#34 – Bus

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  1. Otacon says:

    I will never put my hands out the window again. -_-

  2. keng says:

    i did it now i lost my hand -,-

  3. Mikau says:

    Always true. Though some poor sucker almost lost his hand once when I was riding the bus last summer. He was lucky that he didn’t.

  4. Chryssta says:

    Sad story (gross too): When my grandmother was a kid, she was on a bus for a trip somewhere, and the girl next to her, the window seat, had her head out the window. A truck went by a little too close…

    Like I said, it’s gross too…

    “Please keep all appendages inside the vehicle at all times”

  5. XRS says:

    I think I heard something similar. Some kid had his head out the window and one of those things they put horses in with all the air holes in it went by and, you know those cheese grater things? It did that to his face.

  6. Fenix says:

    Aww.. those stories ruined my webcomics time =(… I feel sad now…

  7. Secularist says:

    …And yet, you are amused by Biff’s suffering?

    …Me too.

  8. chum says:

    my mom saw a kid stick his legs out a window and some guy drove by really fast and chopped them off.

  9. Malachite Dragon says:

    CEASE THY GORY STORIES! We are here to point and laugh at Biff’s brainlessness, not to make each other sick.

    Now if thou wilt excuez moi, I shalt go and visit thine holy Vomitorium.

  10. Sick-little-Wolfboy says:

    Meh it could be worse, they could included links to pictures or something, also, biff = More then enough of the daily requirement of humrous Pain.

  11. Karen Ellis says:

    I once met someone who broke his arm hitchhiking.

  12. Female Fox Furry says:

    That looks pretty hard to do. Decided to get his hand outside the bus, and grab/wedge his hand onto the branch? o.O

  13. Zakh says:

    I heard from a friend who said a kid put his hand outside a school bus, and a branch hit it and cut to the bone from his elbow to his wrist.

  14. 66point6 says:

    This commentary page has more gore than Saw2!!!

    (Worst. Movie. EVER.)

  15. Darkpheonix XII says:

    Those stories make me glad that i like the aisle seat on the bus. And I laugh at Biff.

  16. Mint Sharpie says:

    Whenever you feel like stickin’ something out the window of a moving vehicle, make it
    a) a stick that will make a wonderfully satisfying snapping noise
    b) something that will make a wonderfully satisfying splatting noise
    c) the head of your mortal enemy.

  17. Malachite Dragon says:

    “Mint Sharpie Says:

    May 23rd, 2007 at 6:22 pm
    Whenever you feel like stickin’ something out the window of a moving vehicle, make it
    a) a stick that will make a wonderfully satisfying snapping noise
    b) something that will make a wonderfully satisfying splatting noise
    c) the head of your mortal enemy. ”

    Couldnt agree more. Sadly, I have no enemies…I’m nature’s butthumping stick.

  18. DemonRex says:

    I wonder what would happen if he did that on a plane.

  19. Lord 13 says:

    Biff would be great for mortal combat, he wouldn’t be able to lose.

  20. Darkpheonix XIII says:

    I agree.
    *Deep voice* – FINISH HIM!!
    4 minutes later: *Deep voice* – WHY HAVEN’T YOU FINISHED HIM!!
    *Scorpion* – HE WON’T DIE!!!!! HIS BODY PARTS ARE EVERYWHERE, YET HE STILL COMES AT ME!!!!!

  21. TomCC says:

    MK… classic… However, the easiest way to get hurt is with trams. They pass each other so close and sometimes there’s posts between them, all really close… Vehicles on the road usually keep some distance.

  22. Malachite Dragon says:

    ((Darkpheonix XIII Says:

    June 10th, 2007 at 12:19 am
    I agree.
    *Deep voice* – FINISH HIM!!
    4 minutes later: *Deep voice* – WHY HAVEN’T YOU FINISHED HIM!!
    *Scorpion* – HE WON’T DIE!!!!! HIS BODY PARTS ARE EVERYWHERE, YET HE STILL COMES AT ME!!!!!))

    I would pay MONEY to be able to play Biff in MK XD

  23. AJ says:

    One time I stuck my head out the window of my car. Then my dad drove through a big puddle and I got covered in mud. NEVER AGAIN.

  24. coolioness says:

    I’d so steal this if all of these people weren’t going to kill me if I did.

  25. stumphy says:

    this comic is loltastic! If only that situation was that funny…

  26. MaskedMan says:

    My grandfather lost his left arm from hanging it out the car window… Rollovers don’t always kill; Sometimes, they merely Biff you.

  27. WonofTew says:

    Hehe, my grandma always used to tell us when we were kids

    “Don’t stick your elbow out too far
    Or it might go home in another car.”

  28. Marc says:

    My Grandmother just made me cookies, I’m glad to see your Grandmother gave you such…heartwarming advice.

  29. Deteramot says:

    Y’know, Biff has a very flexible body if he was pulled out of the bus by that impact, and not had his arm at the very least shattered.

  30. Aleri Aleri says:

    HOMG THAT HAPPEND TO MEH FRIEND ONCE FOR REA REAAAAaaaal

  31. gurgi says:

    where is the cell phone he had in his hand? died of a battery or no reception still…

  32. ttt says:

    wonofto,,

    BURMA SHAVE SIGNS LOL

  33. femax says:

    oh so that’s why you should not do that…

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