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« Reply #90 on: September 25, 2008, 06:47:18 PM »

I hate Bill Nye, but that's probably because my science teacher last year had us take notes on him every other day. You don't realize how often he's wrong (or how often he just repeats the same three facts for the entire show) until you have to write down what he's saying.
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« Reply #91 on: September 25, 2008, 07:05:20 PM »

It's for kids, not teenagers. They got to drill in the facts.
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« Reply #92 on: September 25, 2008, 07:32:34 PM »

I understand that. But when your teacher wants you to write twenty distinct notes on a show that doesn't even have that many distinct sentences, you quickly learn to resent it.
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« Reply #93 on: September 25, 2008, 07:36:44 PM »

I hate Bill Nye
BURN THE INFIDEL!
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« Reply #94 on: September 25, 2008, 07:44:05 PM »

I never said "BURN THE INFIDEL".
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« Reply #95 on: September 25, 2008, 07:57:48 PM »

Or did you?
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« Reply #96 on: September 25, 2008, 07:58:19 PM »

Well, I never typed it.
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« Reply #97 on: September 25, 2008, 08:09:30 PM »

Are you SUUUUUUUUUUURE?
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« Reply #98 on: September 25, 2008, 08:12:16 PM »

Entirely. When I responded to you, I copied and pasted it, and nowhere else have I said that.
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« Reply #99 on: September 25, 2008, 08:19:58 PM »

Okay, then. My mistake.
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« Reply #100 on: October 04, 2008, 08:35:43 PM »

1000 Battle Pastries to the first person to get the reference in my new signature.

They must post a link to where they found it though.
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« Reply #101 on: October 04, 2008, 08:42:57 PM »

Dinosaur Comics.
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« Reply #102 on: October 04, 2008, 08:52:52 PM »

"Pleasure calculus"
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« Reply #103 on: October 04, 2008, 08:57:44 PM »

Congratulations, Torg; you have just received the largest payout of Battle Pastries awarded yet.
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« Reply #104 on: October 04, 2008, 09:15:09 PM »

Maybe you can give some to me? :D
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« Reply #105 on: October 04, 2008, 09:41:21 PM »

200 Battle Pastries to Scarf for asking nicely.
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« Reply #106 on: October 04, 2008, 09:42:10 PM »

Why thank you!
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« Reply #107 on: October 04, 2008, 09:45:42 PM »

Just out of curiosity, how'd you find it?
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« Reply #108 on: October 04, 2008, 09:46:32 PM »

You know, technically, I have 30,000 Battle Pastries.. There just happens to be a gay porn limitation on them. I'd use them, but it has to be penis-free, and that's just no fun.
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« Reply #109 on: October 04, 2008, 09:49:46 PM »

Wait, are you saying you earned 30000 Battle Pastries from gay porns, or that you can't get that here and don't want to spend them on things that aren't gay porn?
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« Reply #110 on: October 04, 2008, 09:50:30 PM »

I haven't used any Battle Pastries. Ever.
I'm not sure how much I have besides the 200....
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« Reply #111 on: October 04, 2008, 09:51:13 PM »

Wait, are you saying you earned 30000 Battle Pastries from gay porns, or that you can't get that here and don't want to spend them on things that aren't gay porn?
They're the Battle Pastries I wished for in the CaW thread.
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« Reply #112 on: October 04, 2008, 09:52:16 PM »

I guess I forgot about that.
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« Reply #113 on: October 04, 2008, 09:58:29 PM »

I didn't think the CaW thread was 'canon' per se...
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« Reply #114 on: October 04, 2008, 10:01:08 PM »

I manipulate the system however I can.
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« Reply #115 on: October 04, 2008, 10:12:35 PM »

Well, there ya go.
Enjoy your 30,000 Battle Pastries, then.
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« Reply #116 on: October 04, 2008, 10:38:52 PM »

It's not quite the smae if I can't use it for anything but penis-free gay porn.
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« Reply #117 on: October 04, 2008, 10:41:24 PM »

ah....well...That IS a problem....
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« Reply #118 on: October 04, 2008, 10:42:12 PM »

Stop saying penis and gay porn so much. I'm worried what kind of ads may start appearing.
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« Reply #119 on: October 04, 2008, 10:53:47 PM »

You're only contributing to the amount by saying that, you know...
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