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« Reply #30 on: November 25, 2007, 07:13:18 PM » |
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Ah. That indian. My friend is India indian, so she hurts us unless we refer to them as Native Americans.
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« Reply #31 on: November 25, 2007, 07:41:44 PM » |
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Well, with a shoe size like that, at least you can make innuendoes to drunk chicks in bars. Personally, I wear 11 wides, which is rather large in proportion to my height. It's very difficult to find wide shoes of ANY size. It's aggravating.
Also, 'native American' is a misnomer, since all the 'native Americans' immigrated here over the Alaskan land-bridge.
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« Reply #32 on: November 25, 2007, 07:44:57 PM » |
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Well they're nativer than we are.
Also, me and my friends make that kind of joke all the time. "Yeah, you know what they say about guys with big feet. That's right. They need big shoes."
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« Reply #33 on: November 25, 2007, 08:16:46 PM » |
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You're size eleven, Orangey? Yet another thing I'm half a size category bigger than you with (I'm size 11 1/2, and a half-inch taller than he is--when he's standing upright). Jeff Foxworthy mentioned that he had heard "if he has a big ______, then...  " for every body part, but here's one I'm sure nobody has said: "If he has a big belly..." |
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« Reply #34 on: November 25, 2007, 08:19:31 PM » |
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Well, my dad once said, "If you have a big tool, you need a big shed.". It took me three weeks of therapy, just for that one comment.
Additionally, one errant comment about shoe-size wasn't intended to take this thread in the direction of varying degrees of hung-ness... You sillies.
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« Reply #35 on: November 25, 2007, 10:45:37 PM » |
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Heh...You know what slurps? I'm short.
I'm short, but I haven't always been that way. I was the tallest kid in my class in Elementary school, and that was very stressful for me. Kids teased me because of my height, and I was just sort of weird in general, so people avoided me. I got used to being tall in my grade, even when I was in 6th, I was tall...
and then....
Everyone else grew. EVERYONE ELSE FREAKING GOT TALLER THAN ME!!! WTF??
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« Reply #36 on: November 25, 2007, 11:04:39 PM » |
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Heck, I'm still one of the tallest in my school. It's cool though cause I'm also lankey. I should submit a pic of myself to give you guys a good look at my awesomeness and stature.
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« Reply #37 on: November 25, 2007, 11:12:37 PM » |
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My story is like Scarf's in reverse: I used to be really short, but suddenly I caught up. Woo being average!
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« Reply #38 on: November 25, 2007, 11:14:34 PM » |
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For some reason, I always thought you were semi-tall...but then again...everyone taller than 5'5" is tall, so...I guess you sort of still fit that image...
Hey, remember that friends friend I told you all about? He is very tall...but what makes it funnier is that his girlfriend (the other friend) is only 4'11". She hardly comes up to his chest.
They are so freakin cute....
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« Reply #39 on: November 25, 2007, 11:22:11 PM » |
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June Loves Spriters and Pixel Pincher are dating; she's five feet tall, and he's 6'2".
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« Reply #40 on: November 25, 2007, 11:23:40 PM » |
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haha....still not as big a height difference!
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« Reply #41 on: November 26, 2007, 11:13:01 AM » |
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I'm 1 meter 70 centimeters. I enjoy being slightly taller than my mother/sister and nearly as tall as my 6'something'' Dad... But I'm not yet as tall as my 6'3''/6'4'' brother. Darn it. Oh, I'm 52kgs, don't know what that is in imperial. I'll find a converter online  Height: 5'6.93'' Weight:114.64lbs BMI, because I wanted to find out and thought I might as well put it here: 18 (22nd percentile for males aged 14 years, 11 months, if you must know. Which you probably didn't. Oh well) |
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« Reply #42 on: November 26, 2007, 11:22:23 AM » |
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How do you compare, in terms of height, to your peers? 'Cause here you'd be pretty short, but national averages differ.
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« Reply #43 on: November 26, 2007, 12:33:05 PM » |
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I'm about the same height as most people I hang around with, but there are quite a few people in my year that are 6ft+.
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« Reply #44 on: November 26, 2007, 08:24:27 PM » |
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Eh, depends on what grade you're in...I was talking to this dude today...Hes really short, and he said. I QUOTE
"I am waiting for that one special day when I grow two feet...It WILL HAPPEN!"
He was pretty serious...that dude would kill for a growth spurt...
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« Reply #45 on: November 26, 2007, 08:58:22 PM » |
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I always used to be the tall kid, then everyone else grew. Now I'm closer to average, but still above it. Yay tallness!
5'11" at 13 and nine months, HA.
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« Reply #46 on: November 26, 2007, 09:15:12 PM » |
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heh..I can imagine that must have been difficult...
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« Reply #47 on: November 26, 2007, 09:50:40 PM » |
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« Reply #48 on: November 26, 2007, 10:08:11 PM » |
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Being tall with a bunch of short people...when I was in elementary school I was taller than all the guys...It was really hard for me...so I just assumed...
then again....You aren't me, so I shouldn't assume.
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« Reply #49 on: November 26, 2007, 10:09:38 PM » |
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Man, in elementary school, I would have KILLED to be tall among short people; then again, I would have killed for about any-thing back then: I had some SERIOUS anger issues.
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« Reply #50 on: November 26, 2007, 10:15:28 PM » |
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Whachoo talkin' 'bout, Scarf? Tallness=awesomeness.
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« Reply #51 on: November 26, 2007, 10:27:44 PM » |
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Not when everyone treats you like a freak for it.
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« Reply #52 on: November 26, 2007, 10:28:58 PM » |
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I'm too lazy to think of a good word to put here., people will find any reason to be divisive. If it's not your height, it's your hair, or your clothes, or your accent, or how intelligent/stupid you are, or...
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« Reply #53 on: November 26, 2007, 10:30:54 PM » |
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I'm one of those guys who just doesn't care. It's pretty hard to get me riled up.
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« Reply #54 on: November 26, 2007, 10:37:04 PM » |
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I didn't get mad about it then...I bore with it and ignored them...But it affected me anyways, as proven by my ranting.
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« Reply #55 on: November 26, 2007, 10:40:45 PM » |
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Pfft. People make fun of me a lot because I'm overweight and socially inept. But, you, know, it doesn't bother me. Part of it is knowing that a lot of the kids that tease me now are going to end up working for me some day. Part of it is that I'm able to acknowledge my faults and laugh at myself. It all rolls into me. I like me the way I am, and I'm not gonna change cause some idiot makes fun of me.
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« Reply #56 on: November 26, 2007, 10:46:54 PM » |
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I like your outlook silf! keep that up through high school and you've got it made!
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« Reply #57 on: November 26, 2007, 10:48:17 PM » |
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Woo!
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« Reply #58 on: November 26, 2007, 10:53:45 PM » |
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Don't fall for the emo blob! IT WILL slurp YOU IN AND NEVER SPIT YOU OUT!
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« Reply #59 on: November 26, 2007, 10:54:41 PM » |
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Woo?
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