#240 – Early Bird

I have a friend that is famous for not knowing how to do the laundry properly. Recently his wife washed a load of socks and underwear and them put them in the dryer. While they were drying she started a 2nd wash of colors. His work shirt was in the color wash, and when it was done he took just that shirt out of the wet clothes and put it into the dryer with the dry socks and underwear and ran it for another half hour to dry them again. Luckily he doesn’t read my comic so I get to poke fun at him.


29 thoughts on “#240 – Early Bird”

  1. Synchro says:

    LOL! Double dry socks, I guess. As long as your friend doesn’t catch things on fire, I guess it’s okay, right?

  2. Jerowaka says:


    and biff can fold up pretty good, if he can sleep in there

  3. Ela says:

    Third? Is that really an honor? I like Biff’s idea.. perhaps I should try it sometime…

  4. Kuroiten says:

    And that’s why we invest in industrial-size washers, kids. Better to sleep in.

  5. Vole says:

    I think that explains the eyebrows right there.

  6. ZYXWVUT says:

    What about the ones that are dry-clean only?

  7. Souns like something someone would do in college…

  8. Magdalena says:

    I think that’d be quite comfortable actualy. You’d certainly be nice and soft afterwards.

  9. dragonbrad says:

    yeah,Magdalena,you would have a nice crik in the neck

  10. dragonbrad says:

    on saturday i saw spider man three and had pizza for the first time this week

  11. Jokuki says:

    That would be realy comfortable on those cold night, just put it on gentle LOL

  12. Reikon Ame says:

    That would result in so much static cling it wouldn’t be funny. Biff would then end up working at a JC Penny or such. He would end up wearing the entire store at once. Then try to walk out and get stopped by security for Grand Theft Clothing.


  13. Nova Namina Riff says:

    I remember taking a photo of my lil’ bro climbing out the washer along with a bunch of clothes. Thats what this reminds me of.

    It would hurt if biff got detergent in his eyes though….

    Nice work Chris!

  14. Oddly Frozen says:

    “mommy!!! there’s a strange man in the dryer!!!!”

    “just ignore it and it’ll go away”

  15. oxymoronic penguin says:

    Just finished reading the full thing, congrats you made majourly laugh my ass off.

  16. Natester says:

    This copletely reminds me of when I was younger and stupid. I threw my friend’s cat into his dryer and turned it on. It was so worth the multiple scratches on my legs, arms, and face.

  17. Hyshinara says:

    dragonbrad…like… WTF? 😛

    btw is Spiderman 3 any good? 😀

  18. Nightmare says:

    I totally found this by mistake and I love it!

  19. Reikon Ame says:

    One yes it is good and two this place is not for random comments as such. Spiderman is lacking in comparison to Biff. Isn’t that right Washer/Dryer Man.

  20. dragonbrad says:

    hyshinara,teah really good,its 3 hours long but it feels like 1 hour because its so thrilling

  21. Awkward As Usual says:

    Does he use dryer sheets?…and if so what scent?…I mean he looks like a mountain fresh kind of guy, but you can never really know for sure…laundry is so personal….

  22. dragonbrad says:

    biff looks like a soothing lavender guy(i bet he needs it to sleep in th dryer

  23. Nate says:

    I think that would probably kill you, so I’m not about to sprint of and test how flexible I am.

  24. Rachel says:

    how can he waste so much time sometimes, and then be short on time? He needs to replan his scedule.

  25. Darkpheonix XIII says:

    I fit in our dryer, but it’s cold in there when it’s not on.

  26. Doc Spooky says:

    I nearly did this, I took a shower with my cloth on and them I slept in my family sauna in 3 hours or so. 8(

  27. steve-o says:

    Oddly Frozen
    May 7th, 2007 at 10:16 am
    “mommy!!! there’s a strange man in the dryer!!!!”

    “just ignore it and it’ll go away”
    Knowing Biff, that probably IS someone else’s dryer. In someone elses house.

  28. ze bob says:

    my mom actually climbed into a dryer when she was little. It was one that turned on when she closed the door. luckily she made it out without any major injuries.

  29. Pix says:

    Phew, no more pizza

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