Sad story (gross too): When my grandmother was a kid, she was on a bus for a trip somewhere, and the girl next to her, the window seat, had her head out the window. A truck went by a little too close…
Like I said, it’s gross too…
“Please keep all appendages inside the vehicle at all times”
I think I heard something similar. Some kid had his head out the window and one of those things they put horses in with all the air holes in it went by and, you know those cheese grater things? It did that to his face.
Whenever you feel like stickin’ something out the window of a moving vehicle, make it
a) a stick that will make a wonderfully satisfying snapping noise
b) something that will make a wonderfully satisfying splatting noise
c) the head of your mortal enemy.
May 23rd, 2007 at 6:22 pm
Whenever you feel like stickin’ something out the window of a moving vehicle, make it
a) a stick that will make a wonderfully satisfying snapping noise
b) something that will make a wonderfully satisfying splatting noise
c) the head of your mortal enemy. ”
Couldnt agree more. Sadly, I have no enemies…I’m nature’s butthumping stick.
I agree.
*Deep voice* – FINISH HIM!!
4 minutes later: *Deep voice* – WHY HAVEN’T YOU FINISHED HIM!!
*Scorpion* – HE WON’T DIE!!!!! HIS BODY PARTS ARE EVERYWHERE, YET HE STILL COMES AT ME!!!!!
MK… classic… However, the easiest way to get hurt is with trams. They pass each other so close and sometimes there’s posts between them, all really close… Vehicles on the road usually keep some distance.
June 10th, 2007 at 12:19 am
I agree.
*Deep voice* – FINISH HIM!!
4 minutes later: *Deep voice* – WHY HAVEN’T YOU FINISHED HIM!!
*Scorpion* – HE WON’T DIE!!!!! HIS BODY PARTS ARE EVERYWHERE, YET HE STILL COMES AT ME!!!!!))
I would pay MONEY to be able to play Biff in MK XD
I will never put my hands out the window again. -_-
i did it now i lost my hand -,-
Ouch.
Always true. Though some poor sucker almost lost his hand once when I was riding the bus last summer. He was lucky that he didn’t.
Sad story (gross too): When my grandmother was a kid, she was on a bus for a trip somewhere, and the girl next to her, the window seat, had her head out the window. A truck went by a little too close…
Like I said, it’s gross too…
“Please keep all appendages inside the vehicle at all times”
I think I heard something similar. Some kid had his head out the window and one of those things they put horses in with all the air holes in it went by and, you know those cheese grater things? It did that to his face.
Aww.. those stories ruined my webcomics time =(… I feel sad now…
…And yet, you are amused by Biff’s suffering?
…Me too.
my mom saw a kid stick his legs out a window and some guy drove by really fast and chopped them off.
CEASE THY GORY STORIES! We are here to point and laugh at Biff’s brainlessness, not to make each other sick.
Now if thou wilt excuez moi, I shalt go and visit thine holy Vomitorium.
Meh it could be worse, they could included links to pictures or something, also, biff = More then enough of the daily requirement of humrous Pain.
I once met someone who broke his arm hitchhiking.
That looks pretty hard to do. Decided to get his hand outside the bus, and grab/wedge his hand onto the branch? o.O
I heard from a friend who said a kid put his hand outside a school bus, and a branch hit it and cut to the bone from his elbow to his wrist.
This commentary page has more gore than Saw2!!!
(Worst. Movie. EVER.)
Those stories make me glad that i like the aisle seat on the bus. And I laugh at Biff.
Whenever you feel like stickin’ something out the window of a moving vehicle, make it
a) a stick that will make a wonderfully satisfying snapping noise
b) something that will make a wonderfully satisfying splatting noise
c) the head of your mortal enemy.
“Mint Sharpie Says:
May 23rd, 2007 at 6:22 pm
Whenever you feel like stickin’ something out the window of a moving vehicle, make it
a) a stick that will make a wonderfully satisfying snapping noise
b) something that will make a wonderfully satisfying splatting noise
c) the head of your mortal enemy. ”
Couldnt agree more. Sadly, I have no enemies…I’m nature’s butthumping stick.
I wonder what would happen if he did that on a plane.
Biff would be great for mortal combat, he wouldn’t be able to lose.
I agree.
*Deep voice* – FINISH HIM!!
4 minutes later: *Deep voice* – WHY HAVEN’T YOU FINISHED HIM!!
*Scorpion* – HE WON’T DIE!!!!! HIS BODY PARTS ARE EVERYWHERE, YET HE STILL COMES AT ME!!!!!
MK… classic… However, the easiest way to get hurt is with trams. They pass each other so close and sometimes there’s posts between them, all really close… Vehicles on the road usually keep some distance.
((Darkpheonix XIII Says:
June 10th, 2007 at 12:19 am
I agree.
*Deep voice* – FINISH HIM!!
4 minutes later: *Deep voice* – WHY HAVEN’T YOU FINISHED HIM!!
*Scorpion* – HE WON’T DIE!!!!! HIS BODY PARTS ARE EVERYWHERE, YET HE STILL COMES AT ME!!!!!))
I would pay MONEY to be able to play Biff in MK XD
One time I stuck my head out the window of my car. Then my dad drove through a big puddle and I got covered in mud. NEVER AGAIN.
I’d so steal this if all of these people weren’t going to kill me if I did.
this comic is loltastic! If only that situation was that funny…
My grandfather lost his left arm from hanging it out the car window… Rollovers don’t always kill; Sometimes, they merely Biff you.
Hehe, my grandma always used to tell us when we were kids
“Don’t stick your elbow out too far
Or it might go home in another car.”
My Grandmother just made me cookies, I’m glad to see your Grandmother gave you such…heartwarming advice.
Y’know, Biff has a very flexible body if he was pulled out of the bus by that impact, and not had his arm at the very least shattered.
HOMG THAT HAPPEND TO MEH FRIEND ONCE FOR REA REAAAAaaaal
where is the cell phone he had in his hand? died of a battery or no reception still…
wonofto,,
BURMA SHAVE SIGNS LOL
oh so that’s why you should not do that…
L0L