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« Reply #7530 on: May 17, 2011, 07:35:07 AM »

Y'all start speakin' incomprehensible junk and can't nobody unnerstand you!

I wish I could switch in and out of English dialects at will.
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« Reply #7531 on: June 03, 2011, 04:04:08 PM »

your mind begins to crumble as your speech patterns begin to intertwine....

I wish i was dead
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« Reply #7532 on: June 03, 2011, 06:09:42 PM »

Some guy resurrects you as one of the minions at his castle, and you spend the rest of your (un)life trying, in vain, to die for good.

I wish it wasn't as humid here right now.
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« Reply #7533 on: June 03, 2011, 06:45:31 PM »

It is now completely dry, with absosmurfly no vapour in the air, and there is no water available at all anywhere.

I wish the temperature was a bit more comfortable.
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« Reply #7534 on: June 04, 2011, 05:41:50 AM »

It is a bit more comfortable. For Thermus aquaticus. Good luck with that.

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« Reply #7535 on: June 06, 2011, 03:33:25 PM »

You have so many senses that you are completely overwhelmed by experiences. Your human brain cannot deal and it fries your skull.

I wish I were already packed for my trip.
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« Reply #7536 on: June 06, 2011, 05:00:35 PM »

You packed nothing but dry leaves. Good luck with your trip!

I wish people were still online on Xbox so I could ramble at them while drunk.
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« Reply #7537 on: June 08, 2011, 04:53:00 PM »

you ramble at bill gates and piss him off, and because of that you get Permabanned from Xbox live for life and your 360 explodes because Bill gates pressed a remote detonator...
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« Reply #7538 on: June 08, 2011, 05:10:41 PM »

I wish you'd made a wish.
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« Reply #7539 on: June 08, 2011, 06:47:24 PM »

He did. It was impossible to corrupt. You cry yourself to sleep every night until you can't take it anymore and commit suicide by drowning in a sea of rusty nails.

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« Reply #7540 on: June 10, 2011, 09:05:28 AM »

It is, but it totally sold out, man.

I wish I had more Orson Scott Card to read, having finished the first book in a series.
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« Reply #7541 on: June 23, 2011, 09:55:20 AM »

I book by Orson Scott Card plops down on your lap and you begin reading. Three pages in to the book you realize that it was written by another somoeone named Orson Scott Card who writes erotic novels about fish.

I wish I hadn't had to modify this post to make a wish.
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« Reply #7542 on: June 24, 2011, 12:36:13 AM »

In distorting the past you inevitably duck up the future.

I wish I had the drive to come up with a better corruption.
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« Reply #7543 on: June 24, 2011, 12:01:46 PM »

It is the only thing you think of. It ruins both your scholastic/professional life and your social life.

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« Reply #7544 on: July 02, 2011, 02:59:59 AM »

It did, but it has to take two jobs, what with having to support his wife and kids and still paying alimony from his first marriage. They consume all of his time, and he misses all of his son's baseball games, his high school graduation, and his marriage. NOW LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE.

I wish I could be arsed.
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« Reply #7545 on: July 03, 2011, 09:46:16 AM »

It's really not quite as quaint as it sounds.

I wish my dreams made some sense.
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« Reply #7546 on: August 13, 2011, 08:58:55 PM »

They do, but only for that hobo that watches you sleep.

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« Reply #7547 on: February 06, 2012, 11:56:23 AM »

It does but then goes out with a BANG! Blinding and deafening you for all eternity...

I wish Everyone else would post something once in a while...
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« Reply #7548 on: March 02, 2012, 11:54:27 PM »

They do, but you don't like what they have to say.

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