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« Reply #90 on: November 27, 2007, 09:36:13 PM »

You must have some kind of fishing market being a coastal state.
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« Reply #91 on: November 27, 2007, 09:43:27 PM »

We're a bit to far inland for that... We are past the cascades... I think... I dunno, geography is my Achilles's Heel.
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« Reply #92 on: November 27, 2007, 09:59:18 PM »

We're past the cascades...Oh! on the other side of the mountains is Tillamook Icecream! I go there almost every summer on my way to the beach!
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« Reply #93 on: November 27, 2007, 10:00:57 PM »

OoOOooh~~~ I love the Cheese Factory. Their cheese curds are better than any other three carnal pleasures you could care to name.
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« Reply #94 on: November 27, 2007, 10:07:14 PM »

heee!! I love how those taste...and they make a squeaky sound if you rub the together! Squik!
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« Reply #95 on: November 27, 2007, 10:22:48 PM »

mmmm cheese

You know biff loves cheez
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« Reply #96 on: November 27, 2007, 10:23:45 PM »

He also likes Jelly beans...

did you know that Jelly beans take two weeks to make?
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« Reply #97 on: November 27, 2007, 10:27:14 PM »

Some-one on the speech team last year did an expos about jelly beans. So, yes.
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« Reply #98 on: November 27, 2007, 10:28:20 PM »

Coolness...I want to do a speech about a ridiculous topic...
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« Reply #99 on: November 27, 2007, 11:50:08 PM »

Do one of me!
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« Reply #100 on: November 28, 2007, 04:02:12 PM »

My area (Cincinnati, if you must know) is probably most well known for pork. Well, pork and pig iron. But I also live relatively close to Dayton, known for...Dun dunna NAAH! The Cheesecake Factory! Home of the best cheesecake known to man or dolphin. Also, P&G (Proctor and Gamble, for those not in the know), the creators of Pringles, Ivory Soap, Swiffer, Bounty Paper Towels, Charmin Toilet Paper, all products made by Olay, Clairol, and Gillette, as well as vast and sundry other products, have their headquarters in Cincinnati.
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« Reply #101 on: November 28, 2007, 08:21:04 PM »

We're past the cascades...Oh! on the other side of the mountains is Tillamook Icecream! I go there almost every summer on my way to the beach!
Wait, I thought we were on the coastal side of the Cascades, but inland of the Coastal Range. Isn't that why it's called "The Valley"?

Yay, Cheese curd!
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« Reply #102 on: November 29, 2007, 10:19:30 AM »

Yes...we are between the mountain ranges....in a little triangular vally...

there was a coca-cola factory right next to my old school....
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« Reply #103 on: November 29, 2007, 03:12:30 PM »

Like I said, geography is my Achilles's heel... Silly land-masses and their mistaken impression that any-one cares about their relative locations!
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« Reply #104 on: November 29, 2007, 03:29:30 PM »

You know the Atlantic Ocean? I'm somewhere on the other side of that Tongue

Scarf, did you ever stare out of the window and wish you were at the factory making/drinking Coke rather than doing Maths/English/Science/Insert-subject-here, and then get surprised when the teacher asked you a question?
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« Reply #105 on: November 29, 2007, 04:52:59 PM »

Was your old school in Atlanta?
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« Reply #106 on: November 29, 2007, 06:47:47 PM »

No, my school was where I am now...in Oregon

@Kentan...
no, not really...you see, all we can see is the back wall and building...if you look over the barbed wire at the top of the cement, there are trucks. A kid in a video class wanted some footage of the trucks, and he set off the alarm by leaning over the fence...All of my formal classes were on the other end of the building anyways...

Also, I don't like coca cola...
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« Reply #107 on: November 30, 2007, 10:11:20 AM »

Undecided
My school's surrounded by houses. And another school with 'special' children, who at one point in history came to my school armed with scissors. I kid you not.
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« Reply #108 on: November 30, 2007, 05:50:25 PM »

wait, all of them? or just one wayward child?
Reminds me of the time my core class walked into a different core class and just took stuff. We went in a straight line all around the room, completely silent. We each took one thing and went out. We freaked those people out!

It was the teachers Idea...
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« Reply #109 on: November 30, 2007, 07:29:50 PM »

I remember once in my English class, we were discussing All Quiet on the Western Front. We were next to a French class, and we decided to take the role of the Germans. So we got a bunch of balled-up pieces of paper, and bombed the French class. Fun.
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« Reply #110 on: November 30, 2007, 07:52:59 PM »

Heh, we watched that our freshman year, in history. We were across the school from the french class, though.
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« Reply #111 on: December 01, 2007, 12:18:28 AM »

We just got done reading that! we had to write a report, and make a storyboard. I got full points for the storyboard, and an F on the paper.
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« Reply #112 on: December 01, 2007, 10:29:52 AM »

HA! My teacher is awesome, so he just had us take a test over it. The cool part? I didn't even read the book, but I picked up the gist of it in class, so I passed the test.

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« Reply #113 on: December 01, 2007, 02:15:21 PM »

You are missing out dude. That book ruled...

of course, it helps to have an English teacher who spent time in the Marine corps, so he filled us in on all sorts of background stuff and really awesome stories. He even brought in a piece of shrapnel from a bomb in, to show us what it looked like. Razor sharp edges...awesome...
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« Reply #114 on: December 01, 2007, 02:18:03 PM »

AAH! I can't take it any-more! I've been trying not to be as anal lately, but... You've done it multiple times now!

It's 'corps'! He was in the marine corps!

*Pant, pant, pant*

Okay, I'm done.
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« Reply #115 on: December 01, 2007, 02:34:29 PM »

Eek! Okay! *goes to change them all*
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« Reply #116 on: December 01, 2007, 02:38:12 PM »

Grammar Nazi!!! Naw, I'm the same way too.
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« Reply #117 on: December 01, 2007, 02:44:06 PM »

I'm only ever a grammar nazi if it's really bad...I usually slip up to much to keep it up.
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« Reply #118 on: December 01, 2007, 02:47:43 PM »

I have t work at it to not be a jerk and point out things like missed apostrophes or mis-spelling the word grammar.
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« Reply #119 on: December 01, 2007, 03:02:44 PM »

keep making comments like that and I'll fix my own posts...
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