#366 – Trip
Posted on October 30, 2007 at 12:00 am by Chris
Chapter: Comics
I had a couple different robot toys that had a fist launching ability. It never seemed very practical to me. You have to make sure to only use that feature as a last resort. If you miss then you can’t go back and pick up your really really big sword or your super giant laser gun.
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yeah dude
the hand missle was always impractical
unless they’re connected by chains
….then u have hand chucks!!!
Wow, is there anything Biff can’t do? Oh yeah, tie his shoes…
The worst thing is when one of the hand missiles goes missing, and he gets the nickname “Stumpy”.
I never found much of a use for fist missiles. I mean, what if the fist misses its target and smashes into a skyscraper? The fist would not only crush countless people, but knock the building over and smash everything in its downward path. Why do people never think of these things when they’re building the robot in the first pla… Wait, Biff has hand missiles?
lol, what could biff possible do with his hand missile…on second thought, never mind.
dude… i bet someone could make a pretty awesome video game w/ biff as a playable character.
Man, I hate when that happens.
Whenever me and my brothers used to play with our G1 transformers (if you remember almost all of them had removable hands), We used those instead of the guns. We’d yell “Fist missile!” and throw the hand at whichever toy the other one was playing with. If it hit, it counted as a kill and you couldn’t use that TF until we started over.
My brother borrowed my fist missile. Now I can’t type.
Always tie your shoes first, Biff!
Anyone remember the Voltron Fist missle….it would launch the heads of the Green and Red Lion.
Nice! Biff should get the boomerang-effect upgrade.
I’ve always preferred laser heat vision myself.
So that explains why
Biff doesn’t have a
knotted forehead…
its worse when they get lost.
It shouldn’t seem all that alarming
But old Biff is quite the Prince Charming
He’s at your command
And will give you a hand,
That’s when he’s at his most disarming
Now I’m wondering who/what he had to defend himself against?
It’d be useful to hand something to someone who was far away.
thank god my hand missiles regenerate. but when i’m scratching my nose and it goes off… ouch.
that happens to me many times a day, but the worst is when youshoot out two hands while riding your bike
Man, i love this comic, always brilliant Chris…
I always wondered why the heck would someone lauch their body parts as weapons, ever heard of pistols and such?
You’d go better by flinging flaming poop at them =P
Biff shot off his left hand first–does this mean that he’s left-handed?
dreamlight, you obviusly shoot the hand your not good with first, duh.
But as i said, i have many accidents with mine, i shoot my hands at the same time.
Well, another dumb mistake.
I’ve made a few syntax-related mistakes. We all do. I once rooted a doll head backwards.
…Megaman reference?
at least HE gets his back via reverse propulsion.
just be careful not to miss it when it comes back.
Thump!
oh and as for pablo, it wouldnt be fast enough, and you’d have to get the right…consistency….
no one would want to keep that much handy
….sniff…sniff….
x_x
biff has a gopher problem in his backyard
dude! I wish I had hand missiles! I have soooper long fingers, so I’d probably poke someone’s eye out.
’tisn’t the best of ideas
plus he’s missing half a leg.. I wonder if that shot off in the opposite direction…
its better than a eye misslie
I had a real cheap megazord back in the day based on the movie w/ ivan ooze, and its “hand missiles” just had a 2mm plastic stick on it that BARELY moved it out at all.
MAZINGER Z RULES!
I want a fighting game with Biff…
He;d propably be the final boss, with near infinite health but a 20% chance of damaging himself per attack.
Hes a robot lololololool!!!!!!111