#142 – Cordless


0 thoughts on “#142 – Cordless”

  1. J says:

    perfect for when you’re on the move, or if you just don’t like wires; but tell me, how long does he last between charges?

  2. Chris says:

    5 day standby and 12 hour talk time.

  3. Sean says:

    Sure, this seems like a good idea, but half the time he’s stuck between the couch cushions or something.

  4. Oh, man. That’s what I want for Christmas.

  5. LordRetard says:

    Awwww, shooo cute.

    I couldn’t help myself. I want one.

  6. Background Bailey says:

    My gosh…is that a quirky smile I spy on Biff’s face?!? Sure looks like it.

    If you ever open a “Biff Store”, you have GOT to see if you could make something like that…..maybe, if it’s not too expensive.

  7. Chryssta says:

    I hate to ask, but where’s the speaker and where;s the mic?

  8. darktrb says:

    in his shoe, of course

  9. 66point6 says:

    *Resisting urge to say something dirty in reply*

  10. Ben says:

    what would the ringtone be??

  11. isana says:

    bah, i bet even the wireless biff batteries have memory =.=

  12. Oddly Frozen says:

    i would sooo buy that if i saw it in a store

  13. Mint Sharpie says:


  14. *Pokes Chris* Make one! Now! *Pokepokepoke*

  15. Wolfie says:

    Heck, I’d buy one.

  16. Darkpheonix XIII says:

    The ringtone is probably a shout of pain, and the speaker-piece is Biff’s mouth…like…line…I’d bet his eyebrows would tickle.

  17. DemonRex says:

    But does he have caller ID?

  18. Dracat says:

    No!!! This is Biff we are talking about!! He’s a risk taker, why would he have caller ID? Well… maybe on the main phone but it would just ruin it on the wireless Biff…. I’d buy it too..

  19. Hoboapple says:

    I wonder if they’ll make a cellular Biff.

  20. Elkian says:

    …maybe he would turn off if telemarketers called? That’d be sooo awesome, but would take away the fun of acting crazy and seeing how long they stay on, trying to talk to you (the record is 45 min 38 sec, and only because the power went out).

  21. Elkian says:

    Oh!OohoohoohOOH!! Everytime someone called, you could hear Chris saying something like ‘Biff learned to get to barber’s opinion of REALLY SSORT beforehand.’ or some other title. That would be SOOOO cool! (the ringtone, you see.)

  22. pyrocat100 says:

    That’s the funniest thing I’ve ever seen.

  23. the Scarf says:

    I think his eyebrows would work as an antennie…the one on top of his head is superfluos…

  24. colin says:

    if biff’s head is the earpiece…
    how do you talk to feet?

  25. Elkian says:

    “Talk to the feet, cause the hand don’t want to hear it!”

  26. ashcroft says:

    that would definately go with a cordless parachute

  27. Laurel Raven says:

    “I think his eyebrows would work as an antennie…the one on top of his head is superfluos…”

    I had to read that twice…I thought you said the one on top was super floss…and my mind came up with…brain floss?

  28. Kitsunie says:

    Do want.

  29. random man says:

    I want one, make one

  30. Andara Bledin says:

    I see the coupling for the doomed umbrella implant came in handy…

  31. Torg says:

    Laurel Raven, “superfluous” means roughly “more than needed” as in “while cool at first, I have since realized that my laptop’s second screen is superfluous.”

    Cordless parachute…maybe with magnets…
    I’ll get back to you, ashcroft, once I get more than a high school education.

  32. random person says:

    since when does biff talk?

  33. Sitkero says:

    I would buy that without even half a second though. Brilliant!

  34. Elkian says:

    Yes, I definitely want XD

  35. Twigs says:

    I’d buy that for a dollar!

  36. Lt_amazil says:

    No the ringtone would be “biff learns not to mess with people with shrinkrays”

  37. Kaosu says:

    You do realize that it doesn’t matter if it’s a cordless Biff or not, right? Sooner or later it’ll be damaged or destroyed in a hilarious accident that might even rape the laws of physics and nature…

    Then again….it could be indestructible like the real one….

  38. Elfe says:

    YOu should try patchtogether.com XD its a site where people post gadgets like this, but mainly toys , and the community votes. If enough votes acumulate, teh item gets manufactured. and seriouly, who here does not want a cordless biff? Surley not me 🙂

  39. SurveySays says:

    i would be afraid it would explode or spontaneously combust or something.

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