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« Reply #7260 on: June 06, 2011, 03:32:14 PM »

"It's okay. I got this."
*Molts dead skin*
*Comes out green once more*
"That's still so gross."
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« Reply #7261 on: June 07, 2011, 10:02:22 AM »

*Oms on the dead skin*

"Mmmm, ITS SPICY!"
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« Reply #7262 on: July 02, 2011, 02:30:18 AM »

"Weren't we conquering the world a while ago? Can we do that again? That was cool."
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« Reply #7263 on: July 02, 2011, 08:54:13 AM »

<Sure, why not?>
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« Reply #7264 on: July 03, 2011, 09:44:05 AM »

*Takes Portugal*
"I hereby rename this country LUSITANIA! Yeah, what of it!"
*Marches against the French*
"Everyone knows you gots to control a continent to win, South America is the easiest."
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« Reply #7265 on: July 03, 2011, 11:17:18 AM »

<Australia is a lot easier.>
*Conquers Australia*
<I hereby rename this continent Lustania, because Ziggy's country sounded a lot cooler before I noticed the I in the middle.>
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« Reply #7266 on: July 03, 2011, 11:30:27 AM »

*Emigrates to Lustania*
"My life is complete."
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« Reply #7267 on: July 03, 2011, 11:43:01 AM »

*Chokeslams a Lustania wallaby*
"Australia is for the WEAK!"
*Leers at the Kamchatka Peninsula*
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« Reply #7268 on: July 03, 2011, 12:42:46 PM »

*Buys Antarctica for its various owners for a fiver apiece*

"PEEEEENNNGUIIIIIIIIINS!"
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« Reply #7269 on: July 04, 2011, 12:11:22 AM »

*Sets up penguins like pins, bowls them down*
*Makes one into an ottoman*
"Ottomans were actually named after the Ottoman Empire. Now the only question is why."
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« Reply #7270 on: July 15, 2011, 12:53:41 PM »

*Goes to conquer the North Pole before realizing that the Nroth pole isn't a country*
"......TO GREENLAND!"
*rides into Greenland riding Polar Grizzly bears and conquers it*
"I HEAR BY RENAME THIS LAND......ICELAND!"
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« Reply #7271 on: July 15, 2011, 01:45:11 PM »

*Takes over the smaller island to the south-east of that.*
"Hmm. This place is rather covered in greenery. I think I shall name it Greenland."
*Renames it Greenland*
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« Reply #7272 on: July 15, 2011, 04:44:58 PM »

"Suddenly, I feel much more at peace. As though a great annoyance has been silenced."
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« Reply #7273 on: July 15, 2011, 10:13:09 PM »

"I recognise that. What's it from?"
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« Reply #7274 on: July 16, 2011, 05:15:34 AM »

"If it is from anything, it's just a coincidence."

*Digs a hole*
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« Reply #7275 on: July 28, 2011, 05:24:34 PM »

*Is at the bottom of  hole*
"What? Ladies can't be subterranean for an hour or two?"
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« Reply #7276 on: July 31, 2011, 01:49:34 AM »

"It would depend on your state's views of Subterranean Rights"
*Wears an angry spiky heart mask*
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« Reply #7277 on: August 03, 2011, 08:53:21 PM »

*Moves to Assy Chusetts*
"BAM."
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« Reply #7278 on: August 13, 2011, 08:49:26 PM »

"Beautiful"
*Makes the moon start crashing*
"Dawn of the first day, 78 hours remaining"
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« Reply #7279 on: August 15, 2011, 01:02:43 PM »

*Gathers provisions, goes to California*
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« Reply #7280 on: August 17, 2011, 07:37:51 PM »

<Make sure not to catch dysentery.>
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« Reply #7281 on: August 17, 2011, 09:16:35 PM »

*Puts 'Don't get dysentery' on checklist*
"Will do."
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« Reply #7282 on: August 21, 2011, 11:15:48 PM »

"But da sentry's the best way to defend one's self in a difficult spot."
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« Reply #7283 on: October 08, 2011, 09:52:20 AM »

*rolls a 1 for initiative*
"Well, it's a good thing I'm not fighting anyone"
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« Reply #7284 on: October 08, 2011, 04:09:40 PM »

*Backstabs Lich*
"Right behind you!"
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« Reply #7285 on: October 08, 2011, 06:40:43 PM »

"Aw maaaaan! Frickin' Rogues!"
*Berserks Pieman and rolls a nat 20 for to hit*
"Feel the wrath of Tuskan steel, knave!"
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« Reply #7286 on: October 09, 2011, 04:50:26 AM »

*Dead ringers*
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