#1396 – Bugged
Posted on October 25, 2011 at 12:00 am by Chris
Chapter: Comics
My current glasses are a little beat up and worn out. One of the screws is a little loose and if I’m not paying attention the right lens can pop out unexpectedly. I can see fine with just one eye but the sudden change from 3D to 2D vision can be very disorienting. Especially when you are navigating through the clouds at 200MPH.
Today’s Maximumble kicks back.
I wonder if his eyebrows leave contrails…
The Duck Has Spoken.
Good question Duck!
When I was a kid, my dad took me on a road trip through the southwest. Until then I knew only of bugs that went splat on the windshield. There in the desserts I learned of bugs that bounced off the windshield like rocks. Now you have given them a name. Well, a better name than I had for them. I just called them Phil.
Never mind the eyebrow contrails… Faliling about in the slipstream, they could cut him to ribbons!
Driving along, hand out the window, one of those bullet-proof bugs hit my hand – or my hand hit it. Either way, Yeouch!
Ballistic bugs: another one of the reasons I always wear a full-face helmet when I ride my motorcycle.
My favorite motorcycling joke:
Q: How do you tell how happy a biker is?
A: Count the bugs in his teeth.
Re-definitions week? Nice.