(action thread)

[Shy]

*pops her head back through the door, fearing what she might find there again*

"Well, what does one expect from Biff fans?"

[Orangey]

"People who enjoy side-ways gravity, breaders, and green invisible cars. We are not normal."

[Mystery Fish]

"Speak for yourself, Mr. Citrus. I'm going to talk to my Tipp-Ex (White-out for you Americans), it's the only thing that understands me..."
*Emo-slash!*

[Orangey]

"Tipp-Ex? How does that even make sense? Even Liquid Paper is more descriptive..."
*Peels a potato*

[Silfedac]

"He's got a point, you Englishman, you."
*Steals Orangey's potato, wraps it in aluminum (Or, if you're Kentan, Aluminium) foil and throws it into the fire*

[Mystery Fish]

"Damn straight. The extra 'i' stands for 'awesome-to-the-max'."

[Orangey]

"My potato!"
*Wraps Silf in aluminawesometothemaxum and throws him into the fire. Then burns the fire*

[Silfedac]

"OMJEBUS! MY BURNING!"

[Orangey]

"They do sell pills that are supposed to prevent those outbreaks and lessen the chances of passing it on."
*Makes more blatant herpes jokes*

[Silfedac]

*Turns to run away from the terrible jokes (and fire) and runs at top speed into a wall*
"Ow! My momentum!"

[Orangey]

"Your MOM! Entum..."

[Silfedac]

"Who the butt is Entum?"

[Orangey]

"Mom? Entum? Mom entum? Momentum? Your momentum?"

[Silfedac]

"Oh. It looked like you were saying your mom to some guy named Entum."

[Ðefiance]

*Watches the burning fire and decides to make an indestructible castle made of nothing but burning*

"Hah!"

[Mystery Fish]

*Pours water all over your castle.*
"I didn't destroy it, I just put out the fire. It's still burning... Just, not burning in the usual sense. Now it gives those who touch it a painful burning sensation... But it's invisible."

[Silfedac]

*Runs into the invisible castle of burning*
"OMJEBUS-again! MY BURNING-again!"

[Orangey]

*Sets fire to the invisible burning fire burning Silf. Sets fire to that. And that. AND that. And THAT.*

*Unfortunately, this so rapidly consumes all matter in the vicinity, that within eighty-two seconds of the last fire being lit every-thing in the universe has been burned except Ðefiance's indestructible invisible burning castle of fire. Over a period of billions of years, fire-based micro-organisms develop, and eventually evolve into sentient fire beings*

*The fire beings' society develops similarly to ours, but being indestructible, they don't have to compete for resources like we did, and their society develops much more peacefully. They progress after many thousands of years to a super-futuristic and advanced society, where-in scientific advancement is valued above all else. They develop a time machine after a while, and during one of their sojourns through time, they accidentally discover the events that lead to the destruction of the universe. Feeling that the universe is more important than themselves, their top scientists set it up so that the ever-burning fire wouldn't come to be.*

"My potato!"
*Wraps Silf in aluminawesometothemaxum and throws him into the fire. Tries to set fire to the fire, but can't find any matches.*

"OMJEBUS! MY BURNING!"

"Any-one else feel déjà vu?"

[Silfedac]

"No. Shut up, crazypants."

[Orangey]

"Dammit, have my pants gone crazy again?"
*Takes off pants. And all other clothes for good measure."
"Woo! I'm invisible!"

[Ðefiance]

"But only when nobody is looking!"

*stares*

[Orangey]

*Texan accent* "Why, thank ya kindly, little lady." *Tips hat that wasn't there a moment ago*

[Ðefiance]

*clocks Orangey in the back of the head with a clock that didn't exist until it existed*

"Your welcome in the sense that you are indeed welcome, and the fact that I am not lying!"

[Orangey]

"Ow."
*Puts on clothes that didn't exist until after they existed*

[Ðefiance]

*wears the clothes she was wearing*

*tips the had she stole from Orangey that didn't exist until Orangey put it on*

*walks away*

[Orangey]

*Tries to figure out how he's wearing clothes and still naked*
"Curse you, temporally confused fabric!"

[Ðefiance]

*the temporally confused fabric tries to become untangled when, in fact, it wasn't tangled in the first place, therefore confusing more of what wasn't confused until Orangey decided to curse the fabric in the first place, therefore the fabric becomes existent in its own contradicting sense of being temporally confused.*

"My brain hurts"

[Orangey]

"My brain hurts other people!"
*Brain pops out of head and starts beating up Dom*

[Ðefiance]

"Oh thats very interesting!*

*eats non-existent popcorn whilst watching Orangey's masculine brain beat up dom*

[Orangey]

*Lays on ground in existing nonexistant existant clothes drooling while manly brain beats up Dom and moves on to Silf*
"Blup."