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« Reply #90 on: December 14, 2007, 11:12:03 PM »

I think French take the cake though...

Heh...I'm at a house right now that has a small child and a dog, and their christmas tree has been Child and Dog proofed.
They also have a cat...but he's too lazy to cause any accedental destruction.
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« Reply #91 on: December 14, 2007, 11:59:27 PM »

I have a ferret. My tree isn't ferret proofed. Hilarity insues.
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« Reply #92 on: December 15, 2007, 08:22:16 PM »

You have a ferret? Sweet!

How many ornaments have ended up, shattered, on the floor?
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« Reply #93 on: December 15, 2007, 10:45:19 PM »

None.....so far. Grin
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« Reply #94 on: December 16, 2007, 09:52:02 AM »

I wish I had a ferret. They're so cute...
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« Reply #95 on: December 16, 2007, 11:25:57 AM »

We used to have one. I luoved her.
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« Reply #96 on: December 16, 2007, 04:21:44 PM »

They are also very annoying. It almost pooped on my Playstation 3.
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« Reply #97 on: December 16, 2007, 08:22:25 PM »

Yeah, they do that.
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« Reply #98 on: December 16, 2007, 09:08:52 PM »

I have three cats. They're like little furry poop machines. And I get to clean the litterbox. It's unholy.
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« Reply #99 on: December 18, 2007, 12:02:43 AM »

hah...I have no pets. No smell and no mess!
Yet everyone I know has animals, so I can pet and love them all I want!


I used to have a dog, but she died of epilepsy, an enlarged heart, and...something else that I can't remember....
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« Reply #100 on: December 18, 2007, 09:49:32 AM »

Well I have a dog but Ive always wanted some sort of reptile or snake but my mom is terrified of them and I mean phobia level
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« Reply #101 on: December 18, 2007, 01:04:45 PM »

I wanted a reptile too when I was younger.

Hey christian, are there any Puerto Rican christmas traditions?
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« Reply #102 on: December 18, 2007, 01:19:25 PM »

Well let me think we celebrate Christmas just like you but we also celebrate The Three Wise Men (the ones who brought Jesus gifts) and on June 5 we put weed by the tree or our beds and then open some gifts on the sixth.
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« Reply #103 on: December 18, 2007, 02:08:22 PM »

Weed? Don't you mean flowers? Like pretty plants that smell good and not illegal drugs.
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« Reply #104 on: December 18, 2007, 02:19:37 PM »

Hehe neither I mean weed like grass so the camels can eat it
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« Reply #105 on: December 18, 2007, 02:39:46 PM »

 Cheesy

For clarity, you should say 'weeds'. Plural, it indicates undesirable plants. Singular, it connotes marijuana.
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« Reply #106 on: December 18, 2007, 02:50:39 PM »

Various other words that are also drug references
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« Reply #107 on: December 18, 2007, 02:54:43 PM »

I'm not a big fan of country, but I love the line: '... and when you said "I'm down with that." it meant you had the flu.'
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« Reply #108 on: December 18, 2007, 06:26:51 PM »

Yup.
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« Reply #109 on: December 19, 2007, 12:08:16 AM »

*snicker*

I keep putting myself in awful situations...I mean one thing, but I say another by accident. Much teasing from my friends ensues.
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« Reply #110 on: December 19, 2007, 02:58:23 PM »

You think you get confused imagine if you're national language is Spanglish
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« Reply #111 on: December 19, 2007, 03:44:38 PM »

Like the movie?
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« Reply #112 on: December 19, 2007, 03:52:07 PM »

No I mean I'm not sure I know the movie but I havent seen it.
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« Reply #113 on: December 19, 2007, 06:28:51 PM »

I dunno, I mean, Apparently English is hella hard to learn, and Really People have an easier time with their regional language...
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« Reply #114 on: December 19, 2007, 06:49:49 PM »

REALLY?? I never would have guessed!
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« Reply #115 on: December 19, 2007, 08:49:18 PM »

Sarcasm noted. But I misread Spanglish as Spanish...so My post is null.
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« Reply #116 on: December 23, 2007, 07:40:41 PM »

Happy Holla-days!
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« Reply #117 on: December 24, 2007, 12:37:35 PM »

Haha!!! I love parody raps...
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« Reply #118 on: December 24, 2007, 11:36:51 PM »

This guy's chock full of 'em!
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« Reply #119 on: December 25, 2007, 12:13:20 AM »

I once saw a harry potter rap...rather inappropriate..but funny.
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