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« on: September 08, 2007, 01:09:54 PM »

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« Reply #1 on: September 08, 2007, 01:10:51 PM »

Is it a mammal?
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« Reply #2 on: September 08, 2007, 01:46:07 PM »

Is it a tank?
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« Reply #3 on: September 08, 2007, 01:48:11 PM »

can it operate a doomsday devise?
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« Reply #4 on: September 08, 2007, 01:54:43 PM »

You guys are totally gonna make us lose. Just wait until he answers one question before asking another one.
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« Reply #5 on: September 08, 2007, 03:42:39 PM »

Who cares? It's in the spam part of the forum.

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Does it eat fruit?
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« Reply #6 on: September 08, 2007, 03:46:07 PM »

Who cares? J00 cr4zy, f00. If we LOSE then we LOST. That is BAD.
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« Reply #7 on: September 08, 2007, 03:47:50 PM »

If we lose then my Dodongo bite yo head, foo.
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« Reply #8 on: September 08, 2007, 03:54:10 PM »

Then my head can visit you in the stomach. We'll be taking 2d8+8 points of bludgeoning damage and 8 points of acid damge per round.
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« Reply #9 on: September 08, 2007, 05:40:10 PM »

Ok, for reasons stated by Orangey, this one will have 30 questions instead. Now for answers: It aint a mammal and it don't eat fruit...
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« Reply #10 on: September 08, 2007, 05:45:03 PM »

Is it a reptile?
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« Reply #11 on: September 08, 2007, 06:00:28 PM »

Is eeet... A mollusc?
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« Reply #12 on: September 08, 2007, 06:30:40 PM »

Not a mollusk or reptile, 26 left...
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« Reply #13 on: September 08, 2007, 06:30:58 PM »

Is it an arthropod?
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« Reply #14 on: September 08, 2007, 06:34:24 PM »

Nope, although you're getting warmer. However, I might consider going for a few more general questions, like size and habitat...
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« Reply #15 on: September 08, 2007, 06:35:08 PM »

is it bigger then a cat but smaller then a horse?
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« Reply #16 on: September 08, 2007, 06:35:26 PM »

NO! I WILL NOT TAKE ADVICE!

Is it a crustacean?
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« Reply #17 on: September 08, 2007, 06:36:55 PM »

Poltaap: Usually. Orangey: No, but even warmer...
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« Reply #18 on: September 08, 2007, 06:37:28 PM »

is it a fish?
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« Reply #19 on: September 08, 2007, 06:39:06 PM »

No...
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« Reply #20 on: September 08, 2007, 06:39:19 PM »

Is it an annelid?
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« Reply #21 on: September 08, 2007, 06:40:05 PM »

No (that's "no" in Spanish)...
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« Reply #22 on: September 08, 2007, 06:40:47 PM »

those it live in the sea? -_-;
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« Reply #23 on: September 08, 2007, 06:41:00 PM »

Is it parasitic?
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« Reply #24 on: September 08, 2007, 06:42:41 PM »

Poltaap: Yes! Orangey: No! 19 questions left...
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« Reply #25 on: September 08, 2007, 06:44:08 PM »

Is it an echinoderm?
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« Reply #26 on: September 08, 2007, 06:45:27 PM »

No! I wouldn't put anything as obscure that on forum twenty questions...
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« Reply #27 on: September 08, 2007, 06:49:34 PM »

Echinoderms are hardly obscure...

Hmm, not a mammal, not a mollusc, not a reptile, not an arthropod, not a crustacean, not an annelid, not an echinoderm, not a fish, bigger than a cat, smaller than a horse, doesn't eat fruit, isn't a parasite...

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« Reply #28 on: September 08, 2007, 06:54:03 PM »

Well, yeah, maybe not that obscure. Even this animal - Wait, did you say mollusk? You asked mollusk back there? You did! And I even typed "not a mollusk"! What was I thinking? Yeah, it's a mollusk. Here, have some questions back. 24...
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« Reply #29 on: September 08, 2007, 06:55:00 PM »

Is it a cephalod?
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