(action thread)

[Ðefiance]

*puts Orangey's brain gently back into his head whilst silf is getting beat up by a brain that isn't committing the action it is*

"There ya go!"

[Orangey]

*Inhales saliva. Coughs*
*Texan accent* "Why, thank ya kindly, little lady." *Tips hat that wasn't there a moment ago*
"What's with these hats?!"
*Runs around screaming about hat conspiracy and pulling hundreds of different hats off head*

[Ðefiance]

*goes and plays ping-pong for like, 30 minutes.*

"Alrighty, crazy dude!"

*walks off the edge of the universe, which happens to be an infinitely nothing hole that doesn't exist*

[Orangey]

"How did she just do that?"
*Tries to follow but runs into the edge of the universe.*
"Ow."
*Is sneaked up on by hats*

[Ðefiance]

*falls off the wall of the multiverse, and somehow lands in a dimension where, in another dimension, Orangey is being sneaked up on by hats, falls into this dimension abruptly, and the hats try to follow, clogging up the hole between dimensions and therefore causing Orangey to be stalked by multiple pieces of impossible.*

"Hi!"

[Orangey]

"I'm being stalked by impossible hats! And I'm hungry!"

[Ðefiance]

*thinks for a moment*

"CATS! CATS ARE NICE."

*hands Orangey a chocolate cat*

[Orangey]

"A chocolate cat is my idea of heaven! How can I eat it? It's so perfect..."
*Eats all the impossible hats instead*
"My mouth tastes like paradox..."
*Smacks lips*

[Ðefiance]

*gives Orangey some malleable substance for Orangey to put his prized chocolate, living cat in.*

"That is a BIG chocolate cat! If you know what I mean..."

[Orangey]

*Build house for chocolate cat*
"We are talking about a literal feline made of cocoa butter, right?" o_O

[Ðefiance]

*laughs*

"Of course!"

*watches the chocolate cat begin to melt under the desert sun."

[Orangey]

"NO!"
*Turns off the sun*

[Ðefiance]

"grand, you turned off the sun. Now the cat is going to fall over when it freezes and breaks to death"

*watches the cat slowly freeze*

[Orangey]

"Fine. Screw this."
*Turns sun back on on low setting and eats cat, cage and all*

[Ðefiance]

"Awww, I didn't mean it like that!"

*gives Orangey a cat that can become any element/mixture of elements*

[Orangey]

"Yay! Flaming Pussy!"

"Wait, where do you keep getting these cats?"

[Ðefiance]

"big pockets... want me to empty them?"

[Orangey]

"Nah, do it gradually; keeps things interesting. Incidentally, I have some-thing in MY existing non-existant existant pockets for you..."
*Pulls out Saturn*
"Pretty sweet, yeah?"

[Ðefiance]

"Oh you (profanityyy!) don't you realize that in this dimension gravity is reversed?"

[Orangey]

"Then why aren't we floating away? And for that matter, how come my clothes (being mostly non-existant) are invisible, but you couldn't see Saturn in my pocket?"

[Ðefiance]

"Physics?"

[Orangey]

*Puts Saturn back in pocket*
"Man, it's been, like twenty minutes since I ate that cat. I hunger again... for FLESH!"

[Ðefiance]

*gives Orangey a sack of flesh, and hidden in it is stomach efficiency deduction tablets that are hidden in the flesh and therefore invisible somehow*

"Sack of flesh? It definitely won't shrink your stomach and make you not hungry for the rest of your life."

[Orangey]

"Why, of course! Who can pass up a sack of flesh?"
*Eats*
"Oh nose! My life-force is fueled by hunger!"
*Shrivels up*

[Ðefiance]

*gives Orangey a replicated body without the unhunger*

"Fine, maybe the sack of flesh was poisoned, who cares?"

*rips a hole into a new dimension where everything is the opposite of itself.*

[Orangey]

"Ooh, pretty colors!"
*Steps into craziness dimension*

[Ðefiance]

"Where are you going?"

PS, everything being the opposite of itself, gosh, Orangey. Don't ya know?

[Orangey]

*Runs out of craziness dimension*
"Aah! I was blue in there! Icky!"

[Ðefiance]

"Hey, Orangey, what dimension you wanna go to now?"

*falls into a random dimension*

[Orangey]

"That one looks nice."
*falls into said dimension*