#1402 – Cored

Pancakes are just an excuse to eat syrup. Rice is just an excuse to eat soy sauce and butter. Tea is just an excuse to drink lots of sugar. French fries are just an excuse to eat potatoes.

Today’s Maximumble is at the end.

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16 thoughts on “#1402 – Cored”

  1. Sven says:

    But I drink tea without sugar (or milk, or special flavours; tea-flavoured tea all the way!)

  2. Space Butler says:

    Tea flavored tea!!!

  3. Arjan says:

    french fries for the mayonaise.

  4. Chuck says:

    I hate maple syrup. I eat my pancakes with chocolate syrup or caramel sauce. I don’t drink tea. You don’t need to add anything to rice to make it taste good the way I make it. I agree on the potatoes though. Oh man potatoes are so tasty i every form.

  5. i.half4 says:

    Forget the rest of it. Cake is just an excuse for frosting.

    When I was in grade school, I made a pancake tie pin holder for my dad. The top of the stack was the lid. The pat of butter was supposed to be a handle, but you just had to grab the whole pancake.

  6. Distortion says:

    Man, I hate pancakes. And syrup. Soy sauce and butter on rice? Madness. There are so many other wonderful sauces that go with rice. And I never put anything in tea, iced or hot.

  7. kingklash says:

    Waffles: non-skid pancakes.

  8. MaskedMan says:

    Pancakes: Replacement for bread when making bacon, egg, and cheese sandwishes.

    Problem is, some fast-food company stole my childhood memories. 🙁

    1. Torg says:

      The pancake taco is still safe from McDonald’s.

      1. Maskman says:

        Mmm… Pancake Tacos…

  9. lincolnhotep says:

    Those aren’t pancakes. There macadamia nut pancakes. Wilson made them, and they’re fantastic.

  10. Lisa says:

    Rice is an excuse to eat… butter?

  11. Malcar says:

    Tea is an excuse to drink more tea. I could make just a cup of tea, but since I’m making I might as well make a whole pot.

  12. My god.

    Biff’s greatest invention.

  13. HiveMindFury says:

    Why not have waffles? They’re pancakes with syrup traps! =D

  14. Octothorpe says:

    “Rice is just an excuse to eat soy sauce and butter.” Uuuggg, who eats soy sauce and butter with their rice???

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