#998 – Maple
Posted on April 8, 2010 at 12:00 am by Chris
Chapter: Comics
Watching some adults use a giant wood chipper was pretty mesmerizing as a kid. We would form a little crowd around a hundred feet away to “ooh” and “ahh” at it. The people using it would usually get into a rhythm of toss… bzzzzzt! toss… bzzzzzt! toss… bzzzzzt! with a sporadic thicker branch that would get ground up much more slowly with a louder lower pitched grrrrrrrrawwwwwwwwzzzzzziiip! Punctuated by a round of applause!
Biff’s 4th birthday is tomorrow! To celebrate, there is a crazy book sale in the store right now!
Tags: car, future, tree
Aww if Biff’s birthday is tomorrow, couldn’t you have made an extra comic on April 1st and have it coincide with comic #1000?
This had me laughing so much. Also, in the future they’ll have elimated tailgating.
so, is it an electric vehicle that propels itself foreward by chipping, and re-energizing the battery via the wheels?
Most cynical Biff I’ve ever read. : D Comes into my rare favorite-folder.
Personally I wouldn’t trust Biff behind the wheel of anything.
Trees and plants go in, liquid wood extracts come out. I heartily endorse!
And it revives the economy by creating literally millions of street cleaner jobs! That is until the price of trees skyrockets… 🙁
Happy birthday! Enjoy your Spaghetti Cake!
Actually, this idea already exists (somewhat) and is endorsed by FEMA.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wood_gas_generator
Still, this comic made me LOL.
This wood be fun to see on the road.
… 😀
Hey You have a new reader
it took me about 6 months to complete but I managed to read every comic in the archive!
@SEA <,< bad bad little punster.
I can only think of positives for this one, chris. What could POSSIBLY go wrong, amirite?
A 4 year old definitely should not be driving.
Then again, NO ONE should do most of the things Biff does. 😀
Wood gas = poo?