
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SpriteMeister
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« Reply #7405 on: June 03, 2010, 11:54:49 PM » |
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Mmm... that vegetarian sure was yummy. What's for lunch?
I wish I knew what was for lunch.
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Bottles: 1 Blue fire, 1 Poltaap, 1 fairy, 1 chocolate milkshake, 2 empty
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Capt. Ryu Battlehammer
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"I AM A SEXY, SHOELESS, GOD OF WAR!!!!!!!"
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« Reply #7406 on: June 04, 2010, 01:50:12 AM » |
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you are
i wish to know whats for dinner
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"I ROLLED A FOUR!!!!!!"
"I think i just had an evilgasm."
"I prepared explosive runes this morning."
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Pieman
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« Reply #7407 on: June 04, 2010, 07:46:46 AM » |
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You are.
I wish I knew what was forty for tea.
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That is because you are the bestest and the awesomenest.
You become incredibly well-muscled and accidentally crush Pel's head. |
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SpriteMeister
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« Reply #7408 on: June 04, 2010, 11:19:57 PM » |
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You, obviously.
I wish I knew who was left to eat.
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Weapons: Meister Sword, 2 attack fans
Housing/furnishings: Mana Tree
Pets/lackeys: wolf (Link), baby Yoshi
Bottles: 1 Blue fire, 1 Poltaap, 1 fairy, 1 chocolate milkshake, 2 empty
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juneloveslotr
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« Reply #7409 on: June 06, 2010, 04:26:23 PM » |
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That hippie, and now he's starting to kick in. I wish that I wasn't cramping. |
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Sorry, I'm Dyslexic and can't spell. Please don't bug me about it.
My Stuff:
Angus Ghost in Jar
4 Fir Trees
Pets: Otter, Dragon
Sword and Shield
Scarf, Sentient Straightjacket
Sleeping Orangey painting
20 Spiderman Comic Books
Tree house
ShyMiester Mask
925 Battle Pastries left
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