#1452 – Coiled

When I was a kid it was common knowledge that uncoiled your intestines they would stretch out for a full mile. This was corroborated by a kid whose brother knew a kid that saw a guy get hit by a bus. We didn’t have the internet on computers back then. The web of information was kid based. It would be years until it was upgraded to the current “series of tubes” version.

Today’s Maximumble orders it up.

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10 thoughts on “#1452 – Coiled”

  1. Iforwhat says:

    Talk about a hernia

  2. But what would Biff do with his intestines to get down from the tower? …And do I really want to know that…?! Eeeugh… (I guess)

  3. Justin says:

    When I was a kid the going rumor was that your large intestines would be about as tall as you. Your small intestines, however, could be wrapped around the Earth. Twice sometimes, depending on which kid told you.

  4. onexused says:

    I don’t know about you, Biff, but I think I’ll keep my intestines inside me and wait for rescue.

  5. kingklash says:

    That would take guts.


  6. wannabe_elf says:

    A series of tubes FILLED WIUTH CATS!

    Case in point: http://imgur.com/gallery/WfUqQ

  7. mynameis832 says:


  8. Freezie43110 says:

    I’d rather chance rock climbing.

  9. wheatley14 says:

    or 25 feet of eyebrows

  10. Marscaleb says:

    Oh man, this one made me wince so bad I nearly spit up!

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