#431 – Spiral

I get to eat a lot of cake at my job. People just bring them in all the time. It’s kind of weird because they always put them out around 8 am. Never in my life have I eaten so bad so early in the morning. I think a lot of people don’t actually want to eat that kind of stuff so early but they know if they don’t grab it now… it will all be gone by the time they would actually want some.


0 thoughts on “#431 – Spiral”

  1. Vessol says:

    The cake is a lie Biff! The cake is a lie!

  2. Tuldas says:

    I like how the last two dessert-based comics have Biff standing in the exact same spot. Is that the dessert space in the kitchen?

  3. FWTrump says:

    But the cake is great, it is so delicious and moist…

  4. Robin says:

    Biff, I like the way you think.

  5. Kevin says:

    Is this a dessert-themed week?

    If so, I like it. –reaches for more dessert– Yum!

  6. PsychoDuck says:

    Dessert Week on The Book of Biff.

    Tomorrow: Cookies.

    The Duck Has Spoken.

  7. MaskedMan says:

    So where’s the belt now?

  8. Chuck says:

    You just keep on trying ’til you run out of cake.

  9. Kree says:

    I noticed that too Tuldas! XD Perhaps it’s a pose that Biff makes in front of meals so frequently that it has become a habit for him.

  10. Ant says:

    What are you talking about, the hills are different shapes, different colours, biff is 3cm off, the walls a different colour, even his eyebrows are a different shape, that is obviously not the same spot

  11. Micah says:

    It’s good to see that Biff is still alive.

  12. Bullet Fiend says:

    I wouldn’t of thought Biff needed to diet……..I want those cutting skills!!

  13. dragonbrad says:


  14. Anne says:

    That is amazing. Nobody else would have thought of that. Only Biff. That guy’s smart, he should be working for NASA – I don’t know why he’s sitting around eating cake. ha ha. brilliant.

  15. Anne says:

    BTW, kudos to all the Portal references.

  16. trueblaze says:

    I work night shift at a grocery store, so we’re lucky in that we get to eat all the mistakes the bakery makes during the day. Though it does kinda tick our manager off when we go strait for the snacks as soon as we sign in XD.

  17. some kid says:

    i made a sunflower cake
    its a round 2 layer yellow cake with chocolat frosting ,yellow peeps around the edge ,and chocolat chips in a circular patern all the way to the middle
    its simple and looks great

  18. birdie says:

    i failed cakes class because my chef didn’t like us using bright colors for frosting, or being creative in any way. the curriculum was very nearly straight out of the seventies and everything was fairly unappetizing.

  19. Cutting that would be hard. Separating it from the rest of the cake would be much harder.

  20. speearr says:

    Oh great idea! Let’s watch the fall-out with the Weight-Watchers’ Association….

  21. kenshin620 says:

    why does biff need a trainer?….or was it one that he mail ordered like all the rest of the stuff?

  22. Magical Nurse Ban says:


    Yummy. (^_^)

  23. Seraphine says:

    When we have cake or muffins or whatever
    at work, I take it home and share it with my
    husband. It’s less than half the calories…

  24. kaemmerite says:

    I see what he did there.

  25. Ryan says:

    Biff looks strikingly similar to the last comic. :S

  26. Kitty says:

    Somehow, Biff still looks unsatisified with his ‘small’ slice of cake. .

  27. Reynard says:

    Yes, Biff *can* have his cake and eat it too…

  28. sefan says:

    “That is amazing. Nobody else would have thought of that. Only Biff. That guy’s smart, he should be working for NASA – I don’t know why he’s sitting around eating cake. ha ha. brilliant.”

    I thought we decided he was an alien in employ by the US government. where else would he get all his wonderful toys?

  29. MikeReiner says:

    Haha, I love this webcomic. So simple and witty. 🙂

  30. Reg says:

    I agree with you Kitty. :3

  31. MOD says:

    @ everyone who keeps making portal references

    i understand the jokes, but many wont, so people are losing out

    but yeah, the game did spring to mind when i saw this lol

  32. nikie says:

    mayhaps i’ve been eating so many sweets this week is because of biff and his dessert cravings. biff has hijacked my subconscious and tells me to eat sweet things i don’t need!

  33. Super Llama says:

    Break through the diet plans and kick self-control to the curb!

    This shows how much of an anime nerd I am. Instead of looking at the cake and thinking of Portal, I looked at the spiral part and thought of Gurren-Lagann. XD

  34. Nate says:

    I have to say, super llama takes the proverbial cake with his thinking. Gurren-Lagan FTW

  35. Shorty says:

    Outsmarting the diet. Yes.

  36. Marr965 says:

    is his eybrow leaning on the windowsill?

  37. Shana says:

    BIFF. You’re brilliant. Now I know how to retaliate when my doctor says only once slice of cake a week~ XD … Though, that would be greedy. Perhaps I should just use this brilliance to impress guests on a nice little desert display.


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  40. Zach Light says:

    Now why didn’t I think of that, thanks for the idea Biff.

  41. Shadow says:

    … That is a very big slice of cake. It could easily spread out a week.

  42. Kyle says:

    Why dont you like take 3 pieces of that cake and set them aside where no one can see them and eat them later, don’t tell anyone else or everyone will do that as well

  43. BrainpanSonata says:

    I have eaten cake for breakfast before, and I would love a spiral shaped slice.

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