#1738 – Thing

“Ow, hey! What gives? Why would you bite me?”

“Hungry.”

“Can I offer you a sandwich or something?”

“Sure.”

“What would you like? Turkey? Ham?”

“Arm sandwich.”

“How about a knuckle sandwich?”

“Oh yeah, sure. Like I haven’t heard that one before.”

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9 thoughts on “#1738 – Thing”

    1. Like this one, that I found right after having typed the first comment:

      http://www.thebookofbiff.com/2012/09/03/1620-palmed/

  1. Enya W says:

    It seems like this advice would be logically impossible to follow. I mean, by definition the hand that bites you has already bitten you…

  2. samuel says:

    It’s Thing!

  3. caffiend says:

    Reminds me somewhat of Evil Dead 2 …

  4. kingklash says:

    It doesn’t qualify as Finger Food?

  5. Coyoty says:

    A knuckle sandwich seems a little ham-fisted.

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