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« Reply #60 on: August 28, 2007, 02:46:39 PM »

Talk is cheap. (common phrase)
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« Reply #61 on: August 28, 2007, 02:48:47 PM »

I love talking about nothing. It is the only thing I know anything about.
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« Reply #62 on: August 28, 2007, 10:35:57 PM »

MOTHER F*CKING SNAKE ON A PLANE!!!
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« Reply #63 on: August 28, 2007, 10:45:39 PM »

When once you have tasted flight, you will forever walk the earth with your eyes turned skyward, for there you have been, and there you will always long to return.
-Leonardo Da Vinci (under dispute)
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« Reply #64 on: August 29, 2007, 12:28:13 AM »

“When I was still a rather precocious young man, I already realized most vividly the futility of the hopes and aspirations that most men pursue throughout their lives.” (Albert Einstein)
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« Reply #65 on: August 29, 2007, 12:39:38 AM »

Man is a goal seeking animal. His life only has meaning if he is reaching out and striving for his goals.
-Aristotle
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« Reply #66 on: August 29, 2007, 12:45:00 AM »

You live. You suffer. Then you die. That's it.
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« Reply #67 on: August 29, 2007, 12:49:43 AM »

Out, out, brief candle! Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player that struts
and frets his hour upon the stage, and then is heard no more.
-William Shakespeare
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« Reply #68 on: August 29, 2007, 12:55:01 AM »

“There is no wisdom in useless and hopeless sorrow” (Samuel Johnson)
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« Reply #69 on: August 29, 2007, 12:57:37 AM »

There are as many nights as days, and the one is just as long as the other in the year's course. Even a happy life cannot be without a measure of darkness, and the word 'happy' would lose its meaning if it were not balanced by sadness.
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« Reply #70 on: August 29, 2007, 01:00:46 AM »

"Tiny man make Thog's brain hurt!" (Futurama)
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« Reply #71 on: August 29, 2007, 01:09:12 AM »

All we wanna do is eat your brains. We're not unreasonable-I mean, no one's gonna eat your eyes.
-Jonathan Coulton
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« Reply #72 on: August 29, 2007, 01:14:02 AM »

"'Are you survivors come to thank the one attribute that's saved you or zombies come to eat my brain?'
'... Zombies. It just didn't seem right to lie to you.'" (Robot Chicken)
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« Reply #73 on: August 29, 2007, 01:22:16 AM »

The main jokes in this film are about big things, love and life and zombies - we all get that.
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« Reply #74 on: August 29, 2007, 02:42:39 PM »

"the quickest way to end a war is to lose it" - George Orwell
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« Reply #75 on: August 29, 2007, 03:18:35 PM »

“There is no lasting hope in violence, only temporary relief from hopelessness.” (Anon)
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« Reply #76 on: August 29, 2007, 04:14:37 PM »

If you could kick the person in the pants responsible for most of your trouble, you wouldn't sit for a month.
-Theodore Roosevelt
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« Reply #77 on: September 05, 2007, 12:53:33 AM »

" 'A nun and me, Annette O'Meade, and Anne, a maid, had enemas with Eminem, an eminent MTV emmissary.'
'Amen.' " (Pearls Before Swine)
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« Reply #78 on: September 05, 2007, 02:06:13 PM »

A little nonsense, now and then, is relished by the wisest men.
-Willy Wonka
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« Reply #79 on: September 05, 2007, 02:54:55 PM »

"Strength is irrelevant. Resistance is futile. We wish to improve ourselves. We will add your biological and technological distinctiveness to our own. Your culture will adapt to service ours." -- The Borg
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« Reply #80 on: September 05, 2007, 02:57:31 PM »

The mission of the United States is one of benevolent assimilation.
-William McKinley
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« Reply #81 on: September 05, 2007, 06:36:26 PM »

"The smug mask of virtue triumphant can be almost as bad as the face of wickedness revealed." (Terry Pratchett)
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« Reply #82 on: September 05, 2007, 06:49:25 PM »

Although there may be tragedy in your life, there's always a possibility to triumph. It doesn't matter who you are, where you come from. The ability to triumph begins with you. Always.
-Oprah Winfrey
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« Reply #83 on: September 05, 2007, 11:33:39 PM »

"A lot of people assume that with the success of my show, all the fame and money would have changed me. That's not true. I still put on my pants just like every-body else; one leg at a time with some help from my assistant. I still have all the same hopes, dreams, and boats as everybody else.

I bought this horse to match my outfit." (Sarah Silverman)
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« Reply #84 on: September 06, 2007, 01:57:17 PM »

Wealth is the ability to fully experience life.
-Henry David Thoreau
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« Reply #85 on: September 06, 2007, 05:34:58 PM »

"I fuggin' hate Thoreau, he can go [---] his [---] with a god [---] [---] and a hooker with an [---] episcopalian [---] on a saturday night. Bastard." (Me!)
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« Reply #86 on: September 06, 2007, 06:43:23 PM »

Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for that. It's called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar.
-Drew Carey
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