#369 – Jam
Posted on November 2, 2007 at 12:00 am by Chris
Chapter: Comics
Make your own Biff preserves!
You can download Biff’s face and print it out to make your very own jar of Biff. The full size print is good for something like a spaghetti sauce jar. I had to print mine at 60% to fit my small preserves jar. Send me a picture of your Biff preserves or post one in the forum.
I guess it was one from one of the days he didnt blow up or get torn apart.
“Biff in a Jar: for Biff on the go.” Heh, now thats an interesting feat… did he manage to stuff his whole body in there, or just his face?
At least it can’t get any worse…
Heh, the biff preserve idea sounds fun, too bad about the lack of jars in my home though =p
Hmm… That mood doesn’t look particularly good, but then, it is Biff.
OH, y’know what? I won’t be carving pumpkins until Friday Evening, so I may well use the Biffface to as a stencil for my pumpkin; should that happen, I’ll totally post picatures on the forum.
Chris I have an idea for your short description: one panelled disasters five days a week!
I so wish I had a jar. Hell, a lot of jars. I’d put Biff-in-jar all over the place.
Here’s a quick question, how is Biff going to get out of there? Biff or not, he had to have thought of that before he did this amazing if bewildering feat.
im in yur jar, plotyn ma ryveng
Can emotions go stale? Biff hadbetter use his good mood before it’s wasted.
If I could bottle up emotions (more than I already do), I’d preserve some pure, unadulterated rage. I’d keep it in my weapons closet for emergencies or whenever I feel a pressing need to go berserk.
If that’s his GOOD mood, I don’t know if i wanna know him in a bad mood!
Wow, if they had that technology, I would DEFINITELY get it. I need a good mood every once in a while
“I’m a Biff in a bottle baby!”
Sure, it’s a Biff in a cup, but anyways…
I bet that would be one of the strangest things to find in someone’s house…
Keep the good work Chris!
Good Mood deserves to be preserved,
along with Good Looks. I bet that would
sell well, alongside the Canned Farts.
How much does a jar of Biff cost???
Now some guy in a texas accent can disrupt things at a fancy dinner and not say “Would you please pass the All Biff.”
Hmm…that certainly doesn’t look like a good mood to me, or at least not one I would want to preserve. Then again, I’m not Biff;)
-Z
his mood doesnt look “good” anymore because his face is smushed in a jar, thus hes in now a Foul good mood XD
Hmmmm, Biff is being more conservative now! He used to just grab a spare head (http://thebookofbiff.com/2007/06/15/269-stress/), but now he can litteraly conserve HIS natural resources!
You: Someone set up us the jar!
Me: All your Biff are belong to us!
You know, seeing the picture of the preserves for some reason made me think… we have NO idea what you look like, Chris!
dude you only have three fingers…
“You’re mistaken. This IS my happy face.”
I think his good mood is spoiling!
Biff will catch that jelly thief.