#369 – Jam

Make your own Biff preserves!

You can download Biff’s face and print it out to make your very own jar of Biff. The full size print is good for something like a spaghetti sauce jar. I had to print mine at 60% to fit my small preserves jar. Send me a picture of your Biff preserves or post one in the forum.


0 thoughts on “#369 – Jam”

  1. Jameson says:

    I guess it was one from one of the days he didnt blow up or get torn apart.

  2. Warcrime says:

    “Biff in a Jar: for Biff on the go.” Heh, now thats an interesting feat… did he manage to stuff his whole body in there, or just his face?

  3. Radical Edward says:

    At least it can’t get any worse…

  4. SEA says:

    Heh, the biff preserve idea sounds fun, too bad about the lack of jars in my home though =p

  5. Sleepingorange says:

    Hmm… That mood doesn’t look particularly good, but then, it is Biff.

    OH, y’know what? I won’t be carving pumpkins until Friday Evening, so I may well use the Biffface to as a stencil for my pumpkin; should that happen, I’ll totally post picatures on the forum.

  6. Soulofaqua says:

    Chris I have an idea for your short description: one panelled disasters five days a week!

  7. Envious Luna says:

    I so wish I had a jar. Hell, a lot of jars. I’d put Biff-in-jar all over the place.

  8. Dr. Doom says:

    Here’s a quick question, how is Biff going to get out of there? Biff or not, he had to have thought of that before he did this amazing if bewildering feat.

  9. dragonbrad says:

    im in yur jar, plotyn ma ryveng

  10. Gobbledegook says:

    Can emotions go stale? Biff hadbetter use his good mood before it’s wasted.
    If I could bottle up emotions (more than I already do), I’d preserve some pure, unadulterated rage. I’d keep it in my weapons closet for emergencies or whenever I feel a pressing need to go berserk.

  11. PlutoBum says:

    If that’s his GOOD mood, I don’t know if i wanna know him in a bad mood!

  12. Natester says:

    Wow, if they had that technology, I would DEFINITELY get it. I need a good mood every once in a while

  13. Pablo says:

    “I’m a Biff in a bottle baby!”
    Sure, it’s a Biff in a cup, but anyways…
    I bet that would be one of the strangest things to find in someone’s house…
    Keep the good work Chris!

  14. Seraphine says:

    Good Mood deserves to be preserved,
    along with Good Looks. I bet that would
    sell well, alongside the Canned Farts.

  15. Paul says:

    How much does a jar of Biff cost???

  16. Chivalrybean says:

    Now some guy in a texas accent can disrupt things at a fancy dinner and not say “Would you please pass the All Biff.”

  17. Z says:

    Hmm…that certainly doesn’t look like a good mood to me, or at least not one I would want to preserve. Then again, I’m not Biff;)


  18. Warcrime says:

    his mood doesnt look “good” anymore because his face is smushed in a jar, thus hes in now a Foul good mood XD

  19. Reg says:

    Hmmmm, Biff is being more conservative now! He used to just grab a spare head (http://thebookofbiff.com/2007/06/15/269-stress/), but now he can litteraly conserve HIS natural resources!

  20. Torg says:

    You: Someone set up us the jar!
    Me: All your Biff are belong to us!

  21. Brad says:

    You know, seeing the picture of the preserves for some reason made me think… we have NO idea what you look like, Chris!

  22. chrome says:

    dude you only have three fingers…

  23. Nokore says:

    “You’re mistaken. This IS my happy face.”

  24. Alice Love says:

    I think his good mood is spoiling!

  25. tolkafox says:

    Biff will catch that jelly thief.

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