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« Reply #90 on: January 04, 2010, 07:58:29 AM »

LOL nice thread. nice collection of jokes. especially that thief one in the 1st page. that was hilarious  Grin
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« Reply #91 on: January 04, 2010, 09:16:40 AM »

How do you get a Pikachu on a bus?
Pokémon.

How do you get Lady Gaga on a bus?
Poker face.
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« Reply #92 on: January 05, 2010, 08:29:02 PM »

"why the big pause?" the barman said to the bear.

"why the long pause?" the barman said to the bear.
"they got stuck in a elevator door".

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« Reply #93 on: January 05, 2010, 09:19:39 PM »

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?"
The horse replies, "My father died today."

A grasshopper walks into the same bar. The bartender says, "You know, we have a drink named after you." The grasshopper replies, "Really? You have a drink called Thomas?"
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« Reply #94 on: January 05, 2010, 11:37:37 PM »

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« Reply #95 on: January 07, 2010, 07:14:29 AM »

How'd you notice it? I made it beige and everything!
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« Reply #96 on: January 07, 2010, 04:10:19 PM »

Beige still shows up when you highlight words.
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« Reply #97 on: January 07, 2010, 06:44:46 PM »

Yes but I mean why would she do such a thing?
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« Reply #98 on: January 07, 2010, 06:52:55 PM »

Because she thought you might have written it in beige.
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« Reply #99 on: January 07, 2010, 07:32:42 PM »

Perhaps my ninja skills are progressing.
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