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« on: December 11, 2007, 09:27:41 PM »

Hey Chris, Whats with this "the book of Biff" person putting an ad at the bottom of every page, trying to pass itself off as a post?
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« Reply #1 on: December 11, 2007, 09:38:45 PM »

Funny thing... I've had ads on this forum ever since I started it back in... June? I just switched the bottom page ad from Project Wonderful to Google and after a few days I went to check how the switch was going and it said that it only had 8 pageviews in 24 hours. So I did some digging and found out that something went wrong when I installed the ad manager plugin for the forum and I was the only one seeing the ads this whole time.

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« Reply #2 on: December 11, 2007, 09:45:16 PM »

Alright, Yes...but Why does it have to pretend to be a post? It is confusing... Undecided
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« Reply #3 on: December 11, 2007, 10:00:27 PM »

That's just the ad plugin's way of showing the ad at the bottom of the page.
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« Reply #4 on: December 12, 2007, 12:26:46 PM »

Gah, page squasheengs!
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« Reply #5 on: December 12, 2007, 02:48:19 PM »

While we're on the topic of ads, what's up with the "otaku booty" thing? It strikes me as vaguely innappropriate.
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« Reply #6 on: December 12, 2007, 06:44:18 PM »

As does seem the "Is your love cheating on you?" and other romance butt...

Can you choose what ads to put there?
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« Reply #7 on: December 12, 2007, 07:22:04 PM »

No, the ads at the bottom of the page are influenced by what you guys talk about. It was all video game ads a few days ago... back when I was the only one that could see them.
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« Reply #8 on: December 12, 2007, 07:49:25 PM »

Yeah, and now because of the love thing scarf said, it says "The love button-push me hard", which also seems vaguely innappropriate.
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« Reply #9 on: December 12, 2007, 08:14:25 PM »

Currently, I'm getting lots of ads from eBay about Shakespeare and Pratchett.
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« Reply #10 on: December 12, 2007, 08:39:11 PM »

Mines say Jesus doesnt exist
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« Reply #11 on: December 12, 2007, 09:08:25 PM »

I wonder what kind of ads we would get if we all started posting expletives and sexually explicit phrases...

However, my lawyer has made it clear I cannot suggest that. Hear that, forumgoers? Do NOT post those things, no matter how hilarious it would be.
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« Reply #12 on: December 12, 2007, 09:09:53 PM »

Wait does that mean my post are anti-religious?Huh
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« Reply #13 on: December 12, 2007, 10:03:18 PM »

Hmm... Mine is telling me to go to my happy place.
Wait! How does it know about that? Has it been watching me?!

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They're always watching... waaatchiiinng...
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« Reply #14 on: December 12, 2007, 10:11:23 PM »

pretty soon the ads will say "Big Brother's Watching you"
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« Reply #15 on: December 12, 2007, 10:16:54 PM »

Let's influence ads!
Monkey, monkey chow, baby monkeys, monkey rabies, spider monkeys, big monkeys, little monkeys, MONKEYS!!!!
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« Reply #16 on: December 12, 2007, 10:17:51 PM »

Ugh... I hate... I won't even say it. "Simians".
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« Reply #17 on: December 12, 2007, 10:21:36 PM »

Monos! Ataques de Monos! Simios!
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« Reply #18 on: December 12, 2007, 10:24:18 PM »

We're getting Jesus ads. Was Jesus a monkey?
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« Reply #19 on: December 12, 2007, 10:30:03 PM »

That means monkies don't exist!
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« Reply #20 on: December 12, 2007, 10:33:04 PM »

NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
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« Reply #21 on: December 12, 2007, 10:45:51 PM »

Heheh... Christian's last post reminded me of an anecdote my old Spanish teacher told me:

In the first year Spanish course, the students were assigned to read and translate this children's book about a dog named Mono. At one point, it said 'Mono tiene dos aņos.'. The teacher specifically said not to use online translators for the assignment, but one person did. Of course, he didn;t know how to put in the ņ, so he typed 'Mono tiene dos anos'. Heheh.
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« Reply #22 on: December 12, 2007, 10:48:19 PM »

lolHAHA;D well mono also means monkey and Ill never forget when a kid asked me what "culo" meant. (ass)
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« Reply #23 on: December 12, 2007, 10:53:59 PM »

That's pretty amusing alright. I don't even need a translator (I feel smart; either that, or Orangey has told me about it before).
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« Reply #24 on: December 12, 2007, 10:59:04 PM »

However nothing is more amusing than teaching curse words but not telling them they are curses
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« Reply #25 on: December 13, 2007, 04:58:10 PM »

Can you teach me curse words?
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« Reply #26 on: December 13, 2007, 05:13:15 PM »

Sure which ones?
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« Reply #27 on: December 13, 2007, 05:24:19 PM »

Whichever ones you know.
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« Reply #28 on: December 13, 2007, 05:26:06 PM »

Umm a lot...but I'm not sure if I can say them here
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« Reply #29 on: December 13, 2007, 05:35:34 PM »

Whatever. Prude.
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