#1827 – Drought
Posted on July 18, 2013 at 12:00 am by Chris
Chapter: Comics
If you want a mild winter buy a fancy new snowblower. If you want the price of gas to go down tomorrow, fill up your tank today. If you want Ben & Jerry’s to reissue your favorite discontinued ice cream flavor, simply develop lactose intolerance.
Tags: doctor who, drought, it's dryer on the inside, rain, raincoat, tardis
If you want your favourite band to change which day they’ll perform on at a festival, pre-order a ticket for just their day very early (as in, order a Friday ticket, and your favourite band will perform on Saturday instead)!
This actually happened to me last year, but luckily enough, they fixed this problem by letting you come in on Saturday if you had an unused Friday ticket! Many people went to this festival just because of that one band!
I see what you did there what with the TARDIS raincoat and such.
Charles Schulz did a cartoon about Charlie Brown’s ultimate life goal. Own a lake and a convertible. If it wasn’t raining he could say, “great weather for driving around in my convertible”. And if it was raining, he could say, “at least the rain is filling up my lake”.
best raincoat in the universe!
It’s one size fits all… at the same time.
During the hot months, if I want to help it rain, I just go out to the parking lot here at work, and spray the weeds. Within a couple of days, we’ll get rain to help new weeds grow to take the place of the dead and dying ones.
If you want an injection-molded (relatively inexpensive, relatively easy to build) model kit of a particular subject, buy a vacuum-formed or resin version (expensive, time-consuming and challenging to build) of that subject. (And even *then* it doesn’t always work…)
Tardis raincoat. Biff just got about 20% cooler
It must be larger on the inside then.
P.S. Like your avatar.
Silly. The price of gas doesn’t go down.