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« Reply #30 on: December 13, 2007, 05:40:31 PM » |
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Fine you pendejo, hijo de puta, mamabicho, cabron, pedazo de mierda, jodon!
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« Reply #31 on: December 13, 2007, 05:44:08 PM » |
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It would be better if I knew what they meant, but whatever. I'll just use them at random anyway.
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Christian
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« Reply #32 on: December 13, 2007, 05:47:33 PM » |
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I would but Chris would probably get mad at me or not. Btw all of these are to insult somebody just so you know.
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« Reply #33 on: December 13, 2007, 06:16:52 PM » |
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« Reply #34 on: December 14, 2007, 05:50:17 PM » |
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Somehow, this page gets the "aromatherapy neck wrap"
How is that even relevant?
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« Reply #35 on: December 14, 2007, 08:45:08 PM » |
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I think it's just random, actually.
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« Reply #36 on: December 14, 2007, 11:16:06 PM » |
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so it's not my fault.
Hey, er, somehow I just mananged to NOT SEE an entire page and a half of text. Why is this?
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« Reply #37 on: December 14, 2007, 11:26:38 PM » |
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Magic?
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« Reply #38 on: December 14, 2007, 11:42:23 PM » |
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No...I think I'm just not paying attention...I was really out of it yesterday...I ran into three door frames, tripped up and down stairs, lost track of what I was saying half way through sentences, and was generally just kindof walking around bumping into things like an old lady in the dark...
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« Reply #39 on: December 14, 2007, 11:48:59 PM » |
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Ha! That's happened before. I was like if Ray Charles was a white teenage kid who couldn't play the piano.
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« Reply #40 on: December 15, 2007, 02:19:39 PM » |
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Except the fact that I CAN play piano....sortof...I'm not very good...
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« Reply #41 on: December 15, 2007, 07:14:09 PM » |
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Same here. I took lessons a while back, but not for several years.
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« Reply #42 on: December 15, 2007, 11:17:02 PM » |
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Haha! I laughs at the druggies. You sillies with your impaired motor skills and unusual odors.
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« Reply #43 on: December 16, 2007, 09:53:07 AM » |
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Vhat is?
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Bandgeek
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« Reply #44 on: December 16, 2007, 12:40:01 PM » |
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Now the adds for geeks! What is it saying?  |
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« Reply #45 on: December 18, 2007, 12:00:58 AM » |
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Mine says "Jesus doesn't exist"
Psh. Jesus (the person) existed, and was probably a really cool dude with some good ideas, but as for the whole "son of god" thing? Doubt it. It's just a 2000 year old conspiracy to cover up for having a child out of wedlock.
Also, our math slurps. We should be at year, like...2021 or something....
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« Reply #46 on: December 18, 2007, 09:50:59 AM » |
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Who knows?
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« Reply #47 on: December 18, 2007, 02:42:37 PM » |
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As for the whole "son of god" thing? Doubt it. It's just a 2000 year old conspiracy to cover up for having a child out of wedlock.
It's an idea originating with the ancient Greeks. Greek Husband: "Honey, how'd you get pregnent? We haven't done the nasty for years." Greek Wife: "Well, I was walking through the fields, when along comes this beautiful swan..." Greek Husband: "It's Zeus' doing!" |
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« Reply #48 on: December 18, 2007, 02:50:22 PM » |
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That, or he really was the son of God sent to save humanity. There's no way to definitively say for sure (that's why they call it 'faith'), so I try to keep an open mind.
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« Reply #49 on: December 19, 2007, 12:05:52 AM » |
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It's an idea originating with the ancient Greeks.
Greek Husband: "Honey, how'd you get pregnent? We haven't done the nasty for years."
Greek Wife: "Well, I was walking through the fields, when along comes this beautiful swan..."
Greek Husband: "It's Zeus' doing!"
Aha! You see, this is where I laugh at my friends, and flaunt my intelligence because they always go off on.."well, does Zeus STAY an animal? cause thats gross..." whereas I was trying to steer the conversation a different way. That, or he really was the son of God sent to save humanity. There's no way to definitively say for sure (that's why they call it 'faith'), so I try to keep an open mind.
Yeah....I dunno, I respect the religion, but I really don't take alot of it seriously. The bible can be interpreted way too many ways in my opinion (which has nothing to do with anything else, but whatever.) |
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« Reply #50 on: December 19, 2007, 12:10:22 AM » |
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Yes, Zeus stays as an animal.
Yay Greece.
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Christian
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« Reply #51 on: December 19, 2007, 03:03:58 PM » |
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Yeah...Im gonna abstain from this topic.
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« Reply #52 on: December 19, 2007, 03:19:46 PM » |
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Good idea. Anybody after a car to hire? Economy Car Hire, for all your car-hiring needs. Or something. |
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« Reply #53 on: December 19, 2007, 03:35:09 PM » |
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Well, people, anyone seeing Zeus's true form would be instantly disintegrated, like that seen from Indiana Jones where they open the Ark of the Covenant. Therefore, Zeus's more bestial urges must remain just that: bestiality.
Actually, I thought that was kind of clever...
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« Reply #54 on: December 19, 2007, 04:10:44 PM » |
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Good idea. Anybody after a car to hire? Economy Car Hire, for all your car-hiring needs. Or something. No, why? |
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« Reply #55 on: December 19, 2007, 04:35:20 PM » |
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The adverts struck back. Well, they struck anyway. I just tried to steer the conversation away from bestiality. |
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« Reply #56 on: December 19, 2007, 04:40:02 PM » |
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Hey Kentan, you're a Limey, right?
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« Reply #57 on: December 19, 2007, 04:45:15 PM » |
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Why does your signature now have a Darth Vader speaking lolcat?
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