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« on: February 27, 2008, 07:36:07 AM »

I have developed an irrational dislike for a few people here because of the noises they constantly make all day long.
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« Reply #1 on: February 27, 2008, 09:59:59 AM »

Get one of those USB Nerf Launchers and when one of the people that you don't like walks by your workspace, shoot them with it.
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« Reply #2 on: February 27, 2008, 08:36:59 PM »

I dislike florescent lighting, and phone work.  I do collections tis evil.  Sad
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« Reply #3 on: February 27, 2008, 09:02:15 PM »

Collections... that's gotta be harder than my job.
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« Reply #4 on: February 27, 2008, 09:03:05 PM »

What kind of sounds are we talking about?
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« Reply #5 on: February 27, 2008, 09:05:36 PM »

2 people laugh very loudly every few minutes and a 3rd person constantly groans at his computer.
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« Reply #6 on: February 27, 2008, 09:22:27 PM »

I can see where that could get aggravating...
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« Reply #7 on: February 28, 2008, 01:05:19 PM »

Would you say it is like "Office Space" except less funny? I just love that movie.
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« Reply #8 on: February 28, 2008, 02:55:50 PM »

Hmmm, Reminds me of my science teacher.
He makes a loud AHHHHHHHHHH withe every sip of coffee.
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« Reply #9 on: February 28, 2008, 07:44:31 PM »

Would you say it is like "Office Space" except less funny? I just love that movie.

Take Office Space and cut out all the funny parts. Put the few minutes left on a loop for 9 hours a day,  5 days a week for a few years...


You will hopefully wind up motivated to create a comic to get you the heck out of there.


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Maybe around book #5.




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« Reply #10 on: February 28, 2008, 07:56:31 PM »

I would say a disadvantage would be seeing all the Dilbert comics people put up in an attempt to appear witty.
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« Reply #11 on: March 01, 2008, 02:22:43 PM »

I happen to like Dilbert. It can be hit or miss, but when it hits, it's worth it.
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« Reply #12 on: March 01, 2008, 09:25:12 PM »

I was referring to how many people put up comics they think are funny, but no one else does.
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« Reply #13 on: March 02, 2008, 10:51:49 AM »

  While I work at a collections agency, I am not a collector.  I call where people work and see if they work there and I look up addresses.  I'm on the phone constantly.... I hate it.   Sad
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« Reply #14 on: March 02, 2008, 01:31:49 PM »

Well I guess that's why they have to pay you to do that sort of thing. :p
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« Reply #15 on: March 02, 2008, 03:49:15 PM »

My husband and I are going to Florida to help my father in law with a locksmithing business.. that should pan out.   By the way.. I can see Biff in interesting situations involving locks.  Wink
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« Reply #16 on: March 03, 2008, 05:11:07 PM »

At least you get to work in an air-conditioned room.  I work on the weekend at a skylight factory sandpapering stuff
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« Reply #17 on: March 04, 2008, 07:42:10 PM »

I don't work. Does that mean I=the win?
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« Reply #18 on: March 05, 2008, 10:01:17 AM »

No. You=the poor. Moneys=the win.
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« Reply #19 on: March 05, 2008, 01:09:58 PM »

Yes, but I still live with my parents and get an allowance. So I=no have to pay for food. So HA.
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« Reply #20 on: March 06, 2008, 04:24:40 PM »

Me too, AND they pay for my colleges, AND I have moneys.
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« Reply #21 on: March 06, 2008, 05:24:11 PM »

Parents are awesome. Except when they get too nosey for their own good. Then they're dog meat.
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